Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

What, and then spend turn after turn futilely assaulting the building until the chopper arrives and flies away? xD

((Why don't the helicopters like me, Ana? ;_; Seriously though, one or, depending on the number of zombies, two assaults should be enough to help with breaching, right? Or am I remembering wrong?))

As long as Ted and Tappei don't mind staying behind to barricade, I'm fine with the first plan. However, I think that instead of them staying at the bar once they finish, they should meet up with the rest of us at whatever place we are currently at. We shouldn't keep the group separated for longer than we have to.

Yeah, let's go with Marko's (stinking goatman) variation on Erika's plan.

And I don't know if assaulting to clear the zombies inside is all that effective, so once or twice to weaken the horde should be good.

((So the plan should be modified to just two assaults on the university? I'm also fine with Marco's version of the plan.

What about if we stop my plan after the first assault on the university to see what our standing is from there?))

Confirming actions.

tl;dr. As Ted and Tappei barricade the bar, Gurski, Marko, and Erika assault/breach/search the church, breach/search the house below the hotel, assault/breach the hotel, after which characters will rest/watch/patrol/search as I see fit, breach/search the house by the university, assault the university once and then stop there for further instructions. Ted and Tappei will catch up with the rest as soon as they finish barricading the bar.

JohnStargazer /Mikolaj, Sarasha /Marko, and Haniel /Erika, Randomletters /Tappei, and Eboby /Ted have agreed to this plan.

In addition, Randomletters and Haniel want to spread the rumor that Marko and Tappei are long-lost cousins who moved apart.

((By the way, isn't it a new day now? Is it possible to spread a rumor to improve Tappei and Marco's relationship?))

Yup! Was surprised nobody noticed this. xD What would you like to spread?

((Tappei is as bad as Cosette is. She always starts ruining it when I finally have everyone getting along. No wonder when she got infected only Éponine wanted her to live. Marius and Javert said it was too risky and Valjean claimed he just wanted her to die, infected or not.

And then the mob came for her :D))

: Fine, I'll stay behind to barricade the bar. I'll catch up to you when we're done.

(( I also suggest spreading the rumor that Marko and Tappei are actually family, as weird as that might sound. ))

I bet her mom's so glad she left her with THAT Guy. xD "Just hurry up and DIE already! GAWD."

As long as we don't trip the loser flag by saying it was from a family feud. I don't want to end up like the suckers from the first round. Instead, say you guys moved apart or some bullshit like that.

Actually, I preempted you two pages ago with a rumor in post #4312, but I'm glad that your incompetence manifested now, since the source of disunity in our circle of BFFs had shifted.

((Perhaps Valjean simply wants her suffering to end as quickly as possible.))

(("I don't even care if you're infected, DIE DIE DIE!" Davian's admission there. xD))

Anyway, we're long overdue for an update of Rebuild 2. Let's get this Last Judgment Gang business out of the way quickly so we can start a new city, yeah?



(Ohhhh, so radio was the last thing we needed to start this quest. Right.) *cough* Of course! Let's whittle down their numbers before we attack them, why not?



As soon as she arrives, we immediately put her in the police station together with the rest of our zombie slaves. We're different than them, I swear!



LET'S DO THIS GAIZ! Do we want the Riffs to help us or not?

Bon. We do not need these Riffs. Better the unded die than the living. C'est ca. And I shall look forward to abandoning this mad place.

((I managed to beat Classic Mode! I even took down the mob without casualties. AND THEN MARIUS GOT INFECTED TWO HOURS BEFORE THE RESCUE. And then he died to Javert's machete. It's now also canon Javert hates zombies and want to murder everyone who might become one.))

Hah, nice!

Also because I don't want to leave my laptop on any longer I shall go ahead and decline the Riffs' kind offer.

I've never known the riffs to be anything but helpful, and we would be wise to accept their aid.

ETA: Fuck.

Our militia is overpowered, undead or otherwise; taking on the Riffs would be like adding a nuclear bomb to a supernova.



We use our newly discovered electricity to build an electric fence with lasers around their HQ.



And death rays. Can't forget the death rays.



We've gotten quite good at siccing undead on other things

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YAAAY



I think the general consensus is that we want to start a new city with the original five survivors? Let me know if you want to proceed with that.



Where they get to subjugate zombies instead!

Guess it's time to leave this place, huh? The question is, do you want to leave in style, or do you want to leave in STYLE?

To slay a corrupt cleric is doing the Lord's work. This is most excellent, and I feel almost compelled to smile.
(Your face might crack.)
Be silent. I will not make any decisions for this 'helicopter', though. My deputy informs me they are notoriously unreliable and piloted solely by human hind quarters. I will yield to the will of my fellow survivors and lawgivers.

Wait, WHAT? Now I'm trying to picture that.

Guys, I totally have a helicoptor pilot's license! It's true! I just, uh, misplaced. Because of zombies or somesuch.

Fine we're taking the helicopter

Five days, baby. Five days. Got all our maxed out builders on it, many of whom of WOMEN, Zelda, I'll thank you not to be sexist.



Oh and then this happened I mean WTF I rejected the zombie king whenever he wanted us to go on a zombie god date I mean seriously eff this shit

Non, they should not be punished. Now, can I set the church on fire before we leave? Preferably with this irritant and his sympatizers within?

Nope, sorry Zombie King, but if you step out of line, we'll get a gay robot to smack you with a baseball bat again.

I have a feeling that if I leave the vote open any longer Javert is going to set ME on fire and being on fire is all painful and shit so I'm like nooo punishing happy huggies for everyone except stinky zombies



And then as if the game is reading Javert's mind, this happens



FLAMETHROWERS AT THE REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(you still have to vote though)

Kill them all.

That's not an option? Fine, overthrow them.

The flame, the sword!

I totally have a flaming license as well!

Is that why you're on BF?

((The last time I played my completely human character ended up being related to a plantman so it's not that weird. At least they both have horns? XD))

Rebuild LP
Logan: Yeah, this is the, what, tenth chance we've given them to stop bugging people who ain't in their church and yet they keep at it? I'm all for religious freedom and everything, but this is getting ridiculous. We need to get rid of them.

((And for everyone, some light reading on Javert to ponder while the church goes down:

My sole regret with Les Misérables remains that Hugo pauses between great pieces of prose like this with stupid tangents.))

"Uwaa, I don't really like the idea of hurting people, but that Zombie King guy is really creepy... ;__; I guess we should stop them."

((I'm doing a few experiments. Since that would require hardened badasses, I brought in the vampire hunters from Ultraviolet.

I'd like to point out the injuries on Jack Davenport is the friendliest of fire!))

That sounds fine. I'll help Tappei barricade the bar and then catch up with the group.