Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

I'm touched, John. I almost regret calling you the post terrible punster since the days of sentient sheep.

Heck, I really do.

((Yes! I'll breach the south house too! On a related note, I'll be back at work starting tomorrow, which means it'll be tougher for me to keep up to speed, so feel free to puppet Michael is you ever find yourself waiting for me :) ))

Gotcha! And you can give me default actions as well if you want too. :D

Sounds about right.

Garry puts his new-found batting skills to use and Michael is ecstatic at finally having gotten his hands on a decent firearm. We clear the house handily.



I left about half of our snacks behind at the warehouse cause we'll be going back there in the future (hopefully). Anyway, we've finished breaching the entire leftmost row of buildings, and no one's even broken a sweat yet! Good going, everybody! *thumbs up*

(To be fair I think it'd be fairly alarming if the robots did break a sweat.)

I'm going to search the house and see what I can find. Would someone please clean up the bodies and someone else keep watch for more?

Once you actually hit them, it doesn't seem so bad. We certainly showed them, heh!

: Yeah, it's that fear you get at first that stops you. Once you're pass that, it's easy. Anyway Garry, can you help me clean these bodies?

(While at it, I should mention that the horrible thing I might do is something I am RPing. I am not going to fuck over this group as I also want to win at this game. That said, it is still something that is horrible to Yosuke and will break him. Thoughts?)

(I knew I shouldn't have taught that fucker my name. :| )

Alright, let's get to some searching and hope for a new clue. Maybe something we could use to call any potential rescuers.

Why, sure, Yosuke. I...I've got the feet, why don't you grab those arms? We'll clear the bodies between us.

My fellow AMERICANS, why change a system that is working so well? As always, you four shall be in charge of searching and cleaning corpses, while I, as your PRESIDENT, shall keep an ever watchful eye over us!

(If you want to RP out something that's fine, yeah. The game will still conspire to break them all in horrible awful ways, though.)

(I realized that my unclear post causes some people to think differently from what I am going to do. I honestly don't want to screw over the group just for one character. Hell, I want to win. But, this game will break us somehow.)

(But you want to be the breakdown safety net in case the game fails to infamously meet our dreadful expectations.)

(Kinda. I don't know. I have a feeling everything will go to hell when I break him.)

(Well, you already have my opinions on the matter. And the C plan is still on!)

The bots are searching, the squishies are cleaning up corpses, and the President of the GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is practising CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Sounds like a pla- and then suddenly zombies.



HotSpot is trying to become leader of the group now and the President is having none of it. He proves it by taking care of the lone zombie invader all by himself.



No radio or frequency, I'm afraid. Also most of you have +2 Tougher on you right now for some strange reason.

: Yo Garry, you okay?

I don't have time for this! Get off! ... there. Not so tough now, are you?

(Damnit, Alko!)

: Well, that answers that question.

We've searched the entire street and I can't find a sign of her. Not a single clue! ...This can't be good for my mental health.

: Dude calm down. I swear we will find her. Just relax for a bit.

...Maybe I shouldn't have taken her out to the cafe. Would it have made a difference? Would she have been safe?

: I doubt it would have. In fact it's probably better that you did 'cause if you hadn't, I wouldn't be here helping you. When someone is missing, the more people you can get to help, the better.

Dear me, I don't think I ever asked for your story. How did you end up here, if I may ask?

(Psst, Ana, what's the relationship for the group look like?)

: (Damnit, I can't tell him the truth, he'll never believe. At least, not when there isn't a tv around.) Well like I said, I was hanging out with my friends when all of the sudden, I blacked out. I don't remember how I blacked out but I did. When I woke up, I was in a house with you guys.

Yeah! Suck on my rifle punch!

So I see. You don't have any clue how things got to this point, either. But what about your friends? Any idea where they are?

: No I don't. To be honest, I want to find them as well. They are strong so they can handle themselves, but I'm still worried. Once I make it out of here, I will look them.

It would seem we wound up in very similar situations. Surely they're here with us too? All we need to do is find them. Like Ib.

: ...You're right, I should start looking for them.

Also I just confirmed that all of you have +2 Tougher.

(Of course. Naturally the homophobe with whom Garry has the worst relationship with tries to comfort him. Naturally.)

"That was a bit intense. Bolt, you want any help getting the... uh... squishy stuff from your pedes?"

There are probably other people here from your world -- and mine. Don't look so glum. Your friends are out there. We'll find them!

: You're right. We should try, no we will find them!

((I just had this mental image of the rest of the Persona 4 party, wandering through the zombie filled town looking for Yosuke... and completely unbothered by the zombies for one good reason.

"GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMN CORPSE BASTARDS! I'M GONNA REDECORATE YOUR ASSES!"
"... Should we stop Kanji from running off like that? He's getting a little out of hand..."

>... Let him have his fun.
Yeah, we should probably stop him.))

Beautiful, John.

If people want to RP the rest of the Persona 4 peeps wandering around elsewhere, feel free. XD

((Hrmm...

> Call dibs on Yu.
This weird speech method will only be funny for about three posts and then get old fast.))