Let's Play Tsukihime: No female is safe from the Tohno Gland

I was casually searching for a lets play of Tsukihime and to shock, despair annnnd glee...There was none. No playthroughs of the masterpiece. So what better way to introduce my reverse hareming loving self by commentating on my first and favourite visual novel? It'll be my first LP so please be gentle~

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Attempted rape, rape, under age abuse, incest, graphic violence and descriptions of body parts (however, only written. NO pictures of either).

You play as a rich anemic teenager named Shiki Tohno who can see 'death' in the form of lines and dots. So if he gently caresses your arm where a line just happens to be, consider it amputated. If he prods your cheek playfully and a dot is there, your entire concept is destroyed. Romantic.

We can romance 5 lucky girls: A vampire, a vampire hunter, your imouto-chan, your apathetic maid and her genki, energetic older twin sister (who's also a maid!)

The routes are grouped in 2 sides, Near and Far Side. Near Side is about vampires and such, featuring Arcueid (Vampire) and Ciel (hunter). Far Side is dealing with matters more close to home, starring Akiha (your lil sis), Hisui ('Emotionless' maid) and Kohaku (Genki maid).

The recommended play order is Arcuied -> Ciel -> Akiha -> Hisui -> Kohaku. I've already played the game so we can go in any order. I suggest to not go for the maid routes first. Just a suggestion as they're very spoiler filled, but I'll make some le-way for Hisui because I wuv her. I might pick the few first choices of a route just to get in it.

Some warnings:
1) It's going to be very, very long. 601k words long if we do everything there is possibly to do.
2) It IS an eroge, so we have to decide if you want me to still LP that. Decide if you want me to censor it (I will probably use an already censored LP since my version still has the H CGs), skip it entirely and do a little summary of how awful it is, skip it with no summary, go buck naked and bare all it's glory (they're over 18 except for one methinks).
3) There will be text 'o dumps. Normal-boring text 'o dumps and text 'o dumps that make you hide under the covers while sobbing.
4) It's graphic. There are some disturbing parts.

So take those into consideration if you want to go with me on my journey to romance unsuspecting maidens!

Woof, so let's get started with the opening!

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The night is pitch black.
And no one else is in the house.
It's scary, being alone in the dark.
So to find everyone, I head out into the garden.



Poor mum when she call's him inside for dinner. Actually no, poor Shiki and papa Shiki. Imagine how loud she would be.





Pro tip: A play isn't when people literally play.





The air is cold...
A winter's chill so deep,
my eyes feel like they'll freeze.

Try blinking.

For a brief moment, I thought I heard someone call my name

Good guy Shiki. years of listening to mama scream at him has trained him wel-

so I walk even deeper into the forest.

...wat.


THAT IS NOT THE SOUND OF PEOPLE HAPPILY PLAYING.

The clearing is bathed in red.

RUN ALREADY WE CAN ADMIRE THE PRETTY BLOOD LATER YOU LIVING SHOTA

---I don't understand.

are you serious. I know you're a kid but I think RUNNING is instinctual. not staying around dead people.

A stranger approaches.
The look on his face says he wants to rip me apart...

...Your body better be ready in the worst case scenario. WEREN'T YOU FOREST KIDS TAUGHT ABOUT STRANGER DANGER? RUN.

---I don't understand at all...

SHIIIIKKIIIII

But, someone else, someone I don't know... steps in front of me,
and is torn apart in my place.

Oh my god Shiki. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN.

---I'm just a kid, so, I really don't understand.

You're just trolling me now aren't you. I'm both terrified for your life and wanting it to end to teach you the importance of life.



It probably doesn't taste like tomato. No funny moves. Not finishing tonight's dinner isn't an excuse.



Holy crap. I'm not gonna cover your therapy sessions. Just get out of there and go somewhere safe and find your dad if he's still alive and when you're older get yourself a nice girlfrie-

-----I really don't understand.

.............................i-i'll just say this is trauma induced stupidity.

But it is just so cruel...
I wanted to cry, I just felt like crying.

uguu 3:

Warm crimson blurs my vision.
Seeping into my eyes.
But it doesn't bother me at all.

