I was casually searching for a lets play of Tsukihime and to shock, despair annnnd glee...There was none. No playthroughs of the masterpiece. So what better way to introduce my reverse hareming loving self by commentating on my first and favourite visual novel? It'll be my first LP so please be gentle~ TRIGGER WARNINGS: Attempted rape, rape, under age abuse, incest, graphic violence and descriptions of body parts (however, only written. NO pictures of either). You play as a rich anemic teenager named Shiki Tohno who can see 'death' in the form of lines and dots. So if he gently caresses your arm where a line just happens to be, consider it amputated. If he prods your cheek playfully and a dot is there, your entire concept is destroyed. Romantic. We can romance 5 lucky girls: A vampire, a vampire hunter, your imouto-chan, your apathetic maid and her genki, energetic older twin sister (who's also a maid!) The routes are grouped in 2 sides, Near and Far Side. Near Side is about vampires and such, featuring Arcueid (Vampire) and Ciel (hunter). Far Side is dealing with matters more close to home, starring Akiha (your lil sis), Hisui ('Emotionless' maid) and Kohaku (Genki maid). The recommended play order is Arcuied -> Ciel -> Akiha -> Hisui -> Kohaku. I've already played the game so we can go in any order. I suggest to not go for the maid routes first. Just a suggestion as they're very spoiler filled, but I'll make some le-way for Hisui because I wuv her. I might pick the few first choices of a route just to get in it. Some warnings: 1) It's going to be very, very long. 601k words long if we do everything there is possibly to do. 2) It IS an eroge, so we have to decide if you want me to still LP that. Decide if you want me to censor it (I will probably use an already censored LP since my version still has the H CGs), skip it entirely and do a little summary of how awful it is, skip it with no summary, go buck naked and bare all it's glory (they're over 18 except for one methinks). 3) There will be text 'o dumps. Normal-boring text 'o dumps and text 'o dumps that make you hide under the covers while sobbing. 4) It's graphic. There are some disturbing parts. So take those into consideration if you want to go with me on my journey to romance unsuspecting maidens! Woof, so let's get started with the opening! ---- The night is pitch black. And no one else is in the house. It's scary, being alone in the dark. So to find everyone, I head out into the garden. Poor mum when she call's him inside for dinner. Actually no, poor Shiki and papa Shiki. Imagine how loud she would be. Pro tip: A play isn't when people literally play. The air is cold... A winter's chill so deep, my eyes feel like they'll freeze. Try blinking. For a brief moment, I thought I heard someone call my name Good guy Shiki. years of listening to mama scream at him has trained him wel- so I walk even deeper into the forest. ...wat. THAT IS NOT THE SOUND OF PEOPLE HAPPILY PLAYING. The clearing is bathed in red. RUN ALREADY WE CAN ADMIRE THE PRETTY BLOOD LATER YOU LIVING SHOTA ---I don't understand. are you serious. I know you're a kid but I think RUNNING is instinctual. not staying around dead people. A stranger approaches. The look on his face says he wants to rip me apart... ...Your body better be ready in the worst case scenario. WEREN'T YOU FOREST KIDS TAUGHT ABOUT STRANGER DANGER? RUN. ---I don't understand at all... SHIIIIKKIIIII But, someone else, someone I don't know... steps in front of me, and is torn apart in my place. Oh my god Shiki. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN. ---I'm just a kid, so, I really don't understand. You're just trolling me now aren't you. I'm both terrified for your life and wanting it to end to teach you the importance of life. It probably doesn't taste like tomato. No funny moves. Not finishing tonight's dinner isn't an excuse. Holy crap. I'm not gonna cover your therapy sessions. Just get out of there and go somewhere safe and find your dad if he's still alive and when you're older get yourself a nice girlfrie- -----I really don't understand. .............................i-i'll just say this is trauma induced stupidity. But it is just so cruel... I wanted to cry, I just felt like crying. uguu 3: Warm crimson blurs my vision. Seeping into my eyes. But it doesn't bother me at all. You be a strange child. The lonely moon floats above me, bearing witness in the night sky. Oh god you better not have been ripped apart by that stranger while you didn't understand anything. Why didn't the moon do anything? Not stopping bullying is the same as committing it ;_; You finally understood why i told you to run? it's too late. but better late than never Oh shiki let me give you a hug. I know you were in shock and you couldn't run bu- -? ......Sorry, but you can't romance the actual moon.