Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

((In related news FUCK THAT CAR. I have literally searched every single building but the library now. I have so many car parts I am choking on them. FUCK THAT CAR, FUCK THE LIBRARY, RUN OVER.))

I know, I'll get around to reading the awesome runs sooner or later. And poor Davian and her fucking library. xD

((I just KNOW if we run Classic Mode after this the rescue location is going to be the library and I am going to.... rewrite a song in anger or something. STUPID evil library. ZD has profaned that location most dear to me.))

(Woah, I had no idea you could make his helmet that accurately. Kikari looks like this, though I find his current clothes amusing. Trying to pass for a human maybe?)

... Saw anyone?
I didn't, but I'll tell you if I see anyone while looking around, alright?

This place sort of makes me uneasy, too... I understand not wanting to stay. For now, just keep watch for us okay? We'll get out of here as soon as possible.

/SCREAMING

JESUS FUCK CUTECAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

looks pretty cool though

: You alright, Amanohashi? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Also I just re-read/skimmed the end of Pips and Amano's run (thanks to somebody going on a like-spree), so this is even more horrifying to me. Holy shit.

Oh god no, Pip! Oh Pip... This is brutal.

^(Between Squish's Chibi's and CuteCat)

*maybe I'm better off just staying dead....*

((About the like spree, I may or may not have gushed a bit to Antiqua about how she needed to read this. Because Javert was in it.

Cat, WHY. WHY DO YOU MAKE US FEEL THESE THINGS?))

So Javert's getting the next Harem then?

... Wait I'm not dead? I'M ACTUALLY ALI



....

HEY BUDDY!

(Trust me, Javert doesn't need the help. He had fangirls before I was even born. I'm younger than the musical even. And what is-)
-Fire.
(What?)
Kindly hand me the thrower of flames. This situation can be remedied.
(Oh for the love of God...)

I know that feel DK, I know that feel.
Have a virtual hug?

((T^T *sniffle*

Thanks ^_^))

I do not actually know that feel, but let me join in the hug because we are probably going to suffer from librapocalypse sooner or later because I love you all.

In case you're wondering about that black splosh of ink, it apparently happens now whenever we find a car part.



Princess is doing quite well at playing mechanic. I switch her over to trap when she's done. Minato is failing at barricading though, and not for lack of tools or barricades. Jiraiya refused to help him despite having 4 breaching stars, and instead chose to perv on schoolgirls keep watch with Amanohashi instead. (Or maybe it was because he felt something was up with Amano? Who knows...)



And we found a radiator, one of our required car parts, in the very last hour of search. Figures.



So that's three down, two more (and the map) to go.



Also, your relationships look lovely now, thanks to Minato and Kikari levelling up their social link. <3



Minato's hungry right now though, since you've been stuck there almost the entire day without food. Y'all might want to move on soon.

Teddybear of Death Squishxd EvilFuzzy9 CuteCat Shelby Darlene

((It took me ages, embarrasingly many, to realize the splotch meant I found a part. Far me it for me to presume, guys, but there is a diner right next to you.

Upupupu~))

The pedocipal and the onanist, huh. That's quite a plot twist right there.

Let's hope that Pip doesn't come back from the death in a rush of yandere fury. :D

Alright, that's the last one... We just need a new tire and a fuel pump now. Maybe in one of the houses ...

... Eh? You're hungry?
We're... out of food? That's not good. There's a diner right next door; I'll go investigate it. If there aren't a lot of zombies, we should be able to break in pretty easily, but I'd rather make sure... Everyone stay safe until I get back.

((I have a feeling this will end up very much like Wynne's Nightmare in DAO.

"Nooo, don't leave ussss... we don't want to be alone..."))

I have a feeling that I'm going to end up sobbing because of Pips again this round, but for entirely different reasons.

I keep thinking that's sonic...

yandere pip <3

: What, hungry already? Hmph... kids today. No discipline at all.
...Well, I guess it can't be helped. That diner next door should probably have some food.

: So I'll help you breach it.
...Don't read anything into it, though. A runt like you needs all the help he can get. I can't have you dragging me and the others down with your empty stomach.

