Let's Play Princess Maker 5 (Blind!)

Hey, guys! I'm back with another untranslated game:



OP:

Taken from the Princess Maker 5 translation site.

As there is no translation patch out yet I will be translating this game from Korean.

(Hope you guys don't mind that I'm playing the PSP version, I can't figure out how to run the PC version without making my laptop crash.)


Cube: Master, before I entrust the young lady to you, I would like to confirm several things.

: Well, sure, as long it's not something stupid like my gender or any-


Cube: First, please tell me your gender.

: ...Goddammit Cube. You're the worst demon butler ever.

Yes, unlike the other PriMa games, you (the parent) can choose your gender! But you can only marry your daughter if you're a guy.

I'll let you guys choose my gender, my first and last names, and my daughter's name for now~

Female, Sad Excuse, Daughter, and how many of these games have they made?

Five. This is the newest one.

EDIT: Okay, actually watched the opening video, and just let me say LOLWTF? Name the daughter Anastasia. Caretaker female. Name... uh... not sure.

Wait. Cube's still around? Is he like a constant among all the Princess Maker games?

Anyway, voting for a female caretaker too.

Female.
Although I am not creative with names. Anything is fine with me.

A girl, Yuri Princess, and Prism (to go with Cube's name being a three dimensional shape.)

OUR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY INTO ROYALTY (if the prince is hot.) AND WE WILL BE THE OVER PROTECTIVE FATHER

Double points for sliding 'McNinja" in there somewhere. Esp if we're called Dr McNinja.

But I'm fine with anything.

Female.
I'm not good with names. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way?

We don't like to talk about... Raphael... Or Uzu...

I don't think there's any butler/helper figure in the original, either.

Also, seconding being a woman! And also seconding being a Ninja Doctor if it's at all possible.

I forgot to mention, you can name your job! So Ninja Doctor as an occupation is possible.

If that is the case, we have a moral obligation to be a Ninja Doctor. Any other occupation would be a crime against good tastes.

Also, voting to name our character Megatron.

Ooo! I'm glad that feature's available in the other versions of the game! Whenever I play, I almost always go with the best paying job and give myself the title of "GOD".

Hi, delurking here to ask if there's any differences if you play as a man/female parent besides the marriage thing?

I haven't noticed or seen any mention of any other differences between being a man/woman.

Welcome!
The last time I played this game was like 5 years ago (which is why I'm calling this a blind run), so I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure there aren't. Except for minor things, like characters calling you a woman, and getting presents from your daughter on Mothers' Day instead of Father's Day.


So far we have:
Gender:
- Female-7,
- Male-2
My Name:
- Sad Excuse-1
- Yuri Princess-1
- Dr. McNinja-1
- Eboby...Way-1
- Megatron-1
Daughter's Name:
- Daughter-1
- Prism-1
- Anastasia-1
My Occupation:
- Female Caretaker-2
- Ninja Doctor-2(3?)

SO MUCH APPROVAL.

Yes. We must be a Ninja Doctor. *sage nod*

Can I still vote?
Obviously, you should be female, your name is Yasuri Yamileth and the girl is Yuleisis. Seconding the ninja doctor option, or whatever lets you carry a knife.

Thirding or whatever of Ninja Doctor. Also, I just realized.

Are... are Shuu and McNinja the same birdie person?

I had this game on my PC ONCE and that PC promptly died in what I can only describe as a PC grand mal seizure. it was really sad.
All I know to vote for is that you play as a female! no surprise creeper dad ending please.

I like ninja doctor. I"ll vote Prism for the daughter's name.

I vote to that the mother is a protag-chan teacher ... named Hitomi.
That escaped from nii-chan

Definitely a female parent; it makes things a bit less...creepy. That said, I like naming mummy SadExcuse, and the daughter Steve. (Or possible, if we want to be fancy, Stephe.)

female Megatron who is a ninja doctor, and her child is called Son.

I'm obviously female, Cube. Now what, are you going to tell me you don't know my name?

: Yes.



Stupid character limit. Pretend that's McNinja.

: So your last name is McNinja. Then, what is Mistress's first name?



Sad Excuse wouldn't fit either, so let's go with this.

: Please choose a good name befitting of the McNinja name for the young lady.



: What a wonderful name.
: Now, please select a job category. Do you want me to explain?



