Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

(The only time I've ever had someone do something on one turn they had five stars, so I have no idea if it'd actually work. My thing is we have no idea how many turns it will take for sure, and we also have NO idea when the chopper will come. I've repeatedly had it come only a day or two after the game started.)

(Frankly, we're doing fine. I'll idle for now. We need the radio and the frequency.)

((Famous last words of anyone who has ever played this game))

(I bet Yosuke dies first.)

Death by 'As Seen On TV' infomercials!

(I hate you all.)

(That's my line!)

Garry hates everyone?

WHAT A TWIST!

Also, what the fuck, Ana:

I see no tsunderes.

Pffft, details.

...

*crosses tsundere out"* There, satisfied? >:(

Quite, thank you. I would like our record to be as clean and accurate as possible.

On that note, Yosuke looks like a total dork with his headphones and glasses and I dunno who would be friends with him. Pfft.

Yes, I broke down the chess set just in case Yosuke took a break from mourning to try and socialize with the others.



You also have 11 ingredients, 5 small meals, and 6 snacks.

Also, Garry's planning on getting wasted?! I thought he only took tea and macaroons! Anyway, I haven't saved over the game yet because it kills your idling actions when you save, so Ozzo, let me know if you want him to drink next turn or if you'd like to override it with something.

(I can't imagine what Yosuke's going through. What if I came across... no, no! I--I can't think of that. ...If Ib saw me like this...)

*stares at the little wooden stick with yarn at the end in his fingers* I'm not entirely fit to use this I think.

Spot what are you doing with that... This seems good enough... We found some food, and a few weapons as well...

Wasn't there a factory over by the hotel we passed a bit ago? Maybe we moved too far from the warehouse... I think we should trying breaching there.

I agree, Bolt. Breaching the factory immediately north of the hotel may yeild better results now that we've got things for the humans to eat and weapons for them.

Hey, Ana? Thanks for hosting this. I know I've said this before, as have other people, but not only did you introduce us to an awesome gem and hosted several rounds now (with even more to come), but you've also done so while still keeping the LP fun to read. And you tolerate a lot of derails from us.

So just a thanks. You know, just.

I really wish I could post the Jill of the Jungle 'Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah' sound effect for Ozzo's post right now. ):

Dawww, thanks Ozzo. You've been rather touchy-feely lately, haven't you? <3 I'm just glad that you're still enjoying it despite my horrible screw-ups.

Yes, this. You're running an awesome LP what feels like 24/7 (seriously, do you sleep?), you've introduced us to a game I had no idea I needed, you've let us roleplay our fandoms in your thread and let us sign up for an excessive amount of rounds and have just been awesome. Hell, you sang our freaking song parodies. If there were LP award shows you'd get Lifetime Achievement because you'll be doing this LP for the rest of your lifetime

Eh?

I just have really bad sleeping habits, haha. Also this LP is incredibly low-maintenance (especially now that the developers put in the F9 button, which lets me grab all the survivor stats, which was easily the most labour-intensive part of the LP before). It's really quick and easy to boot up the game and grab a couple screenshots in between doing other stuff, heh.

(I must have missed the song of the Anabanana. Tell me you have a record.)

Ye of little faith.

You beat me too it, Patchelle. ):

I don't know what this means but I like it.

(Joining in the lovefest for Ana by thanking you. You've been awesome for all of the games.)

: I-I think we should breach the factory the robots were talking about. Hey, Garry, why did bring a bottle of booze? You don't look like the type to drink.

Your attention, please.

Oh! I forgot I signed up for that XD

((Firstly, just joining in the Ana Love Fest!

Secondly, I've got a big meeting shortly and will not be able to participate for the next few hours, so feel free to puppet Michael to your hearts content. If in doubt on what to do with him, just remember Michael's very own creed, Believe your Justice))

So I heard some lovefesting has been going on here? ...oh, but everyone has said already what I wanted to say. Fiddlesticks. Still, I'm throwing love your way, Ana, because this trainwreck has been just so fun. And even if it is low maintenance, you still need to have lots of patience to run it, what with us little forgetful grasshoppers.

So thanks, really. <3

*goes back to lurk from under a rock, giggling madly at the sexual tension between Garry and Yosuke*

Awwww, thanks so much everyone! Really I should be one thanking y'all, because this LP is only as fun as the people playing it, you know? What with the roleplaying and the musical parodies and the homoerotic tension and all. So thanks for the great times, everyone. *GROUP HUUUUG*

Oh, and speaking of great times...

What happened to Yukiko and Yosuke got Garry all worked up about Ib. So he decided to deal with it by having a drink with his newfound friends...



...who abandoned him to go breach the factory above the hotel.

So much for "friends".

Ozzo, everybody else is in the middle of heading towards the factory to breach it. Let me know what you want to do next.

(Ish awright. I can find Ib all by myself. I dun needem. Heh, I dun need any er dem!) swig

: Dude, getting drunk will not solve our problems. Come join us in breaching the warehouse.

Sadly, the most I can do is let Garry idle in the store. The bottle of spirits is there, so he might start drinking all by himself. Keyword: might. That all right with you?

EDIT: Also drunk Garry is moe hnggggggg <3

(Fuck, if he's not totally hammered by the time they finish breaching, I will be most upset).

(If you get killed I'm going to laugh.)

(I know at least one person who won't laugh. Immediately.)

Let's all show Ana how much we adore her!

When they release the video online to porn sites, it will be called 'Banana Pudding.'

Oh god without Garry here to help us we're going to die I JUST KNOW IT-



Oh. Well. Looks like we're doing perfectly fine without him. Never mind then.



You also have five snacks and zero Garry.

Garry is still completely sober, by the way. He's been just kind of hanging out in the store, staring at the walls or something.

(...he's not even picking up the damn bottle?)