Discussion in 'Strategy games - Strategy and Tactics' started by Anabanana, Dec 1, 2012.
THE TIE HAS BEEN BROKEN
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS LP'S HISTORY, LIMBS WILL BE CUT OFF IN THE GORIEST FASHION POSSIBLE!
WELP. Better prepare the death post.
Jiraiya's one of the Rowdy Ruff Boys; he ain't dyin' that easy!
Princess... Princess stop... PRINCESS NOOOOOOOOO!
Ha... hahaha... hahahahahahahahaha...
Princess, you're a fucking monster.
I don't blame Kikari or Minato. Not one bit. Say, who was it that shipped Princess/Minato again? Oh,
Teddybear of Death? What do you have to say for yourself? >:( Seems like
Squishxd are the only sane ones around here sometimes.
...Well I'm glad that we didn't have to deal this.
I'm laughing so hard right now.
Oh, and this is what
CuteCat/Kikari looks like right now, by the way.
Now, you see, if Princess hadn't erred....
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
why is this
this can't be happening
this can't be happening
Why, why... we ... no, no no no, we ... you ...
Oh god... oh god why did you ...
don't... don't - don't ...
History is repeating itself again, I see.
Amanohashi is going to end up with an entire harem of cute ghosts.
Fuck, this had repercussions on Teddy. orz Also, I'm a little bit sorry, Evil! I won't resent you if you curse me and bet for my death on the first round!
I mean, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahah. Hah. *clears throat*
Is death the usual outcome of this dilemma?
: Heh... So this is how it ends... What a pitiful death... ha... haa...
You guys...take care of yourselves...
Princess... lead them well... it's what you were born to do...
Kikari... don't let sadness stop you... you're a good kid... it'd be shame for them to lose you...
Amano... watch out for them... and yourself...
...do your best to live up to that name... the Yellow Flash... if you even have a fraction of his talent... you'll be able to get everyone out of here safely...
Ha...ha...haaa... what a shameful death for a shinobi... a fitting end to a failure like me...
...I'll see you on the other side.
(I've been waiting for this since the moment I decided to do Jiraiya. :D)
I think it depends on the person's surgical skills. There are people - more competent people - who've done this and lived. In short, it's all
Teddybear of Death's fault. Everyone, you can start throwing rotten fruit at her now. :D
It tends to be the inevitable outcome.
Kik probably would have been successful. Firefighters can generally hack them off with more success than your average person too.
W-wait... there's a surgical stat?
The ability to treat injuries is indeed a stat, IIRC.
I can attest to this. First time this dilemma, Bilbo Baggins of all people performed a clean, efficient field amputation.
(I once had the same person amputate 3 people in the same run, she succeeded in one case. So I really don't know what it depends on...
And uh, let's have Kikari try and tend to his wounds. Minato could help if needed, to make it go faster and possibly give Kik a hug. He needs it.)
Oh. That stat.
...welp. At least on the bright side, you guys seem to be in a hospital.
Is it too late for me to point out that Princess only has a 2 in treating injuries?
No, it's not like it's important or anything.
Oh silly princess, this is how you do it.
The funny part being is that I imagine Princess ALMOST SUCCEEDING in the operation, even with only a 2 stat.
The thing that kills me the most is this:
I imagine Jiraiya getting infected through something akin to a paper cut, and then Princess proceeded to hack the rest of his body apart. "That's my neck, goddamnit, not my ar-blurghaghgurghgh"
I thought it was the best route... I didn't want the infection to spread... Not again... Why?
I'm so sorry.
What should we do next? I don't think my planning skills are all that good.
In which Ana makes even the most tragic of events funny.
It's kinda terrifying how Zafehouse is this constant destruction of Amanohashi's spirit.
*Kikari appears to be in too much shock to respond... He's having some trouble tending to his wounds, shaking too much.*
*... Maybe it'd be a bad idea to leave before he's calmed down.*
(augh I can't go to sleep like this
I just... augh
We had so much trouble getting into the hospital, Amano Shelby, I'd suggest you search around. Other than Kik you're the only one with a decent search stat, and we shouldn't go anywhere until we're sure we've found everything.
By the way, I'm not entirely sure whether to find it amusing or horrible that both my characters have gotten wounded to 'near death' levels. And ONLY those two! That seems to be a bit of a disturbing trend.)
Alright... I'll search for a while... Is anyone going to watch? It would be horrible if someone else got hurt.
Geez, that's what can happen if you let a survivor amputate? I am so glad I didn't choose that during my horrible experimentation with this game, I would have felt so guilty. (I got maybe 10 or so turns in and then everything kind of just... went really badly all at once. It was like an actual part of the canon the characters were from!)
Both Princess and Minato have their default after-breach actions set to watch if no one else is doing it, so I think you'll be fine. :>
So, guess what Princess did right after chopping her "friend" Jiraiya to death?
Yup, she went and hung out with Amano instead. Carefree as a pigeon. I mean, look at that smile.
That's the smile of an unrepentant killer.
Awwww. Minato hugged Kikky all better. :3 After that he had to go watch though, so Kikky had to hug himself back to full health.
Well, not quite full health.
You remember how concussions can't be treated in this game, yeah? YEAH.
Teddybear of Death
I feel absolutely horrible for everybody right now.
I kept dying from the Cute earlier; now I'm going to die from the Sad, aren't I? ;_;
Well, at least if someone else gets infected, you'll have antibiotics to make him/her last quite a bit! :'D
...don't look at me like that. Geez.
Also, I don't know if this has been asked before, but what does the trolley do anyway? Does it have any stats, or does it work as a weight capacity increaser?
I'll keep searching.
(I'm going to be quiet due to the fact my nephew is coming!)
You have only Yosuke to blame for this.
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