Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

They had some sort of connection to the planet -- they could talk to it, and heal it. Or something like that, anyways. I have a memory like a leaky sieve.

Ah, cool to know!

DK, can you talk to the planet?

Canada is like Budget-AMERICA, so it's still better than every other country save AMERICA.

((I talk to furniture a lot. Usually when I need to work out causalization chains. Does that count?))

(What's the furniture made of? Like, wood, or plastic, or metal?)

Eh, good enough. We'll just pretend those chairs have tiny little ecosystems of their own and orbit the Table Solar System.

I hope my monitor likes milk because I just spit a big ol' mouthful of it all over. Curse you, Ana!
Edit:

Irony! And I almost did it again. Stop it!

Is this when we give DK a pink ribbon?

And a Macguffin that no one will know DK has until it's too late she has to use it.

((This pigeon thing is me
I saw it in a glance
A hatoful pigeon
This title is my chance

Why should I spare my hide
Why should I claim it wrong
When I have come so far
And liked posts for so long?

If I post, am I condemned?
If Fatbird comes, am I damned?

Who am I?
Can I truly be, hatofully
Pretending to date birds, my destiny?
This title under Javert's face
That mark me in this strange new place
Who am I?
Can I conceal myself forever more?
Pretend I'm not the title
I held before
Must my name until I die
Be the acronym for where I live?
Should I lie?

How can I ever face the bearded men?
How can I ever voice Javert again?
My soul belongs to him, I know
I made that bargain long ago

He gives me words
When words are gone
He makes me post here on and on
Who am I?
Who am I?

I'M JEAN VALJEAN

Wait, what were we talking about, again?

*ahem*

Breaching, car parts, clues. Carry on. My avatar is trying to strangle me.))

DK, will you marry me? I am perfectly ok with sharing you if you want your own harem.

...DK did you look her theme song up because the lyrics could fit to the melody.

(Aaaaand done. Now I feel like a goddamned creeper, but at least I am in the spirit of *~Valentine's day~*. Forgive me, Ana.)

/clapping forever at DK

That... that was beautiful. You're beautiful.

((I did not. I just mangled Who Am I?, one of Valjean's solo numbers from the musical. I may have done this specifically to troll my own avatar because I didn't have much sleep last night and it amuses me.

But if it does fit, all the better XD))

...why am I suddenly a twin? Are you cheating on me with me, Kanny?

Also DK I love you and you should totally post that in the "Custom user titles" thread. If you're too shy I will totally do it for you.

EDIT: Also that avatar Kanny HNNNNGGGGHHHH I'm falling in love with you all over again <3

Damnit, Davian, save some likes for us, you glutton!

((It's... I... um... it's just a five-minute job, a-a-are we really sure it won't break somebody's brain or... um... things?))

EDIT: NINE ALERTS IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO TYPE THIS, WHAT.

Nah, it's gorgeous <3 I say go for it. It's high time we spread the glory of your musical genius to the other parts of the forum. *thumbs up*

((If I get eaten, I am blaming you. *deep breath* Okay, here goes...))

We all hide in the woodwork just to jump out and like your posts when you least expect it! :D

And now I have to go. Beware of the like spam when I get back after this weekend, guys!

((I'm going away six days tomorrow evening. If I don't break the forum when I get back I am doing it wrong.))

Just so you can hear for yourself here you have her normal theme that you can hear in game.
YT comments contains spoilers because YT comments sadly always contain spoilers.

Here is the vocal edition of it that was featured on a bonus disc.
I think the lyrics fits this one the most TBH.

Nah, it's just another peel for you. I kinda mauled the other one... I'm a bit passionate when it comes to that. Of course, you already know that, don't you.

Well, it is almost Valentine's day and I'm not sure if I'll be here that day, so... <3

AND NOW THE ZAFEHOUSE ARMY SHALL GO AND LIKE THE HELL OUT OF THAT POST

And then Davian reposts it for twice the likes. We can never win.

((I wish I really was that clever. I truly do.

And maybe I am and this is some spectar... spectavu... fucking hell... cagfjigjb. Now I can't spell anymore.

... spectacular double bluff. Tripple bluff now, I guess.))

Oh, Kanny, you're always so impatient.

But that's what I love about you. <3

Wait a minute, so we're an ARMY now? PWAHAHAHA oh god can it be called Anabanana's Army?!

Wait you mean it wasn't called that already?

((Relevant.

;My brother is a big Sabaton fan.))

Hey Ana, remember that project I'm working on for the group? ;)

Think DK can help?

OMG. I've never heard that band before but I loved the song so much I had to do this. Behold, the Anthem of Anabanana's Army!

Hide from the main forum, choose to appear when it suits you
Claim you're just, killing zombies and mobsters
Like, when you choose to like, hide in spoilers when you're hunted
Like a gif spawned from hell, utilizing feels

Chosen by Lum or Elyscape insane?
Stand up and show me your face!

Suicidal, in a trance
A banana army
Like without an avatar and hide in the crowd
Call it holy, call it just
Authorized by forum
Leave your broken as they die, and call it Lum's will

Run when it's time to like, fear consequence of your action
Reappear, when you're almost forgotten
Dream of a world of LPs, yet you cause love and destruction
Like your own, a response of your actions

Chosen by Lum or Elyscape insane?
Stand up and show me your face!

Suicidal, in a trance
A banana army
Like without an avatar and hide in the crowd
Call it holy, call it just
Authorized by forum
Leave your broken as they die, and call it Lum's will

Captured in all your likes, feels are in your eyes
Creature who's gone insane, your war is in vain
Trapped in a cage of likes, we'll destroy your thread
Consequence of your action

Chosen by Lum or Elyscape insane?
Stand up and show me your face!

Suicidal, in a trance
A banana army
Like without an avatar and hide in the crowd
Call it holy, call it just
Authorized by forum
Leave your broken as they die, and call it Lum's will

((Ana, that is beautiful, and he'll be glad to know I am spreading something 'constructive' for once XD. Sabaton base their songs on historical battles which is enough I find them amazingly cool, even if it's not usually my genre.

SUICIDAL, IN A TRANCE
A BANANA ARMY

I should go rouse him from sleep with this.))

Is there context for that image?

Do I need context?

I agree with the idea.

-just noticed this while checking back on actions and stuff- Eh, I don't think it's meant to be derogatory. If you read Dan Lawrence's magnificent sangry grognard post that inspired it, it's more of an in-joke about how the two "factions" interact and react to each other than "oooh LP folks are weird oooh". I mean, Lizard King got portrayed as LITERALLY a lizard with a crown. If it's mocking something, then it's mocking BF in general. Don't take it so seriously. ;)

Also the update will be up shortly.

((Uh guys, I know we won't find the map in those houses, but aren't we forgetting something regarding parts?))

((Also, did anyone mention to maybe assault the bar befo--))

((... Nevermind, then. Carry on.))

You're too late! *cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle*

(("And then, when she died-"
"-How did she die?"
"-She breached without assaulting.")

(The problem is that uh... We sorta suck at searching!
I'm halfly looking for clues on where we can find our remaining parts, to be honest. It'll take weeks to find the pieces if we have to search everything blindly, I mean those are a lot of houses. If we can narrow it down even a little, it'd help a lot...
And now I'm worried about the bar too. It'd be quite some timing if someone died after we just basically had a group pep-talk.)

You all make a sadist's heart swoon. ;)