WARNING: Slightly NSFW in context, but it's not much since there's no actual graphical sex scenes or anything. There are some really small pixelated naughty bits, but I'll try to leave them out. Except butts. So, one night, after some heavy drinking and a healthy dose of masochism, I've decided to do an LP on a game based on one of the most fantastically bad movies of all time. Unfortunately, not this one. ...*weep* For those of you who're lucky enough (or unlucky, since you're really missing out on one of the biggest LOLfests ever) to have never heard of it, "The Room" is the infamous brainchild of Tommy Wiseau, and focuses on the love triangle between a banker (Johnny), his fiance (Lisa), and his best friend (Mark). The plot sounds simple enough, but it's called the "'Citizen Kane' of bad movies" for a reason; the plot inconsistencies, sheer logic, plethora of abandoned subplots and the scripting are more than enough to live up to that title. And even though you'll suffer plenty of conniptions from watching it alone, paradoxically, it's one of the best things that you'll ever see. To really get a feel of what you're in for, though, you can watch the Nostalgia Critic's review on it. It'll be worth your time. Really. But, without further ado: LET'S DO THIS.