As you can see, there are five categories: Teacher, Business, Civil Servant, Office Worker, and Freelancer.
Teachers (teachers, doctors, professors, etc.) get a high, steady income and high trustworthiness, but no bonuses.
Businessmen get low income first half of the game and higher income in the second half, no bonuses, and high trustworthiness.
Government Workers (policemen, social workers, etc.) get a lower income and bonuses twice a year. Middle trustworthiness.
Office workers have low income the first half of the year, slightly higher income in the second half, and bonuses twice a year. Middle trustworthiness.
Freelancers (freelance writers, artists, etc.) get random income (ranging from ¥2,000 to ¥8,000 a month, I think), and low trustworthiness.
A Ninja Doctor should probably go in the first category.

: So Mistress is a Teacher? Please specify your occupation.




Cube: I understand. Is everything correct?"

: Quite.

To save time, I'm going to use what's available of the translated scripts.


Prism: Hello, Mother!

: My god she's adorable.

: Good morning, Mistress. It is such a fine morning.
It has been half a year since I brought the little Miss to you...It seems we were able to successfully blend into this world.
Anyway, your new life with the little Miss will begin. I, Cube, will serve as your butler.

: Wait, didn't he just say he brought us the kid six months ago? And wasn't Cube our butler before that?

: Well, considering that Japan has a more civilized society, it might be more appropriate to refer to me as a housekeeper rather than a butler.
: In regards to the little Miss, I will advise you to the best of my abilities.
: Now then, the little Miss will finally begin school tomorrow.
Since you will be working throughout the week, you will need to decide her schedule every Sunday.
It would be a good idea to improve your daughter's skills and relationships.
Shall I explain to you how daily life will advance?



We can specify how our daughter will be treated for the month. This affect her stats. From top to bottom:
Diet (Weight loss, Slim, Normal, Robust)
Monthly Allowance (¥1000, ¥2000, ¥3000, ¥4000)
Curfew (5pm, 7pm, 9pm, None)
Studies (Study hard, eagerly, moderately, lightly)
Manners (Always courteous, be respectful to seniors, act decently, act freely)
Affection (Don't trust others, be wary of strangers, be kind to troubled people, be kind to everyone)
Relationship (Speak your mind, respect others' opinions, carefully bring on your opinion, pass through your opinion)
Way of thinking (Think thoroughly, think before acting, use intuition sometimes, rely on intuition)
I have all of them on default (the third choices) for now.

Man, that angle of the bedroom looks weird. Makes it feel like we're stuck on the ceiling and the girl's floating in mid-air. O_o

: Ahahaha! That tickles!


Cube: Grr~ruff.

: Huh? Are you leaving already?
: Woof!



: :(

: Oh? Miss, what's wrong? Why are you making such a face?
: That's because Cube the Dog already left.
: Now that I think about it, isn't the doggy who comes to play named "Cube", too? You two share the same name, it's kind of strange.
: Th-that really is quite a coincidence...
: I also want to show the doggy to you, but you're never around when he comes to play...
: *gulp*
: Well, that's just because I'm busy. I'm sure we'll meet soon.
: Yeah, you're right!

---

: Mistress...it's good that the little Miss is interested in animals, but...
: It gets more difficult to hide my identity every time I stay with her. Even a different appearance doesn't seem to be enough.

Annnnd why exactly are you doing this?

Maybe because we're looking through a CCTV camera? We can see her doing random stuff like sleeping, studying, and playing with Cube the Dog. It's so freaking cute just ajsdnhkwwjek

Stalker mom = best mom <3

I swear to god, that perspective makes it look like we're looking down a goldfish bowl.

...okay, who's been slipping the little girl booze?

Maybe she secretly lives in a goldfish bowl. Spoilers; we're giants.

This is now my headcanon. Either we're giants, or Prism is literally hamster sized.

I would totally play a game that was all about raising hamsters. (And no, don't point me to that Hamtaro game, that's NOT what I'm talking about.)

Uhh....Cube?

Hamster survivors!

Underground ring of wolves smuggling booze to impressionable young girls!

I WANT HER TO HAVE ALL OF THE MANNERS IN THE WORLD.
and also know how to summon flames from her tiny little hands so she can burn down all who oppose u-
i mean. so she can easily start campfires if we let her go 'sploring. :D

also cutecutecutecuuuuutecutecutecute