Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Ah, good point about not being able to control where you run. So, let's proceed with our original plan, then? I'll leave the gasoline behind and go to the factory, assault the bank twice, and then breach it. Does that sound good to everyone?

EDIT: How about we compromise? I take the three cans of gasoline with me to the bank and send people out to get three cans from the house three spaces down from the northwest corner. That way we get the defence of the bank AND an option to burn the mob if they show up. Sound good?

EDITEDIT: Maybe bottles of spirits count as well?

First Zombies, now Ghosts? What's next, a spin-off thread? Oh wait....

((Actually, why not have both?

He refuses to call them 'spirits'. It is a humiliating word for your drink.))

(It is very predictable, if nothing else.

Also, for those of you having problems with the girl scouts: burn-and-run is an option for them too if you have the supplies.)

(That sounds good to me. Also, for tools overall, I'd like to take two flashlights, a fire axe, and a spotting scope, plus the gasoline.

I don't remember if I had any bottles of spirits, but they might.)

So, we safely breached the police station without any casualties thanks to my computer malfunction! I set a couple people to search and clean corpses, but in the meantime...



...I realize that I accidentally left a backpack in the house NW of the police station, so I send three people to re-breach it. We need as many backpacks we can get to hold our fancy new guns and ammo.



Michael seems to be feeling rather cranky lately...



So he starts pissing off random people. What an American.



Anyway, notice how the factory is swarming with zombies? Yeah, this is why I was leaning towards assaulting from the house below the hospital, even though it's further away. Houses tend to have less zombies than factories. Not to mention how it's possible to injure yourself on factory equipment too.



No harm done, though, we deal with it fine. I think it's partly because we had boosts from exercising and stuff. Also since Michael pissed everybody off his relationships with Silverbolt and Yosuke went all yellow, I spread a rumour to do damage control. They're all back to green now, thankfully.



I assault the bank twice, quite unnecessarily.



And we're in the bank!



We're out of food though. There are tons of snacks in the warehouse and the house below the warehouse, and there are three cans of gasoline in the house beside the factory SW of the bank. Let me know how you'd like to proceed.

EDIT: Oh lol just noticed that Garry and Yosuke are hungry for each other.

((It is indeed possible for survivors to hurt themselves on factory equipment. It's called BEING MARIUS.))

It's called, "Didn't your Mother ever teach you not to run with scissors?"

((Knowing Monsieur Gillenormand I imagine those talks in the household went. "You call that a scissor?! Take these garden shears and put your LEGS into it, boy!"))

Pardon me. Those candies don't last as long as I had hoped.

We don't have any food for the humans... And my energy reserves are starting to drop. Are yours okay, Spot? Is there anywhere nearby that has food for them...?

(Ana, does the store or housesoutheast of us have any food in it?)

((With his father stalking him from behind a pillar and weeping, of course.))

SE house has 3 ingredients, store has 17 ingredients and 8 snacks.

(Also, even though I don't know if I'll sign up for another round, I'm putting my bet in for the Dead Meat dying on the third turn, aka 9 AM the first day.)

(Then can two or three of us go breach the store to bring back the food, please? I'd recommend Spot and Bolt go, possibly with Garry along.)

Until we find some food, Yosuke need a light?

Gotcha. I'll leave Garry behind; seems like he'd prefer to hang out with Yosuke. ;)

(I could possibly say something and jynx us after you've all given us a good run, but I won't.)

(My basic reaction to logging on and reading: )

: Normally I don't smoke but what the hell. Although I am worried that the zombies will get us because of smoke or smell.

Operation Feed the Squishies is go!



We start barricading the bank.



Aaaand we're out of food again. Good thing we're all full though.



The bank is secure and the chopper is coming to the warehouse at 9pm tonight. What next?

EDIT: Oh, and I haven't gotten the three cans of gasoline from the house a couple blocks over. I can do that next turn if you want. It's the one SW of the factory next to us.

(Honestly, I vote for getting the gasoline, setting some traps, somebody on watch duty, and just hanging out at the bank until around five PM. Then bolting for the warehouse.)

(Well in that case, I'll set the traps.)

((I will retire for some sleep. If I wake up and you're all dead you will officially have outdone every bit of bad luck I ever had in these games and I may laugh.))

May I assist, Yosuke? That's a lot of wood for one person to carry around.

: Yeah, thanks Garry!

I'll help get the gasoline.

((Yosuke has a lot of wood, so Garry's going to help him handle it.

What a nice guy.))

((That is the joke, John. Well observed. Perhaps next you can move onto large-scale applications, like feeding the hungry or peace to stop war.)

((Actually simply giving food to the hungry or creating peace to stop a war wouldn't solve the underlying socio-economic causes of the problems in question, causing it to be either a temporary patch solution at best or more likely causing it to exacerbate the situation.

And I'm sorry, your sense of humor is so tiny and hard to spot, I wanted to make sure it was pointed out. It's like when a child stays within the lines for the first time in Kindergarten. And don't worry, I'm sure you'll pull that off one of these days.

;) ))

((As a connoisseur of the venerable pun, I can expect nothing less than the best from you, John. Perhaps you need others who have more...refined palate? After all, I am just out of kindergarten.))

I don't know what kindergarten you went too, but I want in on that class, man.

(And you question my legal status. Jerk.)

You didn't know? Ozzo's are banned in 13 countries.

(Hey, I never said I was legal. I am, however, a hypocrite -- and a damn good typer for my age.)

(You smart hypocritical jerk.)

(You dumb, ethical moron.)

(I'm sorry that I don't want to be arrested for being a pedophile.)

First year into your second Rebirth, are we?

(You are not Garry. You are Ozzo. Two different people. I think. )

(...You're not Yosuke? Well. Shit. What the hell was all the shipping for?)

(...Shall we fix that?)