Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

C'est un twiste! Davi has thrown her dearest chum to the sharks!

Like a poissonous dagger, a cut most deep! Perhaps it was unintentional, a mere fluke? Or mayhaps, dear Davian, you truly lack a sole? Did you give her up like that just for the halibut? Perhaps you were tired of others carping on and on about your friendship?

Truly, it was devilfishly clever. I'm sure she'd never even breamed of it.

Salmon must stop you, before you betray again!

...you all are why I have a policy against helping.

((Pf, Javert is entirely moe, Enjolras is a bishie, Éponine is borderline yandere, Cosette is moe, Valjean and Gillenormand are oyajis, Marius is useless.

There's a reason the novel became so popular in Japan. I'm just pointing out facts...))

I must confess, I by far prefer Kate Beaton's Javert.

((Speaking of Bishie!Enj, remember when Les Mis the Anime came up?



COME AT ME, SHIPPERS))

Do you hear the shipper ship?
Shipping the beautifullest men
Those are the avatars of people
Who will not be clean again

When the bad puns start to fly
Concerning the nautile and salmons
There is a reckoning to be
When tomorrow comes

Will you come aboard the ship
Will you be silly, stand with me?
Beyond the commentaries
Is there a world you long to see?
The join in the fight
That will give you the right
To bishie

Do you hear the shipper ship?
Shipping the beautifullest men
Those are the avatars of people
Who will not be clean again

When the bad puns start to fly
Concerning the nautile and salmon
There is a reckoning to be
When tomorrow comes

Will you give all you can give
So that shipping can advance?
Some is horrified and run
Will you stay silent, take that chance?
Most bishies are Japanese men
But only a few are from France

Do you hear the shipper ship?
Shipping the beautifullest men
Those are the avatars of people
Who will not be clean again

When the bad puns start to fly
Concerning the nautile and salmons
There is a reckoning to be
When tomorrow comes!

((This didn't take me more than five minutes, counting all the edits I had to do because it was a rush job. I should be worried.))

"I dunno what's going on right now, but I think I like it. Give me all the cute men. All of them. Ozzo, John, Enjolras, Ryouji, whatever. Somebody claim my maiden heart already."

Getting back on topic with a segway from cute boys...

"Hey Minato, what's that you made? ...A really tough golf club? Neat. Might as well be classy while you're slaying the undead."

She sits down next to him with her collection of potentialy deadly objects to make traps out of, to speak with him as she works.

"Say, that note said someone's coming from outside. Do you think we might see help soon?"

She pauses and looks a little less enthusiastic as she mutter after, "Do you think we'll all seperate soon? ...Is there any reason we would meet again, I wonder?" She looks nostalgic, in a bad way. It seems like a lot of people have come into her life then left her just as quickly.

Davian Korran I love you and I would totally propose if it were not for the fact that I am very happily and monogamously married to a cat.

((That's okay, I'm in a very serious relationship with trying to find out what my thesis is. Unfortunately it's tsundere and I don't even like tsunderes.))

That's what I thought before John/Ozzo/Alko changed my stance on tsunderes forever. <3

Also I just sang the shipping song to my sister (who's a shipper) and she was like "True story, bro." PFFFT.

((Hah XD

I like your sister. She sounds like a terrifying kid.))

((Add me to your suitors. Pretty much everything you say is gold, Davian.))

Purrr.

Davian, yesterday I watched the whole of the Les Mis 10th Anniversary Concert in one go. And I still remember putting Do You Hear The People Sing on loop and singing along and also The Confrontation because man that was badass and also Stars and EVERYTHING IT WAS SO GOOD *sob*, so now I'm giggling like mad with your version. Well played. <3

((Only version I never knew, too XD. As far as expanding my horizon goes I stopped and started with TAC. But goddamnit, YES. I agree with everything you said. Confrontation and Stars kick ever so much ass. Happy Javert is happy for the weirdest reasons and chillingly adorable.

EDIT: Oh, and: the cult, it spreads.))

YESYESYESYES

And I'm pretty sure I caught Javert semi-smiling quite a bit. It made me all warm and fuzzy inside, and I'm blaming you.

((This is oddly like a conversation I had with the friend who introduced me to Les Mis. Only I was you. BLAME PHILIP QUAST, NOT ME. He does that in every bloody role he plays. Make him play a Russian gangster and you'll feel bad for him by the half episode mark.

But since I am playing my friend in this scenario, let me just break your brain as she did mine.

And now you all know why Javert is so moe in Zafehouse. He paid for his uniform doing shows like that.))