You be a strange child.

The lonely moon floats above me,
bearing witness in the night sky.

Oh god you better not have been ripped apart by that stranger while you didn't understand anything. Why didn't the moon do anything? Not stopping bullying is the same as committing it ;_;



You finally understood why i told you to run? it's too late. but better late than never





Oh shiki let me give you a hug. I know you were in shock and you couldn't run bu-



-?


......Sorry, but you can't romance the actual moon.

Gahhh I MUST be involved in this thread. Because
1) Shiki. I saw that name and instantly thought of Senri Shiki. Because, Shikiiiiii<33 (*＾▽＾)／
2) Ciel. Kuro~! even if here he's a female.

But rationally speaking, this seems interesting.

Well this game has TWO prologues. So you guys have to sit through another one.

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You're alive! ;_;



whimper

"Can you understand what I am saying, Shiki-kun?"
"...... No. Why am I in a hospital?"
"You don't remember, do you? You were involved in a car accident while you were walking.
Your chest was stabbed by a shard of glass, and it was unlikely that you would survive."

errr...

Very unbefitting of what a doctor would say, yet he says it while still smiling cheerfully.

'your pain is my pleasure hohoho' :D

------Terrible.
I feel terrible.

That tend to happens when you get stabbed in the chest

"...... I'm tired. Can I go to sleep?"
"Yes, you should rest. You must focus on recuperating, and not push yourself."
The doctor is still smiling.
To be honest, I can't stand that smile anymore...

Know dat feel

"Can I ask you something, doctor?"
"What is it, Shiki-kun?"

"is that a cleaver in your left hand?"

"Why are there scribbles all over your body? And there are cracks, all over the walls... Why are there cracks in the walls?"

It begins.

The smile vanishes for just a brief moment, then returns to his face immediately. He turns and walks away.
"---It seems there was some brain damage after all. Get a hold of Dr. Ashiya in neurology. I also suspect he may have suffered some damage to his eyes. Spend the afternoon examining his eyes."
The doctor whispers to the nurse so that I won't hear him.

mom shiki are proud of those ears.

".......Weird. There are scribbles all over everone's bodies."
The sloppy, zigzagging black lines, running all over the floors, walls the ceiling...
I don't understand what they mean, but looking at them makes me feel sick

You don't understand anything anyway

"......I wonder what it is."
The bed too, is covered in these scribbly lines. When I touch the line with my finger, my fingertip sinks down into the crack,
"----Oh!"
It seems as if I could reach farther down with something narrower so I trace the lines with a fruit knife that was lying on the bedside table.

Why did they leave a fruit knife with a child, I will never understand



That's one route we can't explore. thanks Shiki. Now we don't have a childhood hospital friend route.



"We don't care about your questionable mental state we're under funded OK?"





this generation of kids are so violent and sexual. back in MY day...

But it seems that no one else can see these lines.
The black lines only I can see.
Despite being a kid, I gradually began to understand what the lines were.

HOLY SHIT HE UNDERSTOOD SOMETHING SHOWER HIM WITH PRAISE HAIL THE ALMIGHTY

They are probably like stitches.
Just like stitches that hold an open wound together after surgery, I think they are weak spots.
After all, there's no way I could cut such a thing with a child's strength alone.

----Yeah, I didn't know until now.
That the world is covered in these lines, these "breaking lines" that bind everything together.



first time you understood anything. annnnnnd you're crapping your pants.




That actually sounds horrible. I hope you don't pick at the stitches Shiki.




so NOW you run.

Hello there~
bet 5 bucks that she's tsundere. dat red hair.

"Eh.........?"
"What do you mean, 'eh'? You're already a runt so I can't see you if you're sitting in the grass. I was this close to kicking you, so watch out."
She points at me rather grumpily.

hey! pointing is rude

...... I get a little angry.
After all, I sit in the fourth row from the front so I don't think I'm that short.

Yeah you tell her! You may be dumb but you're not short!

