Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

: So, uh, what do we now?

M-Maybe I'll can do this...?

: W-What are you...

((FRIENDLY REMINDER TO KEEP IT NC-17 GUYS))

(Sit down, lady, you're blocking the screen!)

They make up strange names for things. Like 'hot dogs'. But it's a food, not a canine...

(wait what I GET DISTRACTED FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES...)

Hmm... well... you're not so bad.

Or pigs in a blanket. That one still doesn't make sense to me.

Excuse me while I delurk, sit in the corner and squee incoherently.

I love you guys.

: R-Really? I've never done it with another dude before...

Yosuke, how many girls have you done it with?

: Like, two in middle school. I didn't get to see anyone during high school so I never got it down.

You never got it down? What do y -- my, i-is that so...

: Unfortunately, yes. I was so busy with... some stuff during high school that I didn't get to kiss a girl. My life felt ruined at that point.

...What kind of stuff, Yosuke? You didn't have any time?

: It's complicated, you wouldn't understand.

I know. They aren't pigs or blankets. Humans are just confusing. We should probably go get that gas now.

(Hipster!)

It's too complicated? Even for your new boyfriend?

: Sadly yes. What's your story?

I agree. The longer we wait, the more chance of the others running into trouble... I really hope they're okay.

I... I've had a few boyfriends. Maybe none for a while, but...

: So that's you were good at it... I mean, No wait!

Oh, is that so! ... Don't worry, w -- you'll get better with practice.

: In that case, let's getting practicing.

...Will you tell me why I'm the first person to kiss you since middle school?

: ...Fine, you deserve to know. I was investigating a murder case.

N-No way! Y-You don't look like a detective...

What

did I walk in on?

What is going on?

(and you don't need to stop on account of lil' ol' me.)

((Got something to hide, Gare-bear?))

: It was unusual case. You might not believe this but, the killer would the person into the tv. Turns out, there is world inside the tv. In that world are these monsters called Shadows. When the fog would lift in our world, the Shadows would go crazy and attack the person killing them. I have the power to enter the tv and defeat these monsters, along with my friends. We used these powers to save the people thrown in and arrest the killer. And when that was done, we had another mystery on our hands, but I will talk about that later.

(Garry and Yosuke got over their differences! And Yosuke's sexual orientation, apparently.)

...

((Don't mind me, I'm just dying of laughter over here.))

: Like I said, it's complicated and you wouldn't believe. Anyway, we've resting for a while. Let's set up those traps shall we?

((Oh, good morning, what did I mis-

Aw, paper hugs rock! TwT))

...Wow.

: Hey! Hurry up! We have traps to set up! You don't want me to die, do ya?