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Seiji's the gift that keeps on giving. Nordic Rituals. Okay.

Well, it's not like that's some unusual pairing, really...

Speaking of people warming up possibly in hilarious ways, I hope that Tamao stops speaking like a stiflingly polite typical-Japanese-bot if we hit 3P.

Well, TVTropes suggests that there may be a closet pervert in there somewhere, so...

Would not surprise me.

I'm looking forward to it.

I love you all.

Do want do want do want do want do want do want do want do want

Pixelated closet pervert boyfriends are just...just...just so...

Hence why Shiba is the best pixel boyfriend in TMGS2.

Here, all of the guys are the best pixel boyfriends. All of them.

Konami, you won.

Uh, Randissimo, I think you're forgetting that Itaru is clearly the best pixel boyfriend in TMGS2. I mean...

Nekochi, I like the cut of your jib.

I had to look up what that means, but thank you so much!

Have I never told anyone on this site that Hikami's my favourite? No? Well, now you know.

And I agree.

So that is what this "sex" business is all about.

Wrong?

Two words: Ninja Scroll.

Also wow, JdC, that's beautiful. Pervert indeed.

There is even a movie.
And, of course, Thor is an alien.

"Sorry, my voice got a bit too loud... haha, how embarrassing."[/spoiler][/quote]

When I say this post on the top of this page, the first thing I could think of was the smut fic I was reading three hours ago.

He is the gift that keeps on giving...and giving...*wink* *wink*

Okay, now I have to play Tamao's route. Why'd you do that, Joie? I now have too much stuff to do during Winter Break (write/play/draw, etc.)

Shiba...is currently my fav. out of ALL TGMS games, but Seiji and...maybe Tamao (if he is how you made him out to be, J) are slowly catching up.

If there's a closet pervent in TGMS, it's probably Himuro or Hikami. They're so obssessed with rules they secretly want to break them...in a BLAZE OF GLORY.

Rationale: In Hetalia, closet pervert was canon Germany. GERMANY. (You would not believe how kinky/explicit his fan smut fics can get *fans self*) I mean he literally has a closet of perversion (use your imagination) in near-canon.

Shiba's probably only a mild closet pervert...but P-chan could educate him...on all sorts of things.

In fandom, nothing is impossible. Chairs, food, and octopuses are romanceable. I would romance the hell out of a lamp because Ryan Higa makes them look and sound so attractive. Except for that clothing iron...you don't fool me!

Fireworks festival! After a bit of creative weekend-juggling (and hitting 80+ stress), we manage to pick up a pretty purple butterfly yukata on sale.




Seiji: "It's not bad? Very summery. It's all thanks to the yukata, though, not you."

You're trying too hard, Piano-sempai~


Seiji: "If you want to hold hands, just tell me. It's a man's natural duty."

Yeah yeah, as if you'd do that without blustering about how we have to do it because it's too crowded. <.<


Seiji: "What's that, a chocolate banana?"
P-chan: "Yeah, is this the first time you've seen one?"
Seiji: "Something wrong with that? It's just a chocolate fondue, after all."
P-chan: "Well, I guess so. Want to have one?"
Seiji: "Who'd eat that sort of thing? Let's get moving, there won't be any good spaces left if we don't hurry."
P-chan: "O-okay!"
Seiji: "Maybe I'll try having one made sometime..."

Our hidden quest to show Piano-sempai the wonders of streetside fare continues!


Seiji: "That... has a different meaning in Japan, doesn't it..."

I don't know about Japan, but I think it might be along the lines of "so what's your next excuse to run away?"

Ruka rings us up one evening later that week:


Ruka: "Nothing much. I couldn't sleep, so I just wanted to have someone to talk to. Was it telepathy?"
P-chan: "Hmm... I wonder?"
Ruka: "Honestly though, I really couldn't sleep... Talk to me? A goodnight kiss would do, too."
P-chan: "Geez... Fine, just for a bit?"

They chat for a while, then Ruka starts yawning.


Ruka: "Sorry, I'm getting sleepy..."
P-chan: "Right. Shall we hang up then?"
Ruka: "Don't wanna. Just a bit more."
P-chan: "No go. You won't be able to wake up on time tomorrow like this."
Ruka: "Just a bit more. I promise I'll get up on time."
P-chan: "Stop being so stubborn. Go to bed."
Ruka: "Yeeesss, Mama. Bye then, sleep well."

