Let's Play: The Witch's House~-And have fun counting the death toll!

So we slowly creep up to the door -please don't make it's ghost come back to kill me pleasegameplease-

-deep breath-

;A; Oh God.

Wait what? Shouldn't I at least be able to hear the painful cry of our beloved frog the snake or something?

Nah, just kidding. We're gonna open the door:3

Jesus Christ game.
Really?

WHAT

YOU

...

.Fuck it we're opening it,

.........Froggy? O-O

NOOOOOOOOOOOO TT______TT
Wait where the hell is the snake?

WHAT
WHAT IS
??!!
(Anyways, so I went back because I jumped like a foot from my laptop when I saw Mr.Frog come behind me)

!!!? HOLY SHIT
I'M SO SORRY FROG;_;
WAIT WHO'S ...I THINK THEY'RE GUTS ARE THOSE?
Oh God..the noises of them -_______-

I'm..leaving

But on the other hand...

WHAT?!
I SWEAR THIS GAME
OTL OTL OTL

Did. Did it eat the snake....?

Iwish. No, the frog was deffinitely eaten.

What did happen to the snake, though I wonder. o-o

Frog-kun;_;
Why couldn't I just feed the snake dead cats. Why.

Dear lord there's cat statues here.

Yup.

STOP IT.

..uh?

Oh you. :3
Hahah I love how she just keeps walking forward on her own despite Sebby talking to her.

Hahahaha oh I love you Sebastian<3
.
!! NO
DON'T SPIN. SPINNING IS BAD

Oh Viola..Viola..Viola Viola...T_T

These are pretty ominous stairs,
Let's go up it~!

I'm sorry did you just say eye?

Christ that's creepy.

Guess it's not this one either

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!
Juria does not like this hallway

I did it. I've now downloaded the game. I hate you.

I love you too :D

edit: Beware of the skull ,seriously holy shit it can walk through the bookcase >_>

double edit: Hahaha//I've been waiting for someone to get post 169. #imaturity:D

So anyways I turn on my laptop and out of nowhere random pictures of Super Junior topless comes up on Google Images
where I find out that my friend has used my printer to print all those pictures of...topless..guys.=D
My wall is a quarter complete:D

Can I just...poke it or something?

How about the other one next to it?

Nope..how about the other one?

BUT I WANTED TO POKE IT D':

That room is one of the most unsettling things in the game to me.

Wait..is this..do I have to go through one of the mouths?!

THAT IS A BIG FUCKING NOPE RIGHT THERE
NOPE.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN
well actually..just for funsies..I kinda want to see how she dies here. O_O

Why the heck not, I have it saved anyways. :D

Wheeeeeeeee~

BADM~ BADM~ BA-

Wherps
That has to be painful

So guys, remember those dating games ideas I was talking about earlier that everyone thought were awesome? There's now a group. This is my first time doing something like this so I hope to have all the help I can get! This is so exciting!

Oh, cool! Can I join? I have no idea how to make a visual novel/dating game (despite downloading RenPy, because, you know, maybe one day) but if you need any art, I'll be happy to help!

Of course! The group's open to anyone! I have no idea how to computer either so that's why there's a group in the first place. Haha hahaha hahahaha.

CRIPES that's terrifying

I'll lurk the group too, If I can XD I love Mythology and I'm quite expert of the greek/roman one, but I also know a bit of norse, aztec, egyptian and middle-east ones. So a VN about dating gods is really intriguing~

Ohh, I love this game. :)
Will be following to see your reaction to things.

A HtGSC gif. I love you. Let me just... wrap you in snuggles and never let you leave.

I totally just forgot the death toll, so for the sake of my forgetfulness I'm not going to count that last one since it was completely intentional. XD
#lazybumforeverz

Please be the right one

MAERHGHHAHH It looked at me D:

Badm~ Badm~ Badm~

Ohh it's those spikes that are making that noise.. :o
ISTILLDON'TLIKETHIS

(I kept missing taking the shot so I got this off of the internet)

WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT
a tongue? o_o

~~Thank you~!!!
And
holy cheese.
I wish my hair could do that.

