Let's Play: Twilight Prince Prophecy Quest Chronicles

With a name like that how awesome does this game sound?

Just found this game while browsing and thought: Why the hell not?

Plot from the creator's page:

"Her name is Donna. Just a normal girl, actually.

Except that... she is the Messiah.

Twilight Prince's Prophecy Quest Chronicles is an epic otome game detailing a lone girl's journey into the wilderness of magic, mystery and intrigue. This game has full voice acting which truly brings these characters to life, so what are you waiting for? Be wowed by the seven wonders through your journey - will you find love? Will you save this world, and everyone who desperately wishes for your help?"

Well, I'm excited.



Guys. I just died a little at the title screen.

I WISH you could hear the music. It's like...from a really bad 90s anime. Or from an 80s montage....I...have no words.

With that...

PREEMPTIVELY VOTING FOR HERALD
Even though Ebert Lightsaber is pretty cool too.
Ebert Lightsaberrrrrrr

What? No...no. I haven't actually.


Thank you for that info?


................i have no words.


IT LOOK LIKE IT'S NIGHT.
AND THAT YOU'RE STANDING ON A STREET CORNER.
DONNA.
WAT.


DONNA. YOU WEREN'T IN BED.
YOU WERE OUTSIDE.


.........HOW ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER?


You sound like Fez.


..........wat?



YOU REALLY SOUND LIKE FEZ.





.....please note there was a blank screen between the last forever. IT'S SUPER DRAMATIC. AND EPIC.

Ever.. ever.. ever... *laughs at the dramatic echo*

So far we seem to have three different art-styles.
I'm curious to see if all the love-interests actually looks like they do in the title screen.

And why do people insist on not using spell-check.
It works automatically, it's not that hard.

I'll follow this to see exactly how bad it gets.

Edit: Never mind.

Apparently this a transition scene or something....cause there is an EPIC AND MANLY VOICE OVER.









.....WERE YOU WALKING TO SCHOOL NAKED?


.....uh...hi.


I was super confused and thought mom was at school. Then I realized that is Donna's sprite. Silly me. That's obvious.



Not just ONE piece of paper. MULTIPLE pieces of paper.


...we're gonna be coming back to this a lot...aren't we.


WHO ARE YOU.


....Jonkons?

The next few screens explaining who Mario is.
He is president
of our class
He also can run very fast.
But he's kind of dumb...


WHY DO THEY HAVE DIFFERENT LAST NAMES.


Hai dere random boy.


.................what the hell is a boko.




CAUSE THAT'S THE NATURAL THING TO DO.

They....they don't.

They don't even look the same in their 'CGs' and sprites.

PSSSST

Guess that's what happens when you just nab all your art assets from Google Images TROLOLOLOL~

............


WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT WAS NOT SILENCE.
THAT WAS LIKE...DEMONIC HELLO KITTY WHISPERING THINGS.


WHY YOU OUTSIDE.


STAHP.



.....person? You're all strange.


Donna....he's....he's not sick.
Just...shy.
Being shy isn't a disease.
Otherwise I would have been very sick these past 19 years...



That's generally the idea of class.


OR IS IT...



ever...ever....ever...

why what ever do yu mean thisis the 2ond must kawaii game evar
look how bishi they all ar
Swoion

I leave you the introduction to Mr. Suspiciously Handsome.

School ends and Donna is walking home.



Oh good! She listens to it!


.....yep.
She goes on for a little while about how the music is about flowers and how it's beautiful.




..........


WAT.

Suddenly she notices a figure behind her.



MR. SUSPICIOUSLY HANDSOME.






Is a nowhat like an alot?






Donna runs some more.



I legitimately do not remember if these screens were actually in this order. That's the way they showed up in my album. And I thought it was funny. There they stay.



This voice acting makes this scene so much less serious than it already is.

It's like Skwisgaar and Toki from Metalocalypse wrote this. As long as I imagine it in their voices the awesome level skyrockets.

Hey hey hey



The first six guys I know are from La Corda D'oro and since the last two seem to be in the same style, they probably are too. Just saying.

