Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

(Can't forget PINKO LIBERAL COMMIE)

(Shut up don't make me feel guilty about a dumb joke.)

(Nobody can remain A con for long under the power of Skoofoo *nods decisively*)

(Starscream certainly managed. Okay enough with the robot derail sorry Ana I will behave.)

I'd help you out, but I have too decept-a-con.

I'll show myself out now. :(

The breach goes pretty smoothly, thanks to Michael's mobile saucepan.



The hugs are increasing. I think the game's trying to tell us something. ;)

((It's trying to tell us Garry is Yosuke with a dye job and slightly longer hair.

What's in your eyes?
There's something scandalous here
What will you say?
"We saw the President hug!"
I'm sure you've seen it before
And will a million times more
And done it yourself
Along with things that are worse

I meant 'hug'
And so I said 'hug'

"Oh, sweet Jesus..."

That's what I do;
I shoot straight from the hip
I rock the boards
And tip over the scales
Oh, so don't act impressed
Give the manners a rest
Ask what you want
And I tell you no tales

Double-talk political rhetoric?
It's for the birds!
And me, I'm just a simple man
With simple words

Sing Hallejullah
Give me simple words
Sing out the praises of a simple man
I say what I mean
And I mean what I say
And I say, I say, I say, I say
Simple words

(Good gravy, what have here?
There's a madman
In the safehouse
Good gravy, what have here?
Madman, madman!)

We play a game
Where behaviour's what counts
And maybe I'm just too blunt to survive
Oh, but can you expect
That the souls you elect
Should be held to a light
That would burn you alive?

God, I would love
To be able to speak
Like the true politicians
My words would sway

But my friends with me
You only get what you see
(Say that, brother!)
And that's all
That's all there is to say!

Sing Hallejullah
Give me simple words
Sing out the praises of a simple man
I know what I like
And I like what I know
And I know, I know, I know, I know
Simple words

Hey, long as Michael is alive I consider myself well within rights to quote the Fix at your lot. And in case you're wondering the words I altered were, in no particular order 'Councilman', 'Council' and 'Fuck' as well as the sentence structure going from 'heard the Councilman curse' to what you see above.))

Good job, my fellow Americans! Those zombies were no match for our burning patriotism! If we keep working together, we'll get out of her-

Suddenly, a figure appears from the darkness, pointing and laughing at Michael while flashing a thumbs down!



RICHAAAAAAAAARD!

Weeeeell, hello, hello, hello, hellooooo, Michael, how's life treating you?

Richard!

What do you think of my cute little pets? Thanks to them, the people of this city are festively uh, running around and trying to escape. It's like a big ol' carnival. It's like Mardi Gras in New York, or something. Hahaha!

You're some kind of sick..!

Well, time to take my leave. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! Muahahaha!

Damn it! He escaped! No matter, we'll deal with him later. Now, while the rest of you search the house and dispose of the bodies, I'll keep a vigilant and watchful eye for zombies! No zombies will sneak up on us! And the reason is, I'm the President of the United States!

...What the frag...

Okay. If you're going to watch- Spot, help me search this place in case there's another clue or something else useful.

WELP. Before I knew what happening, I was bitten by a muse. So here is a song parody of Convoy because C.W. McCall.

I regret nothing.

((Nothing TO regret. I lost it completely at the end XD))

Can do, Bolt. Perhaps in our search we'll find something useful. The humans need food, afterall.

: That begs a question, what do you guys eat? I doubt robots that can turn into vehicles can eat what we eat. If you guys don't mind, I'll tagging along the search party to make the food we find is stuff that humans eat.

Energon. My fuel reserves are high enough that I should be okay, especially with my battery. Spot, how are yours?

I love all of you so much. So, so much.

I'm pretty good. If we have to, I have a converter. Human fuel tends to convert pretty well... Even if it DOES taste like slag.

HYEEEEEEK! W-What is that thing?

...A-are... Are you okay? Is your voice box damaged?

I...I was just a bit startled. R-Really, t-that's all it was!

*sounding perplexed* Over my converter?

I think he meant the strange-acting humans. 'Zombies'.

If they just startled you, maybe you could get it out of the way? It's not dangerous anymore.

: Jeez you scared me, try to calm down. Look, they're gone for now so let's focus on trying to stay alive. Why couldn't this happen in the TV world?

Staying alive is a good idea.... Primus I hope the others are okay. (Because life is unfair)

I'm sure they're fine. They would have known to look for each other. All of yours have quick processors and mine... Well, they're definitely good at killing things, if nothing else...

They're not so bad. Skydive has a good helm on his shoulders.

You're killing me, EvilFuzzy. Killing me.

Also, I don't think I got an action from Ozzo? I think you want your default action for after each breach to be "search and find Ib" but I'm not sure, so confirm that for me please.

Anywayyy... I-I've still got to find Ib. Let's watch out for...other bizarre things.

All right, counting that as an action just for this hour, Ozzo. If you reaaaaally don't want to OOC-post just PM me to clarify your actions.

And now we have enough hugs for everybody! Group hug time!

Well, a backpack might be useful. *hugs all gently and Bolt tightly.*

Hugs are nice and all, but care to provide your next action, HotSpot? :)

(whooooops. I thought I did.)

"Bolt, you wanna see about helpin' me get together a breaching party for the house to the south of us?"

Yeah. There doesn't seem to be much else of value here. I agree that breaching the house to the south of us is the best course of action right now.

The GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE wish to see a glorious breach onto the southern house!

You're not gonna get all those people into that tiny house.

Shut up, Japan.

: Well, these aren't the weapons I normally use but I'll do. That baseball bat reminds me of my Partner, I hope he's doing ok. Let's breach the next house.

..Wait, hugs, what? It's an actual item? What is it what's it do? ...Does it have an item image??

(I hope Ib's doing all right. That thing was horrible. I hope she doesn't see that. Maybe I'll find her in the next house over?)

It's a mod (that I kinda made)! It's like a painkiller, just with a different name. And no, I didn't put in an item image for it. If someone wants to tinker with the mod to add images and stuff though, be my guest!

Neat! Go Banana!

Lucky! There are absolutely no zombies in the next house over!



Garry, HotSpot, and Michael now have +2 Tougher! Work those muscles, guys! Though how a robot becomes tougher through lifting weights is beyond me...