Awwww, this would be cute if we were going after Ruka, if only because this used to happen to me too. But we're not, so it ends up being a little out of place.

Then the unlikely happens: Seiji asks us out to the beach! He usually hates it and will flat-out refuse if you ask, but this proves him a big fat tsundere liar with his yukata comment. YOU WANTED TO SEE MORE, DIDN'T YOU?!



Thankfully, we picked up a swimsuit while yukata-shopping to make full use of the 50% discount. It seemed appropriate.


Seiji: "I'm not changing. I'd be completely fine with leaving as is..."

Pfft, what's with that reluctance? If you don't change, P-chan won't put on her swimsuit either, you know?


Seiji: "Huh, it suits you."
P-chan: "Really?"

I thought so.


Seiji: "The swimsuit looks good, at least. You look the same as you always do."

Oh, you.

We bundle him off to a pretty blue cave, where he regains some semblance of composure.


Seiji: "Yeah, it's a natural hall, makes me want to see what happens if I raise my voice. Why don't you try screaming?"

You're not worried about, I don't know, people running in to see what we're screaming about? make us scream, I dare you



Or you know what, I have a better idea!

...Anyway, we make it out without looking too guilty. He normally looks that mussed up anyway, I swear.

During Ex-Approach, we stopped right at 100% again, but it still doesn't seem to have made a difference.


Seiji: "Are you quite done?"
P-chan: "Eh? Um..."


Seiji: "It's my turn next to start the ritual! I've told you this before, right?"
P-chan: "Eh! I-I..."

I don't think you did, but please, do go on.


Seiji: "................ If you think it's fine to do whatever you like to me, you need to think again."


Seiji: "If you think it's risk-free, you're sorely mistaken! It's high-risk, high-return!"
P-chan: "High-return...?"


Seiji: "Your response."
P-chan: "Y-yes!"


Seiji: "Gahh, you... Children should go home quickly, brush their teeth, and go to bed."

If you say so. (｀・ω・´)

SEIJI, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR AWKWARD WAY OF COMMUNICATING. We can be awkward together!!!

This has ALL the smut potential.

I'm more interested the high-return part myself.

So now I'm thinking that Seiji's a closet pervert, too. XD
And I love it almost as much as I love his weirdness (alien conspiracies, Norse rituals, dandelion phobia... what's next??)

Seiji, you tease. You won't do it any more than Shiba does.

Also, now I'm imagining some poor sap walking in on Viking Seiji and alien P-sama in a seaside cave. Someone write this fic.

So was P-chan, actually - I misread that bit!

I

I need a shot of this without the box.

Why is there not a shot of this without the box.

Because the company was afraid of being sued for massive blood loss...

Edit:

Thank you Tewi!!!

I don't know what can I say to show my gratitude in this situation without being terribly creepy, so instead have some



Delicious bellybrush cat.

Wait

Why does P-chan have a picture of Ruka on her desk?

You saw nothing! ಠ_ಠ

...It carried over from my previous file, and Seiji hasn't given me a photo to put there yet. The stingy fellow.

Anyway, a quick update: I have over 500 screencaps from less than an in-game month of play sitting and waiting to be processed now, because a ton of events flooded in during October. The most pertinent screencaps at the moment are these:



3P has commenced! I'm kind of of two minds about this because Seiji hasn't invited us to his house yet, and I want to seeeeee. 3P Ex-Approach is also highly awkward, and without the adorable flailing afterwards (though it's only been one date and I don't know how it all works yet). But onwards, in the name of science alien experimentation!

I shall set aside a pre-3P save file and hope I remember which one it is.

Edit: Incidentally, you don't want to piss off Miyo. Or screenshot her in midblink.

YES. MORE TAMAO.


Edit: I can't stop watching my own gif. Why is Sawai Miyuu so cute with her jumping and her odango?

Seiji, you are my kind of tsundere.

I wish we could 3P him and Junpei together. That would make my day.