((The Confrontation was badass. That's the first one I got to load on Youtube. The during Stars it stopped to load and I had lie fifteen minutes of Phillip Quast's :3 face as Javert, because perfect time to pause. xD))

Can I get a show of hands from people who are interested in an all-Persona run? Give me what characters you plan on RPing, while you're at it.

Davian. Davian that was... that

...that was mindbreakingly moe.

/sobbing

((Better yet, all related videos for me was Playschool. Except THE CONFRONTATION from TAC and him doing STARS from Night of a Thousand Voices in 2010.

Which I am listening to now. He's still got it.

/derail.))

I would kill to get to see him live.

...well, with that I most likely mean sulking and pouting until I got to, but it's basically the same.

Yes alright, I'll stop derailing for now.

The LAWR does not derail!

Thread, you're no longer a child.
I do not doubt you mean it well.
But now there is a better topic!
Who cares about your derailed fun?
There are zombie games to be won.
Philip Quast doesn't matter at all!

... That's a-
You have a pet sheep!? <3

Aah, hey there little buddy~! I didn't think I'd find anyone else that could actually talk to animals here!
*... Kikari suddenly seems occupied by petting Fapel...*

...
Eh?

Hang on, no! Is that why you've been giving me so many weird looks?!
I'm not-- I was built by a man named Alec, not a green mage - I'm not a replacement or assassin or anything! I just sort of happen to be robotic!
Please don't be so suspicious of me... I just want to be friends.

...
Aah, she's already gotten busy with Minato instead...
So, er, we're going breaching again? Yeah, the factory next door should be relatively safe. But I'll come along, just to make sure, so don't worry about getting hurt.

PATTENTEDLY NOT TRUE. EVER.

"Actually, I speak English perfectly fine. Don't midn Princess, she's been through some trauma. She's got a short attention span, so she doesn't usually hold on to anger long. She's already coming around to liking you. Don't be afraid to ask her if something's on your mind. She'll be glad to talk."

"Hm? Is Fapel tutoring the robot? Say robot-guy, you have a better name than that, right? We haven't been introduced."

Ah, so that's it? I guess it makes more sense than her being able to talk to sheep.
Even if she doesn't mind, it's weird to ask some things from strangers, especially if they might be mad at you, you know? So I'd rather not.

... *Glances over to Princess*
Ah? Yeah, my name's Kikari - I thought I introduced myself already but oh yeah, short attention span ... maybe I didn't. It's nice to meet you either way, I hope we can be friends! Now that the, er, whole assassin-impostor misunderstanding's been taken care of.

((I'd give my opinion about the new group but last time I did that Pips ;_; so I'll just shut up.))

"Kikari then. I, uhm, I'm just Princess. It's nice to meet you too. I'm sure we can be friends! As long as nothing traces back to Nitarou, we're nothing but friends! ...She's good with machines, you know." Well, Princess is still nuts, but not accusing Kikari of anything anymore.

I-I'm not built by her, really. My dad's name is Alec! But either way, it's nice to meet you, Princess!
Good with machines, huh? Hey, I heard you talking about a Chocowatt earlier, did she make him?

(Aww, why not? I'm gonna have a lot of fun with Kikky. :3 Unlike Pip who didn't give a damn about two teammates dying, Kikari's VERY socially oriented and tries to befriend everyone, so he won't take it well at all when those around him get hurt.
I even pre-prepared an avatar for if he ends up hurting someone and his sub-sequent freak-out. :D)

((Well, I said I really liked the new group. Mentioned reasons. Then Cao died. Then Dist and Song. Then infection. Then death and madness.))

"NO! God. No. Wattson is a lucky cat. He's also the mascot for a moving company. Anyway, he helped me solve a not-murder, impress a prince with my not-knowledge, and he was just the best. If he was here now, he'd solve all our problems! That chocolate boy is brilliant."

Cool story, bro.

...
You...
thought I was an impostor of a cat mascot ...?
A lucky, crime-solving chocolate cat mascot good at trivia?

I... er... I'm not quite sure if I should be flattered or offended. ... Thank you, I guess ...?
*Kikari appears to be confused...*

Princess used Babble! Kikari became confused!

"ChocoWatt pretty awesome. If you turn out to be half as awesome, you're amazing."

At least it wasn't Babbling Brook; then it would cause confusion AND be super-effective.

Okay, I'm a bit confused on everybody's actions, so... here goes.

Squishxd /Minato wants to breach the right factory.
CuteCat /Kikari wants to breach the right factory.
Teddybear of Death /Princess wants to help breach no matter where.
EvilFuzzy9 /Jiraiya wants to breach the starting house, presumably to finish searching it.
Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi wants to watch.

I think that's it? Can I proceed with this set of actions?

Should I be running for my life now?