Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Ah... well...
I'm not made of chocolate and there probably aren't any crimes to solve, but... I'll do my best! I'll at least make sure we all get out of here okay!

(Ana - that ... sounds about right but also very weird, not sure what's going on with the logic there. I can vouch for the factory trio at least!)

Waaaait wait wait wait wait. Guys. Are you seriously going to breach so dispersedly? You should, if possible, stick together. You don't want to end up Umazes, do you?

(At least, Jiraiya would be going to the house we've already been in which is empty, so he wouldn't be in danger. But he also has a 1 in searching so there's literally nothing he can do there and I'd prefer if he came with us to the factory instead.)

Umazes was killed in the bathroom
Only Ayumu came
Well, that was lame
What to do?
This game is hard enough when you're five
But you guys are four now
Are barely just four now
I'm not even sure that Spar counts...

(No, I didn't go re-read the musical to correct typos last night at ALL.)

Well, too bad you're not him so you can't control him! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UPDATING NOW.

I could've been a dick and sent Princess to breach with Jiraiya since she was wishy-washy and didn't specify where she wanted to breach in case people decided to breach different locations, but I went easy on her since it's her first time. So I sent her with Minato and Kikari to the factory instead. Rest assured that I won't be this lenient next time.



Jiraiya breaches the starting house without much problem.



The factory went down quite easily as well.



Food:
57 ingredients and 16 snacks.

Tsk, tsk, look at that horrible formation. This is what happens when you don't co-ordinate properly. For shame.

Teddybear of Death Squishxd EvilFuzzy9 CuteCat Shelby Darlene

((At least the mob's not likely to show!

Teddy's gone to sleep, so you may have to wait a bit for her actions. Unless she made trapping if-not-breaching her general action?))

Taking out all your frustrations with Nitarou and Daddy on the zombies, are we? ;)

I think that's what she did, yeah. I think.

Aah, so there were zombies here after all...
You're both okay, right? Princess seems able to fight for herself, what about you Minato?

I actually didn't expect them to attack, but... Since they're zombies, they'll come back to life sooner or later.
Maybe one of us should try to put them outside before that happens. I'm going to search around a bit -- there may be more of them hiding.

(100% searching, specifically.)

WELP. As long as Jiraiya's at the house, he might as well search it to 100%.

They still can however..
...Ana,permission to cackle like a witch?

((I never thought about it before, but it's mildly disconcerting you always find the painkillers in a pool of blood.))

Permission granted.

As to be respectful to Teddy, I shall simply link to it.
Also, thank you kindly, Ana.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A bit buried under the rest of the madness awesomeness thread, but *raises hand* I'll stand by Yu.

((It'd be really fun to see a themed run, so I hope the Persona thing will happen even if I haven't the foggiest idea who anyone is.))

Thanks, John! So far, these are the characters that have been claimed:

Yosuke - Alko Boom (But you're not necessarily going to use him in the all-Persona run?)
Yu - JohnStargazer (You know that if you use him, I'm going to expect Yosuke/Yu homoerotic subtext, right? Don't betray my expectations now.)
Naoto - Squishxd (Thanks, DK!)
Ryouji - Dameceles
Kanji - vayaviya
Yukiko - Dead

Did I miss anybody/anybody else want to join in on the all-Persona run?

((I am so helpful.))

You're thinking of Squish!

...and I got ninja'd by DK.

((Fear my inter-thread search skills!))

(Still working my way through the P4 anime, but if no one else steps forward...)

You should totally RP Ryoutarou. Dojima, not Wakatsuki. XD Wait what I totally do not ship Dojima/Yu what are you talking about

((I've no idea. But since this run would contain at least one newbie if Damecles is up for it that means we're pushed forward again, right?))

... Are you asking me to incest?

Hmmmmmmmmm. Not sure yet. I'm leaning towards no at the moment. I don't want Squishxd to go two runs in a row because (1) that'd be unfair to people who're waiting and (2) it'd probably be a little exhausting to participate in two runs back-to-back... Also Alko Boom just got off his run too. So I'm thinking that I'm probably going have your group go first before we do the Persona run. If that's fine with Dameceles , of course.

Hey, just be glad I didn't ask you to do Nanako. Actually, having Nanako would be really cute. If Ib joins we could have an all little girls run with her, Mary, Ib, and... I'm sure there are other little girls we can throw in there.

((... Didn't someone claim Kanji at some point, or am I just imagining things?

