Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

I'm so excited~

Our new home looks so empty. Let's decorate the house in a fun way!

(OOC: Super pleased about Mary but WTF IS UP WITH THIS SAUSAGEFEST?)

Sorry Ozzo, I don't speak Mary. You'll have to translate that for me >_< Is that like... barricade the house loudly and quickly?

I'm not sure if Knockout technically has one, but yeahhhh... (at least it makes spreading rumours easier!) :D

Hey, this time you guys should avoid spreading a rumor that two of you hate each other. Maybe that will let you get a few things done before the broken limbs start piling up from inter-group roleplaying. Er, I mean, drama.

Wait, what am I saying. You should totally spread a rumor that Mary directed a film that all men hate. That would be the power-gamer play, here.

Let's hang things on the windows, and the doors, and the floor! New things to catch them!

Oh, TRAPS. Experimental traps. Gotcha.

I love that I've done this to you.

I'll join Andrew in searching for anything useful.

I don't know. I guess I'm RPing as myself. We also have a Decepticon and some fellow who plays a card game.

Maybe next time I'll RP as a Centurion mech.


BOOM! DEAD ZOMBIES!

I think you're talking about this:

Best rumour ever, right? :D

It's already starting D:

THAT IS THE WORST RUMOR STOP IT.

Wait I'm supposed to be a Decepticon.

Totally. That is clearly the winning play. Hey, how many broken limbs can someone get in a single turn from inter-party violence?

Eh, the most I've ever seen is one. That, or a concussion. But you forget that people will keep starting fights if they hate each other. By the way things were going in the last playthrough, I'd be more worried about people running out of limbs to break.

I'm pretty sure that's not something we need to worry about, here!

Oops! Let's make tried and true decorations! Then our house will look like all the other houses....

//is so volunteering for next time. First time watching this thread and already I am hooked. Let's watch this trainwreck happen >:}

Pfft, everyone knows if you want to kill zombies, you should RP as a Hatchetman or a Firestarter.

Experimental traps can actually be really useful if you want to kill hordes of zombies. Sometimes it's worth weighing the risk and benefits to decide whether or not you should make experimental or regular traps. Keep in mind that every building has a limited amount of space in which to put traps too, so you need to plan accordingly.

I disagree.

THIS is WHO we want

I'm not - I don't think he'd be too big on the 'killing' part of the zombie killing plan, NSIW. Also, he's sort of dead. Well, regenerated, as it were. That might be a bit of a kink in the plan.

I'd describe myself as medium paced, upright, and 50 tons though.

(Holy shit, engineers are useless in this game!)

(IC reply to OOC comment): Ha! These foolish fools never suspected that this mustache is fake!

Anyway, since they've revoked my medical license, I'll be taking up another passion of mine, DIY weaponry! I will attempt modify the quietness of our stuff!

Unfortunately, quietness is not a thing you can modify. Would you like to try again? :D

I'm now picturing a sledgehammer wrapped in gauze, with cotton balls glued to every striking surface, for those pillowy-soft skull crushes.

(oops! So what can I modify?)

Modify item, focusing on any/close combat/assault/sniping/cooking/barricading/demolition/engineering capability.

Of course, some of these become unavailable depending on what stuff you currently have. You don't have any demolition or barricading tools in your supply list at the moment, for example. Your best bet would be trying to modify close combat/assault/sniping since the handgun is the only thing left that's worth modifying right now (I'd put my money on sniping, since the handgun has only 1 star for it, but any of that should be good).

If you ever need to look at that again, just refer to the opening post, which now contains links to the first turns of both runs, with all the actions and relationship info and stuff. :D *thumbs up*

Oh, wait, I just realized: since Mary is already making traps, you don't have any tools left to modify with. There's only one spanner, which can be used by only one person. Also, scraps are used for both modifying and trap-making, so you're going to have to split the limited scraps we have between the both of you, and we don't have any demolition tools with which to break apart furniture for scraps. The best course of action, IMHO, would be to focus on either modifying OR trap-making, not try to do both at once. You CAN do both, it just... won't be very efficient. The modification will take a few hours to complete at the very least, and by that time you might want to move on.

Conclusion: You are all doomed.

(oh god, my best and only skill shares resources with Mary's best skill?? We're doomed)

Oh well, guess I'll watch...HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIE! Oh wait, no. It was just a thrash can. My bad.

You know, there's some innate hilarity in Knock Out saying he 'doesn't like the look of' someone. Cause given how vain he is...

My rims are only 21 gauge.

That is just shameful. No wonder he doesn't want to associate with you.

Someone should have shoved Prime in this.

...Now I'm trying to picture an all-Decepticon run.

...

It would not end well.

Likely not. Megatron, Starscream, Knock Out, Breakdown and Soundwave

My vote is on Soundwave or Megatron.

PSSST

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER BUYING THE GAME SO YOU CAN LP THAT RUN :D

ONLY IF SOMEONE ELSE FRONTS ME THE FIFTEEN BUCKS.

I have auto repair bills and medical bills and not being evicted bills to pay.

I'm quite strongly considering buying the game, most likely once my Christmas leave kicks in. Because what better encapsulates the Christmas spirit than the living dead?

Ctu... luhuhuhu... that Lovecraft squid thing, apparently.

This should be absolutely hilarious to watch.

Just caught up! Sorry for the like-spam, guys. Had to let you all know how awesome you all are (so maybe you won't hate each other so much ;—;)

Also volunteering myself as a character for the next round, but until then I shall just wait in stony, horrified silence...