Let's Play Pokemon: Team Rocket Edition

Changed!

I~ think I'll play ahead for a bit before I update again, to try and see where the game is going. Make sure I don't try to take the story one way and then get blindsided. Not that that can't be fun.

Any type requests?

Nah, whatever you can catch will do, as long as I get to see some action~ Since I have 'evil' right there in my name, I might as well be a Rocket 'mon, y'know?

I'm totally screwing myself by only wanting to be one type of Pokemon, BUT VULPIX. Vulpix is the best. :D

You know, I just had a thought. I've been considering changing my preference so I get on Jacquelle's team but I'm not sure if she'll get an electric Pokemon, so I had an idea. How about I join the first person to get an electric type Pokemon, whomever it may be? I'll be a mercenary!

Loving the characterization so far, by the way. Jaaku really did end up in the wrong profession. Or did he?

I see how it is. >|

Clearly the solution is to become the new head of Team Rocket. Change it to become an organization you can be proud to rule, not a gang of common thugs.

Hehe, I just like the idea of being on the rival's team rather than the main character's team. It's a really unique idea so I thought it would be neat to try out..

Please don't kill me.

So that stretch of grass I caught a Psyduck in? There are Dratini. Motherfucking Dratini. Never have I been more sad to catch a Psyduck.

So. I decided to go over to Vizzed to check this hack out myself. One thing led to another, and I found this, a Christmas-themed hack of the second gen games. It's remarkably well-done, and there are a few interesting things in it... There's a lot of changed npc dialogue, for one, and it's just really nice and even rather clever at times.

Honestly, I'd think of LP'ing it for Christmas if it weren't for the fact that I've already got one going.

I. No. I mustn't. Be strong Jaakusan, you already have four games going. Don't add another to the list. But it's so shiny maybe if I just play it a little NO. NO NO NO. Dammit Fuzzy, see what you did. >[

You mean this wrench?

IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!

Wait what?

You guys and your references. Can I have the harem ending with you all?

Before I post the update, I would like to announce that my real life sister (older) cannot possibly be human. We were talking earlier, and apparently when Pokemon first game out she got one, played it for a little bit, then put it down and never went near the series again because she thought it would be too addicting. She was ten at the time.

Also a good chunk of this would have been level up caps but I think I'll skip over most of those because boring.

Update imminent.

Filled with new determination we bust into the Gym, ready to kick ass.

What.

Like a boss, VaticanCameos down both of the trainers Pokemon. We collect our winnings and leave the crazy person behind.

I wasn't trying to and like hell you will.
Sarasha is up. She K.O.s the Poliwhirl (level 26) easily, but the trainer's Dewgong (level 26) almost gets her. A last minute switch to VC is all that saves her from extreme frostbite.

"Batter?" Was that supposed to be a pun of some kind?
I pace a little ways away from the fuming girl.
The worst trainer in the gym? That Dewgong almost... If she's telling the truth...
I stare at the last person in the room, a woman standing at the edge of the final pier. Sandy. A shiver runs down my back and I frown.
Maybe we should train some more. Just so that when we steamroll this Gym we make a lasting impression.

We knock out some Zubats and Grimer on the way to Larimar, and this happens.


Excellent! Loofofbread let's see what you know now!

. . .
This could be a problem. Alright, nose to the grindstone. Let's get all you guys leveled up.
We get to Larimar and wade out into the grass to the West for some serious training.


We're in the middle of training when something jumps at my face. Something blue.

combustibleoranges gets sent to the PC. We'll welcome him to the team later.


Loof still doesn't have any attacks so she's been working with the others, acting as a distraction. She does a good job, but I can see her whiskers drooping lower and lower as each of her comrades grows stronger and shows off. Maybe a treat will boost her morale?

Hey Loof, I've got something for you!

Great Mew. I think. I think we're ready.

I'm here to challenge for the Badge!

