Let's Play TMGS Premium 3rd Story: Push ALL the buttons!

I have a theory Konami's doing this on purpose and knows that us Western fans are translating their games.

And, with that knowledge, and how difficult it is to license these types of games, they decided to cut us some slack here and there because we are such awesome fans.

Even if this isn't the case, Konami gets all of my fucking love, man.

All of it.

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK?

Actually, Konami produced the game, not Capcom. Thank God.

It's pretty much exactly what you're (probably) thinking of, except worse because there's freaking piles of them from what I recall. That was... That was interesting. Yeah. Uh. The route kinda continues in that general tone right up until the end, as I recall, though it's been a couple of years so... all I can really remember is general feelings of WTF and rapeworms whaaaaaat.
EDIT: But seriously, Sakura's route has most of the WTFness, the others are mostly just a lot of neat concepts/characters with occasional bouts of dumb H-game-ness.

Also, DERP, right, it was Konami. Thanks for catching that, normally I can remember because of all the MGS and Silent Hill references in the series, but... Yeah, I'm not sure why I wrote Capcom. XD; (Probably because my friend has been talking my ear off about Phoenix Wright all day, ahahaha...)

My friend's exact words on the subject, a couple days ago:
"every time I think it’s safe to eat while reading Heaven’s Feel
EVERY TIME"

(screencaps, mostly text, not really spoilery but not safe for work or mealtimes)

Oh hell, I forgot that they ate people, too. Because worms that rape isn't bad enough.
Uh.
Well.
This was a disturbing derail.

... How about that Piano-senpai, eh? Pretty adorable, amiright? ahahahahaha, ha, haaa...

I'll try not to cry then, right.

Probably because, deep down, you wish Capcom cared about their fans this much. But as we all know, they love us for our money, not for our support. Yet I still buy their games, goddammit

.....

Normally, this is not something I request since I actually don't like physical contact all that much at all, but.

But I.

I think I'm going to go find a family member and request a hug. I need a hug right now.

Be back later. *nods, steps away from the laptop*

If it makes anyone feel any better the route with the magical-horny-rape-worms-with-teeth-life-ruining-experiences-and-creepiest-shit-ever has the most heart wrenching downer, bittersweet ending ever as well as one of the happier ends in the game. It really is a suitable ending to FSN. Some of it will make you cry, laugh, regurgitate your dinner 2 weeks ago, rip your eyeballs out and reach for bleach to apply directly onto your brain.

horny rape worms with teeth

I don't like this at all. Worms are one of my greatest fears omygods that is the most fucking scary concept I have ever seen. Ran... share your hugs with me I am all alone in a hotel room right now there are no family members to comfort me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Oh no! I'm sorry!

... To derail this worms topic, a new TMGS game has been announced :D Downsides, it's not in delinquent high school, it's centered around a restaurant. And it's a mobile game. Sadness ;_;

check it out: http://kiokunoaria.wordpress.com/2012/11/20/tokimeki-restaurant/

*HOLDS YOU FOREVER*

It's okay

I'm sobbing on the inside too

MOBILE GAME? RESTAURANT? TOKIMEMO?

Haha well, the mobile part is a downside if you don't have a Japanese phone. aka me :'D
But since it's for iphone and android, maybe..... JUST MAYBE......

WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS THING AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT?

Konami: Simply confirming my theory that they know their Western fans are playing their dating games.

Is it possible to marry a company? Because if it is, I know which company I want to marry. Outside of most bookstore chains.

HUGS FOR EVERYBODY

Gah, now I feel really bad for bringing the worms up. But I had to warn people! Because otherwise they might potentially be blindsided by them. Just like I waaaaas~

... Well, uh! Look on the bright side! Now, no matter where TMGS3 goes in any of its routes, it can't possibly be as bad as rapeworms.
(please tell me it doesn't get that bad, after Fate/Stay and Hatoful I just don't trust games anymore you guys)


EDIT: WOAH WOAH APPROPRIATE DISTRACTION WHILE I WAS TYPING, YES. Restaurant? Tokimemo? BOTH?!! Take my money now. (But I'll need to learn Japanese ah nooooo, this forum is forcing me to stop being lazy on that front)

It's Konami. I'm sorry.

Noooooo... Why is everyone releasing otome games for mobile phones when I don't even have a cell phone that can take pictures? All my phone does is make calls, text, and let me talk to people on AIM, Yahoo! Messenger, and MSN Messenger. ;-;

Eheh. I was in that same boat until recently. And now that I have a phone that'll actually do some things, I find myself chronically low on money most of the time D: Oh wellllll. That's what Let's Plays are for, I suppose. To live vicariously through others! (Especially if those others can speak languages I can't and translate it for meeee~)

... Oh what, you guys, it says there will be BATTLES between RIVAL IDOL GROUPS. Is it okay that I'm imagining the most over-the-top magical-girl fight scene right now? Except with bishonen-y male idols instead of adorable magical girls? Because that is a thing that I want. A lot.