Also GDI, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GO TO BED. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STOP SLEEPING ALTOGETHER (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻))

((Before the fight:))

... I was trying to make a better gun.

(> You indicate to the discarded pistol, before quizzically turning your attention to the hardened golf club in your hands.)

This is not a gun.

... I have no idea how that even happened.

....

... I once signed a contract with a creepy old man made a promise to always follow through with whatever choice I make to the end, so I'll at the very least make sure to stick with you and the others until we're safe.


((AFTER THE BATTLE that Minato was completely useless in))

... Ah.

Sorry for spacing out like that; I was still unsure whether or not what we were facing were just people with Apathy Syndrome. I'll clean up the corpses over here to confirm my suspicions.

Also, I can't help but feel we got off on the wrong foot earlier; I was still disorientated with everything going around.

Let's try to get through this in one piece!

> ...?!

> A mysterious voice rings in your head...

Thou art I... and I am thou...

Thou hast established a new bond...

It brings you closer to A BAD END the end...

Thou shalt be blessed when creating Personas of the Temperance Arcana but it's not like it will help you here...

(> You have established a new Social Link!)

... Is it just me, or are the voices in my head getting more and more snarky every time this happens?

((So many Social Links, so little time... hurry up and fight so I can reverse/break you already!))

((Got it! I'm mostly asking because I'm having a friend visit me in her winter break from this Friday evening until Wednesday, so my forum time might be limited.

This means every single one of your lot BETTER stay alive until Wednesday so I can claim my spot.

Also, Squish, your Minato RP is hilarious XD))

...oh yeah! vayaviya did! *adds to post*

((If Dameceles wants to go in the next run, and there's more than enough people, I'm more than happy to step down and watch.

My only request is that if someone else claims Naoto, they use the timeskip version because HOT DAMN.))

EDIT: image should be slightly less spoiler-y!

...is that the spin-off manga featuring Naoto or something? Gorgeous. ALSO I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING IMPORTANT. Everybody who's going to be RPing Persona 4 click on this spoiler, the rest of you SHOO.

Squishxd JohnStargazer Alko Boom vayaviya Dameceles

((A spin-off novel!

It's supposedly set one year after Persona 4, but I'm calling bullshit. Where the hell did all that hair come from!?))

EDIT EDIT: RE: Anabanana's request:

: I hope those kids can stay in one piece until I get back to them, but if there's anything here that we can use to get out of this town alive... *sigh* Can't summon, can't use rasengan, can't even do a simple clone jutsu... Damn, this is just one big clusterfuck, isn't it?

Has no one in this thread learned of a marvelous invention called wigs?

((You mean Philip Quast didn't turn his natural hair grey over an hour through the power of acting? I HAVE BEEN UNMANNED.))

Ah, don't worry about it! I figured you were disoriented. Teleportation sickness, and into a place like this no less... Who wouldn't be?

You don't have to fight these people if you don't want to, but don't be afraid of hurting them. As I said, they come back to life after a while, so unless we cut off their heads or something they'll be fine. I'll do my best to protect you, either way!

....?
Maybe I should pretend I didn't hear that...

(As soon as we start fighting among each other, everything's gonna go straight to hell isn't it? Looking forward to it!)

After some thoughts I think I will join the all-Persona run as Yosuke.

An all little-girl run? Can we handle this madness?

just be glad I didn't do a "this is sparta" joke

I'll even put my little sister in as herself. <3

(Her response to me telling her that: "Fuck you.")
(Followed by sobbing and "Seriously, please don't do that. No. Just. No.")

WOOOOOOOOOOO Alko! Although a Yosuke encore would be awesome, it's be even more awesome if you had that Persona cast grow playagirlplayagirlplayagirlplayagirl. Can I also say Kanji and Naoto surviving zombie together is like a dream come true?

This is completely fine with me! :D I can wait.

Little girls run! I'd want to play as Maiko Oohashi since she's just so spunky. And I headcanon that she moves to Inaba and is friends with Nanako.

Also Ozzo, while Ana wants to get her incest freak on, having an adult in their late 30s with a bunch of teenagers could be really fun IMO. But he's not the only optional adult! There's also Takeharu_Kirijo a badass with an eyepatch, and President of the company that deals with occult technologies.

But...but... Naoto and Kanji! ;-; And uh, I really have no mighty need to be next or anything, it'd just be fun for a all-Persona character run, to see who gets eaten by zombies like Yukiko.