Uh. Okay? Kind of? Does it matter?

I know that already. Not only is it on the sign of the Gym, everyone in this town seems to want to explain to me how great you are. Look, this is kind of ruining the dramatic tension of the moment. Can we just get on with the battle?
She ignores me and keeps on talking.

How limited. Any brat with a Magnemite or a Bellsprout could walk in here and wipe you out.

Is that a common occurence? If it's that dangerous shouldn't you, as the Gym Leader, do something about it? Like make paths and set up patrols to help those who don't have Pokemon or who are weak trainers? Something? Anything?


Oh. Oh wow. The sheer arrogance in that statement is breathtaking.

Lady, I think someone needs to knock you down a few pegs.

Her first 'mon goes down easy. It tries to blind Sarasha with sand from the edges of the pier, but she just closes her eyes and shakes it off before slamming it into a wall with her vines. Sandy frowns and sends out her second, final Pokemon.

...SERIOUSLY?

Fortunately, there seems to be something wrong with this one. It keeps throwing up mist and doing loops despite Sandy's increasingly frustrated orders.


She sounds admiring, but her expression is another story.
Eesh. Shouldn't Gym Leaders be graceful losers?

Thank you. One step closer, Boss. I'm catching up, Jacquelle.

Ha! Like I need a little metal pin to make my team listen to me.

I couldn't before? Seriously? What, would the police have arrested me for improper use of Cut? Not that it matters. I don't have Cut. And I don't need it.


...Excuse you?
She looks and sounds so smug. So superior.
Who the hell do you think you are? You think you know anything about my life?
Sarasha's still out, and her vines are whipping about in agitation.
You arrogant bitch. I just beat down your best like it was nothing after Mew knows how much training and you're going to stand there and make snide comments about privilege?
My hand is creeping toward my pocket.
You have no idea what I'd do to win. No idea who you're dealing with.
Sandy looks... I can't describe the look on her face, but she laughs nervously before speaking loudly.

She tosses me a strange, boxy machine that she took out of her pocket. It just barely fits in my hand.

What. Is this.

Sandy gives me a nervous smile before walking away. I contemplate the bribe for a moment.
Ugh. Whatever. She's not worth it.
One of Sarasha's vines pats my head and we walk out to the Pokemon Center. I put my new badge in the Case. The Case all children are given when first told about the Gym Challenge, should they ever decide to take it.

...Why does it go in the second slot?
I shake off the strangeness, collect my Pokeballs from the Nurse, and think about where to go next.
Larimar obviously, but which path from there? There's no Gym.
I flip a coin.

West it is.

Strolling along, minding my own business when some creeper grabs my arm.

Your... what?
He's panting slightly, shirt untucked, and one hand grabs for his pants.

Next thing I know, CandyCoatedCute and James Birdsong are dragging me further down the path, each 'mon holding onto one of my hands. Strange, I don't remember letting them out of their Pokeballs. And why does it smell like bacon?

The line of people knocks that thought out of my head.
Oh Mew, now what?
I approach the nearest girl and tap her on the shoulder.

Her screeching makes my head pound.

Then she set her Pokemon on me.

Because you attacked me you ditz!

She's more annoyed than upset, and her whining makes my head ache even harder.

Is this like that stupid line of trainers from before?

Did Jacquelle put you up to this?

Admittedly, that is somewhat impressive.

Do people just not listen when I speak? Do I have to start miming everything I say?

No bro. No. Not even getting out and about has helped you. Go back to your cave. You're a lost cause.

... I'm scared of adults in Pokémon games now as a general rule T_T

You like bugs? And you're a girl? Really? Wow. I don't actually have anything negative to say. Good for you! Fight those stereotypes!

More than that. What is up with this line?

You know, I am getting real sick of people ignoring me.

Look what I-?! You attacked me. For no reason.

Yes. Do I get a prize?

No it's really no- you know what I'm just not even going to bother.