I want this so badly I'm willing to create a game where this happens if the game doesn't deliver on this end.

But seeing as Konami always delivers the best things, even if they're terrifying, I'm not worried.

A day later and I come back to this derail? On a thread about one of the most pure/innocent otome games? And the Sweet Pool derail is getting a bit sweeter/more innocent. Hm...there's like an invisible mechanism that tries to inject the right amount of crazy into each thread.

Well, if there was ever a convincing argument for me to get a smartphone, this is it.

Well, either a magical girl battle, or a super sweet dance-off TO THE DEATH. Or both! Any of these things would be beautiful.

I'm so sorryyyyyyy D:
(That means there's no Mr. Bunny analogue in this game, right? Right? Please say yes. I don't want to see another Mr. Bunny ever again.)

Let me repeat: Konami. That is all.

Currently I'm trying to pretend I never read about 2/3 of this page. It's not there. It doesn't exist. If I don't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist. Not there. Doesn't exist. nottheredoesntexistnottheredoesntexistlalalalalalalala...

^
What I wish I could do for exams.

And yet your phone is still more advanced than mine. I can call and text. That is all. I thank the Powers That Be that my parents didn't succeed in forcing me to buy a walkie talkie. They seriously entertained the idea for a while.

You could maybe just download Android SDK and run the game in there, on PC? IDK, my cell phone takes pictures but that's the extent of it.

The two black-haired guys look delicious. Maybe the fact that it's a mobile game combined with the visible success of Voltage games/Sleepytime Boyfriend means it'll be translated?

We can only hope. *_*
and whine to konami



not that they'll listen ahaha

why does every single derail i come across turn into something horrifying as fuck

Okay people, step away from the worms. I've got google and I'm not afraid to use it.

Beware the powers of google

DO WANT

Aw, some of those are really cute :3
But what I really want to know is why Seiji is dressed as a maid... it must be in reference to something.

!
!!
!!!!

Yeah, somehow, in spite of needing to use that a couple times for school assignments, I totally forgot that Android SDK was a thing I could use in spite of not having an Android phone. I'm... not entirely sure whether it would work with commercial programs, though. I've never tried. Which just means that I need to try! BRB browsing the free Android games~

Every time Karen comes on screen I swoon uncontrollably.

*turns to the next page after typing the above*

WHAT THE FUCK SPOILERS

Have all my hugs, guys. As one that has experienced that story, that's all I can do.

...

So, huh... hahaha...


Shitara lookalike, anyone?

Oh, yeah, I know. The fact that the routes have to be done in order is the main thing making me uncertain about LPing it because if I had the choice I'd be most interested in doing Unlimited Blade Works, but I'll have to play Fate first - and while I wouldn't have to LP Fate, I suspect UBW wouldn't make as much sense removed from that context.

I did have the thought that I could let people vote on the decision points to see what kind of hideous bad ends we could find, since I don't know the correct paths anyway.

But I'm perpetuating the Fate/derail and I'm really sorry about that, so I'll shush now and go back to making starry eyes at Kouichi from a distance.

Just got a Tamao CG, and I have to say:

FUCK TAMAO LOOKS SUPER HOT FOR ONCE.

I won't post it here b/c I don't want to spoil too much, but you'll see that meek boy become a super bishie for his CG. Tamao, why can't your hair look like that all the time?? I guess Konami doesn't want us to get desensitized to his hot factor. I have a theory that they only make guys look average or slightly above that normally so when we get his CG, we'll be blown away by how much better he looks.

Y'know I wasn't that fond of Kouichi at first, but now I'm starting to like the way he teases P-sama.

What can I say, I love tough guys with hearts of marshmallow.

I must be the only person who thinks Tamao looks better the way he is. I'm not even into glasses (despite Hikamin being my absolute favorite), but for some reason this screenshot



made me go HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG more than any of his CGs.

As for Kou, seeing a picture of him was what got me into TMGS in the first place. "An otome game with this guy in it? That must be awes- damn it it's not translated, guess I'll play TMGS2."

Out of the three obligatory green haired, glasses wearing guys in every Tokimeki game, Tamao has got to be my fav. so far: His hair's not weird. I would agree that normally he's cute, but he's not hot. That's where the CGs come in. And blushing boys in Tokimeki nearly always make me go HNNNNGGG. :D

Just watched the Life of Pi trailer and I know I can't watch the movie. Because watching will make me cry a river of tears for sure, and I've done enough crying recently, so nope.

Jack Frost in Rise of the Guardians has Roxas hair <3! That's the reason why everyone's crushing on him...for once my gaming knowledge is actually useful. Jude Law. Jude Law's voice. HNNNGGG

EDIT: Halp! What do I do for Climax Mode/or the mode where there's a heart meter and a percentage sign over it? Tamao seems not to like me trying to randomly press buttons.