Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

(( Tappei would make for the worst interviewee ever. He'd probably throw the interviewer a mile away like he does to Chuukichi in Tatsuki's route, and that's if he was sober at the time. Drunk Tappei would sleep with everyone. Including the zombies. ))

Hey, if you want to join in the RP fun, go ahead! Snark's X-COM LP has audience members RPing, which I think is great fun, and I'd like that to happen in this thread as well. No using the red though. It's mine. ALLLL MINEEEEE.

Oh hey, I count seventeen bottles of spirits in the bar alone~~~ /winkwink nudgenudge

((Pretty much. XD Although...

So it wouldn't be completely out of character for him to want to kill a zombie teammate, but he would probably feel really bad about it afterwards! :D))

((Oh lord, she's been taking lessons from Snark, hasn't she? Now she has become that which she hates. Edit: A helicopter pilot, that is, not Snark. Well, not Snark until she finds out about the XCOM thread, anyway.))

Well, I suppose that if you're all going to attempt to take over another a building crawling with zombies, I'll join in for the breach or whatever it is everyone else thinks is best. Someone may need me to patch them up after this, after all.

You realize that 4 means die? And 4444 is four deaths? ;)

I'm looking forward to the next update.

Coincidentally, I have been fighting off the urge to kill Ted for funsies ever since this round started.

Don't fight it, baby~ You know it's gonna feel good~ <3

Randomletters

QUICK EBOBY NOW'S YOUR CHANCE



Five delicious bowls of shark fin soup, coming right up <3

TED HAS NO ARMS TO AMPUTATE. DEATH IS CLEARLY THE ONLY OPTION.

But, Eboby...! I was looking forward to my Ted fin soup! D:

I'm sorry bby. I have an addiction.

Hello, my name is Eboby and I'm an alcoholic really like killing things.

Well, apparently I've been secretly harboring a mad lust for our gay cybershark this entire time, so Let her live and we can flip a coin (or more likely get screwed over by the RNG giving it to Marko) when we find the cure.

I want to see some limb-chopping, damn it.

I have no strong feelings for Ted. Plus, it's only an arm this time. Let's cut it off.

Will that satisfy all of you intellectual rapists in the crowd? You might finally get to see what an amputation looks like!

Shark fin soup! Shark fin soup! Everyone vote for the shark fin soup!

(I can't play this game while I'm LPing it so I haven't seen what an amputation looks like either. ;^;)

Cut off an arm! She doesn't even have one, she won't miss it.

Now I'm imagining Marko dramatically swishing the machete in the air beside Ted's body, which then results in her infection magically getting cured. xD

YES
NO
FUCK
SCHADENFREUDE

I AM HIGH ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND SLEEP DEPRIVATOIN
I CANNOT THINK



I VOTE WHATEVER IS FUNNIER
FUCK
FUCK IS FUNNY
CAN WE VOTE FUCK?
...
wait
that came out wrong

In this case I think pretty much all three options are "Fuck". :D

And yes, you can vote! I just won't count them if you aren't one of the players. :D

I don't think robot sharks can do that....

Oh, I'm sure Eboby will find a way somehow... ;)

Babe, there's a lot Ted/I can do that you don't even have words to describe.

Yet. ;3

"Well, Jonny, when a gay cybershark and a incompetent, undead policeman love each other very much..."

((AGAIN?! XD Um, since Marko is all gung-ho about hacking limbs all of a sudden I think he's just freaking out about his new sharky bff becoming a zombie I'm voting for amputation.))

God, I laughed far more than I should have xD

I've eaten shark. It's delicious, if only a bit dry.

You know you want to chop her up, guys. Don't fight it. <3

I have mixed feelings about this whole situation...

(Am I the only one present who's actually seen an amputation?)
The infection must be eliminated.
(Oh, hey, you're awake, too. Tell me, how did it work out when you 'eliminated' the infection on Marius?)
He didn't sit still.
(My God, you missed and cleaved off his head, didn't you...?)
*slow smile*
(I think I liked you better before we burned the church down. Pearse, any input?)
Well, once we tried it on Colefield he was done making lazy connections between priests and pedophiles.
(Thank you. I'm never asking you anything again. Éponine?)
That stupid Inspector killed M'sieur Marius, he did!
(Please put the machete down. Right. This should be fun to watch.)

((When I first read this I thought you meant actually *seen* an amputation in real life, and I was like "...yes, probably?"))

((Oh God, no, only in the game XD. I'm so scared of blood I once nearly fainted when we were supposed to have blood samples drawn in Biology class. To be fair at the time I hadn't eaten for 12 hours as per instructions and needles frighten me. I'll be honest. If I were infected I wouldn't go anywhere nea the cure because I HATE syringes.))

So you'd prefer we hack off a limb instead? :D

((Nah, shoot me in th face. No blood I have to see that way.))

Yaaaaaay an amputation! An amputation!


... When did I start channeling Mary.

Nah, we might not get an amputation yet depending on how Randomletters votes.

Right now our votes are:

Kill - 1 (Eboby)
Let live - 1 (JohnStargazer)
Amputate - 2 (Sarasha, Haniel)

If Randomletters votes amputate, we will proceed with our scheduled entertainment. If Randomletters votes either Kill or Let Live, we'll have a tie and I'll let the first audience member to post after that break the tie.

And because I really don't want to leave my laptop running for more than 24 hours straight since I can't save with dilemmas, I'm cutting the deadline for dilemma votes from 24 hours to 12 hours. Which means that the vote will open to the public in less than three hours if Randomletters doesn't vote by then. Let me know if that works for you, players.

Well, shit.

My laptop just died. Knew this was going to happen at some point if I left it on for too long...

It's okay though, I can just start it over from the last save a couple turns ago, but this means that we might not get the same dilemma. :( Sorry for getting your hopes up, people.

You know what, fuck the 12 hour rule. Whenever a dilemma happens, I'll go with a majority from the first three players who post. If the first three players vote for three different things, then I'll break the tie with the other players' votes or spectator votes, whichever comes first (though I'll try to accommodate other players' votes whenever possible). I really want to avoid having to keep my laptop on all day/night just because I'm waiting on dilemma votes. My lappy takes enough abuse as it is.

Let me know if that works for you, Haniel, JohnStargazer, Randomletters, Eboby, Sarasha.

((Yeah, as nice as being able to have all five vote on every major decision would be, running your laptop all day every day isn't feasible.))

So no shark soup? :(

I'm in despair! Your laptop has left me in despair!

(( That works for me. ))

How many turns back is that last save? Is that from before Gurski got infected?