Let's play a game! The first person to identify which series all these images were stolen from gets a gold star! not really

Hey! I don't have an endless supply of gold stars!

maybe other things

But not the gold stars.

Mm, pretty-day-so-pretty is just an online image, Donna and Ebert's sprites are online resources, Mario looks like another online resource but I haven't seen this style before and the costume is very specific, no theories for Ebert's CG which totally looks like him beyond online image, and I'm not sure what anime creepy raper murderer is a collage from but the doppelgängers attacking Donna look disgustingly shoujo~

Yandere banana is staring deep into my soul and knows about my fondness for eating the fruit.

...uh. Hi. Seems like an odd time to introduce yourself there Herald.



He pronounces Messiah like 'missy'.


Hello, shock. I am Mint.

Guys. He has like....six different accents.


Kruella. Really.





Wat.




HERALD. YOU SAID THAT ALREADY.







SUSPENSE.

Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will~
To see her is take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella de Vil~

Theme song established.

Heaven? Harem? Harem IN Heaven?



....DONNA. YOU ARE NOT A BOY. AND HOW CAN YOU SURROU- you know what...never mind.





WTF.


.........
......
....
That just happened.



No, I think that's Rob Pattinson.


That's what they said.



HERALD. STOP REPEATING YOURSELF.






YOUR VOICE.
AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS TWILIGHT BOOK READER.
WAT IS THIS.

I DON'T WANT YOUR POWER.
KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME.




..........WAT. That is not a response, Donna.


WHAT THE FUCK.



I...I don't think that's where intelligence goes.


DONNA. LISTEN TO ME AND PUT THE BOOK DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN.


I sincerely doubt that.


He doesn't have a voice. I don't know whether to be grateful or not.





HE GAVE YOU HIS GLITTER POWER. GIVE IT BACK.


HIS VOICE IS CREEPY.



...............................no.

I picked up a Twilight Book Reader at Chapter's last week. It actually works pretty well.

Screen could be brighter, though.

ever....ever...ever...



But she's a vampire bat! An inhuman beast!


We don't know who he is. We just know this is happening.


......DONNA.




You know what's scarier?
THIS GAME.

It's in a security vault?


...........those guards suck.






Illy?


......I don't even.





Herald. Stop with your lies.



That's a painful reward.





....WAT.


What does a booky aura entail?



WHAT IS DONNA GONNA DO.

... On one hand, I want to vote "Run away" to see everyone's reactions... On the other hand, I want to vote "No fighting" to see everyone's reactions... Choices, choices...

I'm curious to see if running away will cause everyone to randomly run away or just Donna, so run away.

HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO TERRIBLE IT'S HILARIOUS

Take Mario's side. Just because.

I've had enough of Princess Tutu's ''But you must not fight!" so let's run for our unthreatened lives.

Imma let these screenshots speak for themselves.







WHELP.



NOW WHAT.

NO FIGHTING!!!
Because I want us to be on Herald's good side. Herald is a good Herald and not a genocidal llama.

Run away. I know this is written to be terrible, which I normally hate (like badfics), but this is so incredulously hilarious, I have been laughing hysterically, instead of my usual otome LP reaction: . I seriously want to hang out with Ebert now. Or Robert Pattinson's Unusually Wide Face, he seems like a cool guy.

Well, that was unexpected...

Try to stop the fighting instead. No fighting!!!

Oh shoot, I took to long to post because I was looking for crabman's face... Take Ebert's side. (No fighting is probably the good ending though)

Is...is that an actual line from the game?

Or just your brilliance?

Reference to Llamas in Hats~ There's a llama named Harold! But now that I think about it, he's more homicidal in general than genocidal. Hrm. Semantics, semantics.

I really hate polls. Quit being so indecisive and lazy! I need instant gratification. F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Patience is a virtue my child.

Plus...I need to finish eating......but I can play and eat at the same time.

It's okay, I'm too distracted watching what is possibly one of the weirdest music videos I've seen (unrelated and semi-NSFW no nudity).

Seriously, my FUCKING JUNIOR HIGH GYM TEACHER plays this all of the time. It's a great workout song.