(Ideally the breaching will be done as a team.)

(also i have somehow started writing jiraiya as tsundere towards minato PLZ SEND HALP)

Hey, don't go breaching! We don't know how many zombies could be at the diner, it might be a death trap. That's why I'm going to check it out first... Try to be patient for a little bit longer, it shouldn't take long. But if there aren't a lot of zombies, we can go breach. Just wait until I've made sure, okay?

Would you like to wait and do something else until CuteCat finishes investigating? Or would you like to breach it right away? I can't send two people to breach AND investigate at the same time.

So, I got a little curious after reading that and googled "Jiraiya/Minato yaoi".

I was not disappointed. <3

Whoo responding to things that happened while I was at work.

Go watch Beast Wars. A good third of the show, at least in the beginning, is Scott McNeil arguing with himself. I will recommend all of the Transformers series eventually. Except Kiss Players. We don't talk about Kiss Players.

I'm both sad and a little horrified. The urge to hug and comfort a zombie isn't exactly a sign of a good sense of self preservation, is it?

: So you want to do recon on the place first? Not a bad idea. And while you're doing that, I suppose I can help secure the location. If this is going to be our primary base of operations, then we'll want to fortify it as much as possible.

(EDIT: THAT MEANS BARRICADING)

(Okay, so what happened? School wifi hates pictures.)

We finished searching the factory, found the truck, found three truck parts, installed two of them. Also zombie!Pip is stalking you, but apparently he backed down because Jiraiya joined you on watch. Now CuteCat is going to investigate the diner to see if there are a lot of zombies there because Minato's hungry. Your default action is watching so I'll keep you on watch while Kik investigates, so if you want to do something different speak up now. :D

(... While Pip investigates? Investigates Amano, you mean?
And yeah, Pip started talking to Amano while he was watching. (In the picture he says "Amano" "where are you going" don't leave me alone") Though, he backed off once Jiraiya appeared.)

Ahahaha, I meant Kik. Sorry, it's just that Pip is haunting my daymares at the moment, thanks to you. <3

((You might want to bold your actions so that you're not "Accidentally" sent breaching the place.))
It's probably the hunger getting to me, but I keep hearing this voice quietly rasping at us.

... Nevermind, it's probably just one of those voices in my head again.

I'll stay idle stand by until Kikari comes back from the scouting mission. I'll trust in his judgement and assist in whatever plan he'll come up with.

EDIT: ... Although, if we're expected to stay at this place for a bit longer than usual...
(> You turn your attention back to that silenced handgun, its lack of modifications almost mocking you.)

((Also, I've been roped into work again, so use the default actions I've listed back in page 160.))

I investigate the diner, and since there aren't a lot of zombies there I go ahead and breach. Also Princess seems to be making good progress with forming her harem of beautiful and not-so-beautiful men.



Sorry, Minato, for some reason you chose to modify the baseball bat instead. Sorry. You know what? If you really want to modify the handgun, you should choose to modify for sniping instead of close combat or assault. That way you're at least guaranteed to choose a firearm, though whether or not it'll be the handgun is up to the RNG's mercy.



And we finally finis- wait, Minato's still hungry?

Wait, don't tell me...



Aha... ahahaha... ha...



Fuck you too, game. Fuck. You.

Teddybear of Death Squishxd CuteCat EvilFuzzy9 Shelby Darlene

It's simply marvelous to watch you all get the short end of the spoon.

It's just. It's the diner. Why the FUCK is there no food in the diner. I just. I can't.

This game. Just... this game.

((This may or may not be why I was cackling a bit earlier. Because there's never any food in the diner. If I were you, I'd try a store instead ^_^))

I'm laughing so hard right now. They are screwed if they don't get food.

: No food? Seriously? Tch. Damn scavengers must've cleaned the place out.
Maybe that convenience store to the north-west will have something. What do you guys say we breach it?

(seriously. WTF game -- no food? I call shenanigans.)

(Edit: Also, I will be leaving for work in not very long, so refer to default post-breach actions if I am unavailable.)