I would love love love to see that. I can just picture Junpei flirting shamelessly with P-chan while Seiji looks on, scoffs, and pretends he doesn't care. Then the next time they pass by a fountain or something, he trips Junpei into it "by accident". The seniority dynamics would be so messed up and fun to watch as well, with Junpei feeling the pressure of being the youngest and acting out while Seiji tries to be mature and above it all... and failing because he can't rein in his snide remarks.

...Actually, it sounds like a total trainwreck but that's what makes it fun, right?

Oh, don't worry, Tamao and Seiji double dates are pretty fun too. Because Seiji won't admit that he's Tamao's friend anymore than he'll admit that he likes you. Also, if you have a chance to visit the cafe with both of them, try and get the question where you ask them about what they were like in school before this because you can get an ADV event with Tsukushi and why isn't he datable? Why Konami, why?

Picturing that beautiful trainwreck just made my week!

This is now my OT3 and nothing can convince me otherwise. Tewi, I love you. As soon as the patch is out and I can understand what I'm playing, I'm doing their routes and I am writing this fic.

Edit: I am also shipping them with P-sama, not P-chan. Because that is even more glorious.

P-chan: "We're going to Hokkaido for the school trip today. I'm really looking forward to it!"

The staple second-year event: the school trip! Unfortunately, neither of our sempai OR our cute little kouhai will be there, so we'll have to settle for spending it with those in our year.


Ruka: "Want to go together?"

Ruka and Kou spot P-chan standing around all by her lonesome and offer to join her during their free-and-easy day. I turned them down at first because I wanted to check if we had other options (we don't, probably because Arashi never showed up). Then who else shows up but-


Karen: "Bambi, have you decided what to do today? Do you want to come along with us?"

Yes please~ This turned out better than expected, mainly because I hadn't known this was an option.


Miyo: "Sheep everywhere..."

They're about to take some photos when Karen's fangirls descend upon them, asking if she can be in their photos too. Karen puts on her suave public voice, while Miyo totally takes this development in stride.


Miyo: "Line up."


Karen: "Yeah, the brick path in Habataki's nice, but this one's not bad either..."

They tour the streets for a bit. For Ruka and Kou, the event path diverges here if one of them is at :D, leading into each of their respective CGs. Our gal pals stick with us all the way through!


Karen: "Nice, Bambi! Go go go!"

As per TMGS tradition, a school trip's not a school trip without a pillow-fight mini-game! Karen enthusiastically seconds our decision to enter the battlefield.


Ruka: "Ah, I thought you'd come. ♪"



Pillow fight! The controls are pretty simple - O to pick up a pillow, then O again to throw it. Holding X while clutching a pillow makes you do your best constipation impression charges up power for your special attack.

Speaking of special attacks, Karen's is completely and unfairly fabulous:



Splendid Finale makes you drop everything and applaud if you're in range, which is.. pretty much most of the screen. In this case, though, I was huddling in the back frantically taking screenshots, which spared me from her magnificence.

CHANGE! RUKA RANGER!

CHANGIN' MY WORLD kawaru sekai~ kagayake~ CHANGIN' MY WORLD watashi no sekai~ oh, sorry I didn't manage to catch it, but Ruka basically goes and beats up one of the other team.



I... don't know how to translate its name, but Kou's special attack is a paralysing gangster death-glare.



Woohoo, we win! Oosakocchin busts in and we quickly crawl into a nearby futon.


P-chan: (Wah, someone's already here! W-who is it... Uuuu, my heart is pounding...)


Karen: "So it was Bambi after all. No wonder you were so soft and smelled so nice..."


Karen: "You seem a little disappointed, though?"

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM TOTES OKAY WITH THIS

MORE THAN OKAY

ALL OF MY OKAYS

I APPROVE SO MUCH OF THAT LAST UPDATE

SO MUCH

I would approve more if there was some Seiji molesting, but then again... I would probably like everything better if it had Seiji molesting in it.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LIKES

ONLY DISAPPOINTED WE DIDN'T REALIZE EARLIER AND COULDN'T APPRECIATE IT LONGER.

On the plus side your eventual romancing of Goro is at least gaining a foot in that marvelous Karen-shaped door, right? Right? No. No.

Do it for Karen, Randissimo!