Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

That's... That was where we started, Jiraiya-san.

Was there something we forgot to do there?

Well he did say he needed to go to bed....

Hey! You remembered!

(Why did I have to discover this thread when it's 150+ pages!? *sobs in a corner*)

(I'd like to sign on for that! Though I'd be a total newb and would likely get everyone killed still sounds like fun)

Pardon me. My name is Garry. You must be new here.

You could say that. Good to meet you, Garry, call me Ryoji! This sure seems like a lively place, what with the dead walking around, hahaha.

(Must find urge to add bad puns)

...Are considering doing Ryoji? If you are, then you are amazing!

(Ryoji would be my first choice, though I've love to save him for a Persona-user-only-party. Right now I'm just...spectating and getting swept into an RP by Ozzo.)

Well, it's definitely a good idea to practice before it's your turn so go nuts! Even if you don't choose Ryoji for the next round, keep him in mind.

Alko Boom, we need to save him. Now.

Oh shoot, I didn't notice. Look, we already have a pun master and his name is John. Unless you're RPing as Teddie or Istuki, try to keep the puns down to a minimum.

Whatever you do, Dameceles, do not get into a pun war with a certain JohnSheepgazer. You will rue the day.

Wait... is... is that a bishie avatar?

Oh fuck. Get him out of the water. The shippers are coming.

It's already too late Ozzo. It's too late.

You can't give up on him. He's not turned yet. Now come on, help me get him out of the water!

We've got you, Dameceles! Don't worry, we're going to help!

...Alright then. I'm ready. Are you?

Thank god you spotted that incoming danger from Shippers, Ozzo.

I thought the sword of Dameceles was hanging over his head.

'soak, though. He may be a bit wet behind the ears, but you're a real lifesaver when it comes to newbies in over their heads here in the deep end. Yep, it's sink or swim in the LP forum, but you pulled him out before the shippers had him doing the breaststroke, if you know what I mean.

... it's a bit late now, but Dameceles, meet JohnStargazer. He's the resident Prince of Puns and general pain-in-the-ass to boot.

We have failed.

I assure you, good Ozzo, any pain in your ass I cause is simply arrears of what I owe for the pains you cause me.

Although we shouldn't be talking about giving each other sore bottoms (or sore tops, as the case may be) for fear of giving the shipper's more fuel.

As such I'd best butt out before this tail comes to an unpleasant end.

John's not the main threat. We've got to get Dameceles out of the water before the shippers find him. You know they're already coming, that avatar's just blood in the water. Now come on!

Don't test me, John, I'm not above nitpicking at your grammatical errors, either. And man, will you drop your topping fantasy? We can discuss it when I'm not trying to save a newbie's ass!

...You're right. Don't worry Dameceles, we'll get you out of here safe and sound.

So much talk of hauling ass, sounds like I want to avoid getting to the bottom of this.

And hi, John, you're so punny.

Can you Alko? I'm already in so deep. Why yes, an English degree has made me fluent in innuendo.

Oh, Ozzo. Don't be like that... You know you're my tsun-shine, and I'll always be there for you when the ship hits the fans.

... Nevermind. Alko, dump him.

The Prince of Puns can save him. Or drown him. I don't care.

...Why do I even bother?

Like I said, it was too late. Anyway, back in the ocean you go!

SOMEONE doesn't read my LP~
Fapel the helpful... Sheep.. head? Fapel is a helpful thing and also a menu button.

"I can hear you. And I don't mind telling you. The bigger question here is, why would a princess run away from her kingdom in favor of trying her luck in a zombie infested hellhole with a bunch of sexy strange men? The answer is in any old story you've heard about conflict in a kingdom: The Chacellor is gunning for a take over. I learned some.. Safety precautions, call 'em traps if you want, to protect myself from her."

Thank you. We've established I dunno wtf I'm talking about.

"You thought I was helpless being the only girl, didn't you? Ahaha... You should be scared for them."

"He's really nice to me, ok!? Shut up, fraternizing is a thing I do. Besides, we're in a house, fighting off a zombie invasion, but the mood is pretty nice! Even the awkward little guy in the glasses doesn't seem as upset, and I'm getting over how much the robot looks like something Nitarou may have built in Chocowatt's image to steal my trust! "

....

"Robot, you're not a thing the Green Mage built to shank me, are you? 'Cause I take issue with that."

"Graaamps! Cooking is the only thing I'm good at! Why would you steal my thunder... And all our ingridients?"

EVERYTHING'S BETTER WHEN JOHN ARRIVES. Bonus points for John and Ozzo in the same place. JohnxOzzo=OTP.

A-Anyway. Actions. I'm supposed to do a thing.

"Are we totally sure it's ok to breech another place without assaulting? I have no idea how many zombies are anywhere. Either way, I'll help breech where ever you decide to go next. Consider me your cute, available, battering ram.

Oh and arm us. Please, benevolent Banana...

In the meantime until we breech, if there is spare time before we move, I can keep trappin' since I got distracted with Gramp's flowing silver mane earlier."

(You men are so fickle! Just because I like puns.

Also as hilarious as it was seeing you try to rush me to safety, you should click my screenname- there's a reason "Dame" is part of it.)

Well, I sea where you were coming from, Alko, but it shore does make you seem like a son of a beach to just dump her like that.

Not as bad as my old friend Sam, though. The Sam who owns a boat, not the Sam who owns a plane. You should pay attention to the difference between Float Sam and Jet Sam.

...I don't think I've ever given a like so begrudgingly in my life.

I think it's time you met the next Brokenite. Have you yet met Nerys?

I swear, watching how skittish the shippers have made you is solid comedy gold.

Welcome to the crazy, Dameceles. <3

You all ship anything and everything. Can you fault me for trying to save everyone with a bishie avatar?

Attendant, add Ozzo X Paranoia to the list, s'il vous plait.

At least paranoia doesn't hog the blankets and kick in his sleep.

Ozzo- I thought we had something special! You scare me, then convince me to chat with you, then try to save me from the pitfalls of Bishie shipping-
And now, all because I have softy womanly parts and can't say no to a bad pun or innuendo I'm kicked to the curb like yesterday's garbage! Y-you, tease!

Thanks! :3 I had seen the fun you guys had, but hadn't expected everyone to be so friendly except for Ozzo, that Baka!

Also just to give another warning, while I tend to favor writing male characters I am in fact, a female of the heterosexual persuasion. In fact I'm not really a slash fangirl I enjoy imagining all my favorites settling down and having fat fanbabies too much but there's no escaping Rule 34.

Wait, what? I'll take hits to my reputation, but not for kicking women to the curb.

Reading this:

is what I imagine getting tasered feels like.

Heck, I tried to save you from a fate like Nerys. You've already seen the 20-story monument the shippers erected in a day. I tried to save you.

Yet your choice in phrasing left you wide open. I think you just need your wordplay tolerance built up, Ozzo! And the more exposure you get, the better chance you have of building an immunity.

Also, I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest Persona 4 refereence *shot* What Nerys' fate was. Though indeed, you may have seen me in that 20 story monument: http://brokenforum.com/index.php?threads/ozzo-ozzo-sensation.4919/page-3#post-448368

((Ozzo, if you're saving everyone with a bishie avatar you may want to stop ignoring Jacquelle's plight

I mean, her avatar is ENJOLRAS.))

Jacquelle GET OUT OF THE DAMN WATER THIS INSTANT!

I was going to ask when I was going to get brought into this! Enjolras was a bishie before Japan even came out of isolation.

I shall chastely lower my eyes before all that is not the republic.