"Kicked? By who?"
"Isn't it obvious, stupid? You and I are the only ones here, so who else could it be but me?"
She declares this confidently as she folds her arms.

Excuse this child's stupidity. he's a bit slow. But hey if you're not doing anything...*wiggles eyebrows*

"Well, I suppose it must be fate that we met here, so you want to talk for a little while? My name is Aozaki Aoko. What's yours?"

My pickup worked! Success!

She extends her hand to me with the kind of cheerfulness one would show an old friend.

ur in mayte

I see no reason to refuse, so I tell her my name is Tohno Shiki and grasp her cool hand in return.

Get that Tohno gland into action





Can't forget our imouto-chan. But you better not 'play' with anymore people christ.





\(^o^)/




There we have it, we got ourselves a sensei :'D

Sensei would seriously listen to anything I had to say, and would always dispel my anxieties with but a single word, without fail.
...... I was depressed from the accident, but slowly, thanks to Sensei, I began to return to my former self.

"my love for her changed me"

Even those scary black scribbles didn't seem quite so scary anymore when talking to Sensei.
I didn't know who she was or where she was from... perhaps she really was a teacher.

she will always be our teacher. ELIMINATE OUR RIVALS FUFUFUFUFUFU~~

But I don't care, it doesn't matter at all.
Because, it's fun being with Sensei.
That alone, is all that matters... and that alone is more than enough.

No yandere? its OK. We aishiteru you sensei.

"Hey, Sensei. Look what I can do!"

Impress her and make her aishiteru us back!

I wanted to surprise her one day, so using the fruit knife I brought from the hospital, I cut down a tree growing in the field.
Like before, I run the knife along the scribble-like line, and cut it cleanly across the base.

"sensei. shiki strong n stuff.shiki can feed family"

"Amazing, isn't it? I can cut anything easily, as long as it's somewhere where I can see the scribbles. No one else can do this right?"
"Shiki...!"

"i'm special right? sensei do u aishiteru me now? sensei?"

She slaps me across the face.

Guess not



Sorry shiki it's not like we can reload and choose a different option or anything...



meep

"But you know, if someone doesn't tell you otherwise now, one day you're going to make a mistake you can never take back.
That's why I won't apologize... you can hate me all you want, if you feel that way."

Sensei teaches Life Lessons 101. it's very popular.

"...... No, I don't hate you, Sensei."
"...... Really? I'm glad you feel that way... I guess it was fate that the two of us met here like this."
Sensei began to ask about the scribbles I could see.
As I told her about the lines, the black jagged lines that somehow only I could see, Sensei's embrace tightened.

I don't think that was a tighter hug out of affection though



It's OK sensei. even if you tell him more he won't understand.

"...... Sensei. I really don't understand..."

Called it.

"That's good, it's important that you don't understand now.

Your cluelessness is useful for once!

All I want you to know is that you must never cut these lines on a whim or as a joke, understand?
---If you do so, your eyes will begin to take the lives of others too lightly, and that is the worst thing that can possibly happen."

"...... Okay. I won't do it if you say so, Sensei. Besides, it kind of hurts my chest. ...... I'm sorry, Sensei. I'll never do it again."

that's the pain of love

"...... Good for you, Shiki. Never forget the feelings that you have experienced here today. If you stay that way, I'm sure you'll find happiness."

only if we stay like this forev-

Sensei finally lets go of me.

No sensei come back you are our happiness senseisenseisenseisensei

Awesome game, good luck on the LP.