Yeaaah, I always hated that room, because not only was it creepy, but I didn't like the puzzle. It was pretty obvious once you knew the answer but the spacing between the eyes threw me off when I first played it.

And so we arrive at our next destination

Sebby~!<3

I can tell.

What is up with these puzzles.
Seriously.

You better not move like your 'knight buddy'

Oh God her reflection scared me XD

That note doesn't help! D: well right now it doesn't at least


You're so kind Chip<3


GAHH A SHADOW JUST MOVED ACROSS THE CUPBOARD D:

Yeah sure why not

...Uh okay...

~~Diary Get!~~

Well you're a nice host. -_o


You just love foreboding our death don't you.

Hi!
I used to have one just like those. Except it was a clown.
Fucking hate clowns.

...It looked at me D:
...You okay there Jack?

Well alrighty then.

Sure~!

That mirror just creeps me out.

HOLY SHIT MAN

....

That gun was not fake
D:

Okay..so I'm guessing the toy soldier didn't like the music..
Let's go back in.

?!!! OH SHIT SHIT SHITPLEASE GO AWAY D:

Aww, she just wants to make friends! After all, her other friends mysteriously disappeared during that one game of hide and seek and she's been so lonely~ Giant snakes don't really make for good company you know!
... :D

Currently listening to Orange Caramel's songs while playing this game.

don't judge me lol, I stumbled across this when I searched up Nu'est videos and thought this song was really addicting XD

..Um, you okay there, witch-san?

Well fine then, I just wanted to say hi, and join you for a cup of poison coffee or something.

!! ;_; The..cup..broke..
I'm sorry Chip.

...So we weren't hallucinating then.
Should I be happy or..?

;__; I..just want to get out of here..

!! WHAT

Again, what?!

..............
Something tells me she didn't want to be friends with me Charico :(

I swear is it possible for me to love you any more

W-well fine! I-its not like I really wanted to be friends anyway! /storms off in a huff

../crying

I was gonna say something about the witch but then I was distracted by the catchy music.

Does the music box have eyes on it? It looks like it's staring at me. Staring. And judging. Judging like it's seen my browser history.

Maybe she's just too shy to talk to you.

I am joining right now.

Disclaimer: I may not have any idea what I'm doing, either. But I've almost completed a very short kinetic novel, so that's something?

...........*stares at you*
what have you been looking at? ... :D

Yes because when I'm shy I disappear making sure to leave the seat warm and break their teacups.
Not to mention make them hallucinate that their bleeding from their eyes.
:DD

~~And so we go across the hall~~

Oh hello evil man~
You sir have quite the temper.

B-but the piano..
It's SHINY! :O

I've had enough with all these fucking eyes.

No shit.



AAAHHH ALL DEM WORDS
WHAT DO THEY MEAN

(Okay, okay wait..a minute here..~~let me analyze this~~)
Silver = Red Eyes
Blonde/Gold = Brown Eyes & Green
Red = Brown
And then I'm guessing that leaves
Black = Blue Eyes

....Did I get that right?

Well,due date for papers and projects and what not have been extended because of midterms! Yey..
Never had I been so happy to finally be able to just laze on my bed with my laptop. (~^3^)~

And so we continue~

Stay beautiful~!

What? No! That's a terrible idea! Why would I want to hit a pumpkin?!
It could possibly kill me with its face and swallow me whole for all I know! D:

Hm.. nothing here.

Well, looks like our next task is to find the goddamn key! :'D

Hmmm..it seems the pumpkin with the faces have a dense sound.
Try the last pumpkin?

Well, yeah, sure.


Bam-Bad-ump! This pumpkin seems peculiar...
Let's see if we can hit it again.

Ba-ba-badum-bump! ....How odd.
Hit again?

Aww yisssssssss b^3^d


!!!??!! Y-you...you st-stay there. ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ~~!

RUN BEFORE IT GETS UP AND CRAWLS AFTER YOU IB-- Wait, wrong game.

Shhhhhhh its watching
:D
Mary what are you doing in that painting

That was especially fitting since that was a reply to me.