Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Come, my friends! Let us claim the warehouse for AMERICA!

: ...Thanks. You look amazing at sunset too.

Never thought you'd miss Raid and Slings going at it, did ya?

Not as amazing as the Statue of Liberty at sunset!

I don't know if I'd go that far, but it's definitely preferable to this... Aid's going to freak out over the human bits all over us, isn't he.

(You're almost as good at moment-ruining as Hot Spot and Silverbolt's random conversation about the oddity of humans amongst all the bonding.)

PFFFFT that is the most ridiculous rumor I've ever - wait.

...

...the bank?

Garry is... oh no. No no no no no.



Garry...



GARRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. I don't even know how to go about explaining it...

(Oh, crap. Though he could still make it to the warehouse in time judging by how long it took the others...)

Maybe we can get to the washracks before he sees?

(ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!)

((But of course! ;) ))

Hey...are we missing someone? I feel as if we're one short of fifty.

: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE'RE MISSING SOMEONE! GARRY IS OUT THERE AND THE MOB AND CHOPPER IS COMING!

(Nope. Ozzo never voted to send him along.)

...Oh, frag.

Alko Boom

((Psst. Whatever you do, don't smoke that cigarette that Garry left you. It's meant to be unrolled.))

(I am likely going to be late to work because of this. How do I explain that to my boss.)

(I'm not getting much sleep tonight, especially now.)

(...Don't dwell on it.)

Wait! Hey! I know the sounds of that chopper! It's BLADES! Head count! We wanna make sure we - where's Garry?!

(( Because AMERICA and tragic bishie love!))

Is he AMERICAN?

-What?! So- wait- they knew where we were? If they knew, then... They didn't come until now...

...I am going to kill all four of them.

He's one of Hot Spot's brothers- and if his knew then mine knew and- I swear to Primus...

: Wait you know the chopper? Awesome, tell him we need to go to the bank to get Garry.

He's my brother! His alternate mode is a helicopter! They must have come looking for us!

Relax Bolt. They probably got worried and came looking on their own. They probably got the distress signal we sent out before getting stuck here.

It'll be dangerous to land where he is. But don't worry, all TRUE AMERICANS can jump onto flying vehicles! I did it myself once!

http://youtu.be/tBevhMYn__Y?t=16m9s

They can all break the sound barrier and we're close enough to the Ark to be in Blades' range. We should have been out of here days ago. They just- argh.

................. Maybe Ratchet can take a look for any head injuries when we get back.

Let's hope we can. We know there's a small window of time that we have. Hopefully we can get to him.

I'm sure there's a good reason. Let's get out first, yeah? I just... If we're close enough why didn't they send Skyfire?

Garry...? W-why are you going to the cafe...?



Garry, no, come to the warehouse, we're about to be rescued!



Garry, come back...



/sobbing

Oh hey I just woke up what's up with this threWHOA

Why? :(

Also, as much fun as I had reading the Garry/Yosuke, Michael/GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is still my OTP for this round.

wait what

wait

GARRY! ;___;

: I-I, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only reason I can think of would be a major disaster, a Decepticon attack, or if he was injured... Hopefully he's alright...

(Ninja'd by update because I had to migrate to phone...)

(... uh. So. That's. Wat.)
Explain to me again how modern folk are more 'advanced'.
(You shut up.)
This would never have happened if they navigated by the stars.
(Don't mock a poor sense of directions.)
Or hearing.
(Or that.)

AMERICA sheds a tear...

(You planned that didn't you. Eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.)

I- I'm sorry, Yosuke. We tried. *pats gently and moves to Bolt* We're going home.

...He should have just come with us...

((I'm going to miss Michael. And the reason for that is HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.))

(Accurate as all fuck. Spot's sense of direction would fail even with a compass AND a GPS.)

: I-I don't understand! He was perfectly fine when we were at the bank! Why did he stay behind?! ...The cigarette!

Yeah....... I will never understand humans.

((I wash my hands of all responsibility. <.< >.>))

((... oh. Now I understand. Ah.))

((Amusingly that was actually a self-directed jab, but I guess I'd make a good Transformer XD))