I'll do my best~
---



Can we fit in there?



~~~MEGANE MAGICAL BOY TRANSFORMATION A GOO~~~



CLOSE ENOUGH. STILL MAGICAL.

"But know this, Shiki. Those lines haven't disappeared. It's just that you can't see them. Once you take the glasses off, you'll be able to see them again."

"---R-really?"

"Yes. That's the one thing that cannot be fixed. Your only choice is to keep living your life and do your best with the eyes you have now."

"......... No. I don't want these scary eyes. If I cut those lines again, I'll end up breaking my promise to you."
"Oh, you mean never cutting the lines again? Silly, you can break that promise whenever you like."

"...... Really? But you said it was something I shouldn't do."

Impending words of wisdom to come...

"Yes, it is.
But that is your gift, Shiki. It's yours to use as you see fit. No one else but you has the right to judge you.
But out of all the abilities one can have, yours is terribly unique.
If you have such a power, that means there is a meaning behind you having it.
God doesn't give us powers for no reason.
You might say that you were given the 'Mystic Eyes of Death Perception' because one day, a time will come when you will need them.
That's why you must not live in denial of their existence."

There it is. *applause*

Sensei squats down so our eyes would be level.

*blush*



eep



in 10 years to be a great man for you sensei! this can be our childhood promise



NO



SENSEI





WHAT IS THIS FRIEND BULLSHIT SHIKI YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THAT FRIENDZONE



D:



"farewell, my first love"



oh shiki ):



I dunno. You're still kinda short.

Choco, I'm glad you're doing this and all, but seriously, you have to put one or two trigger warnings on top.

On the top of my head, I can think of... EDITED BECAUSE I REMEMBERED and edited again because I had to add something. And then edited again because grammar.

So... ahahaha, are we going for Arc or Ciel first? Remember, the maids or Akiha just can't.

Ok, now we need to choose the route to go onto!

EDIT: Oh, i'll edit the warnings in. thanks!

Our lovely bachelorettes~

Arcuied

A ditzy, powerful vampire.

Ciel

The popular curry loving, doting sempai.

Akiha

Tsundere kawaii moe imouto-chan desu desu kyaa

Hisui

Distant younger twin-maid. Specifically, our twin maid.

Kohaku

Cheerful, chirpy, good at cooking older twin maid. Warning: This route is like the hatoful route. I don't recommend it first.

We have a week to vote!

My vote goes to Arcueid. That stupid vampire that turns our protag into a tsundere. I just love her. <3

Ciel.

Curry all day, everyday.

Just a little heads up, some of these things are pushing what is allowed. I'd suggest taking a look at the stickies in this subforum before posting any sensitive material. Also, if you're still not sure what will be allowed send a PM to the illustrious LP subforum moderator Elyscape.
Good luck with the LP!

Thanks :) I did check out the stickied threads so i'm wary of the H scenes, so i'm probably just going to skip over them and do a summary of what plot importance it may have. I'm not sure if the other stuff are pushing it but i'll be sure to message the mods if I don't understand. Thanks for the head up again!

Hisui. Whatever route what you must do is skip entirely the eroge. Skip the icky stuff. They are not important. No H stuff please. No need for summaries either.

KOHAKU.
I mean.
Arcuied or Ciel~<3

Let's go with Arcuied!

As for the H-scenes, I'd vote putting them under a spoiler cut because they are hilariously bad and must be inflicted upon the forum... except for anything underaged and/or rape-related. I am 100% fine with those being summarized.

Errr, I say skip the H-scenes or link to the guy that LP'd this on the LP archive. Basically has the whole sex scene but without the CGs, and with some... interesting censorship on the words.

Still, most of the H has no relevance. Most. For those scenes that do have, I'd have a snarky summary that doesn't delve into the sex itself.

Would you guys be fine if I pick out selective parts of the ero scenes (as in funnier parts) and censor any naughty words? Because half of the allure of Nasu-works is how horribly hilarious they are

A quick tally of the votes before tomorrow!

Arcuied: 6 votes
Ciel: 3 votes
Hisui: 2 votes

As it stands Arcuied is winning in the votes by 3, so plug in any new votes if there are any to change the current tide!