Why are all the trainers I meet crazy?

That headache just keeps getting worse.


My heart. It bleeds.

I didn't call you any

Will you people STOP ATTACKING ME?!

That...
Such a simple question. Such a complicated answer. Why are people all so mean? Most of the people I'd run into since leaving fell under that category, making assumptions and snubbing me right off the bat or attacking without provocation. It was so infuriating. Why are people so mean?
There's something wrong with this society. With this world. I can't really explain it yet. But... I think...
If- When I win the contest, I'll be the Boss's successor. Some day I'll be the leader of Team Rocket, feared throughout the land. With that kind of power...
I'll change it. Some day, I'll definitely change it.
I leave the guy looking forlorn and head into the next town.

WHAT ARE ALL THESE COPS DOING HERE?

I know now that the Police aren't great trainers or detectives. There's no real reason to be nervous. But there are so many. If I just play it cool, I can probably find out what's going on.

From what?

WHAT? How do you kno-where did you hear that?

This building... I recognize it. This is Silph Co.

Wherever would you get an idea like that officer?


This is bad. How did they know? Does Boss know that they know?

Why are there two Gyms. I'll see if that house has a phone I can borrow. Boss has to know about this.

Hey you, where's your

My worry must make me look pretty scary.

He chucks a TM at my head then dives under the table, crying and babbling apologies. I find a phone on a bookshelf and call the base. No answer. I leave a carefully worded message on the machine, hang up, and leave.

I just need to have faith in the Boss. He wouldn't be in charge if he couldn't handle something like this, right? And I need to be ready if he calls on me for help! Alright. Let's check out this Gym.

This looks like a fighting dojo, like in my comics. Is this not a Pokemon Gym?

What? From who? Look, I don't know what you've heard but I've only ever fought with my sister and she wins every time.

Ohhhh. Well then. Bring it!


Who are you talking to?

Hmmmm. Maybe I can get some pointers.

I don't think this is a League Gym. But, it should make for good experience. And maybe the Master can teach me how to throw people. Guys, let's get training.

This is a public gym.


VaticanCameos is such a boss.

The next guy decides not to wait for me and just charges, screaming and throwing out his Pokeballs.


Good job guys.

I can't decide if this guy is being humble and star struck by his Master, or a sore loser hoping to see me get my ass beat.

Cool! But what does that have to do with Pokemon?

Just one?

Son of a bitch.
VaticanCameos runs around it, barely dodging punches and Screeching at it. A couple of Fury Swipes hit and I call him back.

CandyCoatedCute takes care of the rest.


Oh reeeeaaaaaaally.

...Oh Mew you're HUGE.

Don't eat me.

I'm really stringy. I'd get stuck in your teeth.

To a Pokemon Battle! A Pokemon Battle!

AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

The Master sends out a Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan. Loofofbread takes care of the Hitmonlee

but the Hitmonchan is too fast. VaticanCameos takes that one down with a couple of Screeches and a single nasty Bite.

If you try anything my team will get you!

Oh. Good. Not a sore loser. -Ahem- Well then. Now what?

You're what? Oh. Ohhhh right. That thing. ...What'll you give me in return for relinquishing my rightful spoils?

Suh-weet!

And she'll be your fiance.

Okay, same deal as with the Starter choice. I'll have a post for each choice. Like the one you think I should get.

Choose wisely~

What, no Hitmonli or Hitmonvandamme? Oh well. Gotta make with what we got.

S-sorry I got hurt, Master Jaaku. I'm much stronger now though so it won't happen again so don't worry about me!

A new teammate? I'm sure whoever you pick will be a great addition, Master Jaaku.

Piston punching sounds way more badass than hard kicking~

BUT KICK-BOXING /sobs quietly
my dreams, oh my beautiful boxing dreams ;~;

9 to 6, Hitmonchan wins by a knockout! that was terrible

At least it wasn't Mike Tyson.