Hello~ How appropriate for Dr. Pedo to LP a game that appears to contain pedophile tendencies. I'm sorry, I can't get over your avatar--IT'S EYES STARE INTO MY SOUL

I vote for everybody! They all have about the same appeal factor.

OMG Tsukihime!
I loved, loved this game, even if only got the Near Sides and Akiha's path. I even cosplayed (crappily) as Sacchin twice in the local big anime Con. Now I'm in Ubuntu and I can't pay it now (and the version that could be played in Linux without wine has no seeders)

Arcueid all the way. It's a good first rout, balecd between the funny part, and the parts with feels.

Awesome! Arcuied wins the first play through with 8 votes. Lets get dis staartteedd


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2 more years until we're man enough for sensei
senseisenseisensei
I aishiteru you forever



Shiki is so fabulous he doesn't just yells he TILDE yells.

"mom your voice is floating again"





"you just can't handle responsibility. you don't understand it."

I know what Keiko-san means.

Woah! I'm...I'm impressed!

My home from today forth will be a mansion, an uncommon sight in this day and age.
Not only is the house amazing, but the family itself is highly respected. It's said they hold significant investments in many corporations.

sooo...he's loaded.

To top things off, it's my true home. The Arimas have only been looking after me.
"But, it's already decided."
Yeah, it's something that's decided already.

ok we get it.

"Alright, I'll be heading off then. Thanks for taking care of me."
I repeat those words one last time, and turn my back on the household I had grown so accustomed to over these past eight years.

"i wonder if I packed the mags from under my bed...?
...
...DAMMIT"




Bullies these days. Neglectent fools! barbarians! Savages to your own blood!



"they always did things that confused me. just why couldn't I pick my nose at dinner?"



I lived a normal life in the loving family of the Arimas like a real son, just like I had always wished. I don't regret living there.

they made me feel h a p p y inside



My kawaii moe imouto chan desu

"Akiha... I bet she hates me now."

"Onii-chan...BAKA! BAKAA! *blush*"
a big brother can dream.

It would only be natural.

To want a tsundere imouto huhuhuhu~
yeah don't push how derived you are onto us. you sis con.

She had to live in that mansion all by herself, under the constant supervision of that hard-headed old man.
I could easily imagine what Akiha thought of me, the one who escaped.

o-onii-chan i aishiteru you! i-i mean you IDIOT! baka!
yeaaah no.

I let out another sigh.
I can't help it.

I just love sisters! he says

What's going to happen will happen.
Today, after school, I'll return to my true home. Lord knows what'll occur.
"But for now, I've got more pressing problems."
My watch shows 7:45.

holy crap i wake up like 20 minutes after you for school.

Homeroom starts at eight o'clock sharp and anyone who isn't in class by eight is marked as late.

christ you're right. that is a pressing matter.

Clutching my bag, I start sprinting towards school.

And finally, he knows how to run. Oh how you have grown my shota.



*snigger snort choked laugher tee hee*
erm carry on lol front gate back gate

"And I quite liked the lonely atmosphere back here, too."

For some reason, the back gate at our school isn't really popular.

lol.

Only ten people or so, myself included, actually use it. It's quiet and pretty devoid of people day or night





What will you do?

Let us not be late to homeroom.

To the homeroom!

To the home room it is! I think i'll start doing shorter updates because there's gonna be a lot of pictures incoming. Maybe less text as well? It's hard to differentiate imo. I'll also have multiple screens of the same scene because I wanted sprites in there :)

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damn her eyes are worse than my avatar




^_^





She seems nice though, right Shiki?



Bothersome? Gosh she may not be our Sensei but she isn't some pooping bird



Atta boy Shiki! not bad at all!



Somehow those souless eyes match her now.
I have my eyes on you



Possible scenarios:
1) Guy told her because she's popular
2) SHE DID HER PRACTICAL "RESEARCH" MY GOD



WASSA' MAH HOME BOI

In other news, my yandere senses are tingling...losing interest as soon as 3rd party comes enters



HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE KNOW THAT SHIKI HAS A WEIRD SEX DR-

- what is Satsuki doing in the corner to herself? Thanks for telling her that mang.

The Tohno gland is both a blessing and a curse...

Mother of god I think Shiki's a tsundere for him. Maybe it's the V neck.





N-now shiki...no need to tease him.



Yep. Definitely tsundere. Or some kind of bromance I don't get.



Silly shiki! He's definately just staying up playing dating games like us ^-^
Oh jeeze. What a colourful topic. Murder and everything.





Lucky we're not playing an otome. or we might have to romance the serial killer...if its a guy



Yes Shiki. You're an idiot.



JESUS WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
...That may be a logical explaination but I still have my eyes on you.
"Shiki-kun I actually did it! I did it for you! Those skanky whores were looking at you!"





I hope later isn't you watching him sleep



I still can't get over how he can run now...I'm so proud.







So pr- -_-

Ok. i take it back. You'll just kill yourself by running as well. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

'I need to see the next target...MYSTICAL GLAND OF ROMANCE PERCEPTION ACTIIVATE!'







Sorry sempai. Shiki here is kinda stupid. He's totally not playing the shouta to get in there. Swear on it.



Glad you agree with me.


INTO A WALL HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT



:)



"if the boys were talking about her, she would already have a crush on me"



'I'll take responsibility'
I better not hear those words from you in another context Shiki. OR YOU'LL TASTE MY WOODEN SPOON ON YOUR ASS



Suarve. ur in mayte. playa4eva



"I dont forget my conquests"





Wow. You got her acting like that and it's like your 3rd meeting? Shiki you horrible man~







where shall we eat our humble meal of bread and meats?

Eat in class.

We're aiming for someone we have not met yet, so in he classroom we'll eat.

Sorry for the late update. My uploading thing kept screwing up so I had to rage quit for a few days >w<

--



"i-it's not like I enjoy your company or anything..."







"b-but don't take it the wrong way ok? i'm just ADMIRING you ok!?"




because the best way to recognise someone is when they have lunch



Gallantly scoop her up in your arms and get locked in the infirmary and have a passionate love sc- actually its better not to be locked up there.



"I..i thought we were more...YOU MOORRONN"



I don't think he's bi shiki.







"I-i'm fine you idiot"



Someone seems eager to be alone with him.



bby hes loded cum hom wit him



free loading is fun



OI! lay off or or



i'll screw your sister. oh yes sisters



Yeah! It's unforgivable so let me stay you cheap ass.
Erm...Sorry semapi! you're still the no 1 woman in my books



OBVIOUSLY envious = attracted



"besides i have a sister and her cute- i mean horrible brother - in that house."



CHRIST WOMAN STOP APPEARING LIKE THAT

Alas there is no Yumizuka route. It is considered a bad ending.

Originally there was going to be a route for Sacchin, but it was dropped of the game in a stage where concept art was drawn but the scenario was not been written yet. Some of the early copybooks/artbooks and one unlockable in Plus+Disk have proof of it. The fighting games are, allegedly, in the continuity of her unreleased route. If the remake is ever released, allegedly will include her route probably compensation for miniskirt!Arcueid and the other travesties of the redesign.

ugh! I HATE THE NEW REDESIGNS. well not hate. Ciel just looks OFF. And why does Arc have mini skirto and boots. And Imouto Akiha has a BLACk hair band I CANNOT LIVE WITH THIS /stab self.

Thank GOD they left Hisui and Kohaku chan alone though >w< If something happens to them my sadness will explode.

Speaking of the plus discs i watched some of it on youtube yesterday and saw the concept arts for Sacchin in geccha 2 (i think) Was pretty badass. Cannot wait for the remake even if Ciel and Arc look weird.

----~--




WHY DID YOU GO SEE HER ALONE



...yep shes the murderer alright.



"try to your death huh? tehee <3 <3 ^-^"



THIS IS WHEN YOU RUN



since middle school? you're in trouble shiki. her love doubles every year

\

"-blush-"



She's so good we don't notice her.

And look what you have gotten yourself into! Your sempai, your stalker and your childhood friend in the same room questioning you. Come clean shiki you can't hide it from them forever.



Repeat after me. "Arihiko-chan, daisuke!" that'll clear everything up



Don't be fooled! this is the reaction of a heart broken woman.



Ok sempai's gone so you can only endure the wrath of yandere chan. She's only gonna cry a bit. Phew



Our beloved is warning us. It's OK! there's no route of hers anyway. Isn't it sad?



Oh no Shiki, it's HER that's going to do something to YOU.



..and in the corner of his eye, Shiki could have sworn two brown eyes were staring at him hungrily. Unconsciously out of self preservation, he covered his crotch in fear.



yet you love arihiko enough to endure his hair.
and sensei's hair.
...
he likes red hair.



Oh thank god he did. I bet it's gonna be a plot point soon enough.

But your memory was horrible even before it. So don't worry.



..glass? I thought the stranger pulverised his angus instead.


No Shiki. You're not fit to be heir because you're well...you.



Chest wounds lead to eye problems! the more you know.



stay in the class for ever or get out like a normal person?

Stay in class. You are not a normal person.

But don't you want to see your poor Imouto for the very first time on years?
Go to your house pronto.

oh this is a hard choice...To be a sis con or to be the weird kid in class. That is the question. We need a tie breaker or I'll have to ask my coin for wisdom

You decided already, based on votes, you are going for the Arcuied route first. Do whichever leads to that outcome.

SO MANY ZOMBIE DINOSAUR VAMPIRES THEY HAVE RISEN THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT WHAT DO WE DOOOOO

We play Tsukihime. That's what






WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE

IT REALLY IS THE END OF THE WORLD


what good could come out of this...



DONT TELL HER THAT






it's always the cute ones



"ouji-sama ouji-sama my ouji sama on the hill fufufufu~~~"



"i can't leave a perfectly good imouto by herself"



oh no...



OH NO



"Y-YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT AHAHAHA" give in to her demands she wont hurt you



do what ever she wants OK what ever she wants shes right beside you dont die pls



backstreet. boy. think for a second. backstreet. murder. end of world. dinosaur zombie vampires
i'll update more after I work out whats creating the undead. lets hope we survive the night

After minutes of research and fantastic blind guessing I have formulated a reason for why there are zombies outside:

Dinosaurs from outta space stole some genetic material from Dracula who was on his Mars base. they then tried to recreate vampires to rid of humans. But something went wrong.

They fused dinosaurs and vampires together. The primal instincts and deadness of both combined turned into a primal half dead humanoid

I pray these dinosaur vampires spare me. I have lined my doors and windows with vegetables and garlic to ward them off. It seems to be working

but for now, I must PLAY



you're stupid



SHES ALREADY PLANNING YOUR KIDNAPPING WHY ARE YOU HAPPY FOR





Soooo kawaii







SUDDENLY YOU START RUNNING THATS WH- oooh pretty CG





oh. no cleavers? no chloroform? ok. its safe. for now. maybe





I KNEW something was fishy when he said "i remember it well enough"









yes that old shed you doofus what shed







no shiki. leave the two hooligans alone. they need their 'privacy.' no underage threesome for you mister.









NO UNDERAGE HAREM FOR YOU EITHER




i hope this isn't going anywhere bad...



good guy shiki!
wait i forgot crying girls turned you on DAMMIT

It all makes so much sense! I'm currently partially surrounded running water so I'm doing okay. I just wish today wasn't so overcast.

I've never actually sat down and played Tsukihime, though I used to play Melty Blood a lot. Thank you for playing through this.

You're very welcome! I'm really happy that someone benefits from this LP :) I'm the opposite of you, I can't seem to get Melty Blood working at all and I really want to to play it too ><

STAY SAY FROM THE DINOSAUR VAMPIRES. THEY'RE DEADLY

Annnnd i'm here with a new update~

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jerk





She could at LEAST be CIVIL >(



"i'm always watching you..."



ITS GOOD THAT YOU'RE APATHETIC ABOUT THIS I DONT WANT YOU DEAD YET



He has the whole 'i dun give no shits' bad boy thing going.



-_-



it means you're an idiot



glad you admit it.



WELL ISNT THAT SHAME LOLOL



LOL SHES RELYING ON SHIKI

This can only end badly.





She "pronounces"



UUUUHHH...



if you destroy it I expect this LP to be over. cuz ur ded mayt LOL





aww mang now she's going to kidnap us in our sleep so we can talk to her "anytime"



well, maybe not tomorrow then.