Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

The Phoenix Suns.

Jeez, that guy. Why do I even bother?

I think Garry's and Yosuke's particular shades look good together. It's not as if it's BRIGHT purple and BRIGHT orange, which would be horrendous. What we have here is pretty nice, actually. Okay, so maybe it's mostly the symmetry that makes me happy I mean who cares as long as they look good am I right?

You're right, Garry is pretty darn cute.

That reminds me, have some Garry/Yosuke fan art.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE NSFW THAT SHIT.

... thank you...

I'm... sorry. I feel a bit... a bit better now...
... Princess? Where are you going ...?
Please don't go anywhere, I... Please, please, one person is enough, don't leave...

Or at least let me come along... Just please...
don't go and die...!

Welp, it's settled.

CuteCat /Kikky and Teddybear of Death /Princess are breaching the place where the truck is, after which they're repair the truck and generally do whatever until the rest come back.
Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi will search the place until it's 100% clear while Squishxd /Minato cleans corpses. After that they'll breach-search the house on the west side of town until it's 100% clear, followed by the rest of the houses on the east side of town.

Update coming shortly.

((Ohgod the group's splitting up again. We have learned absolutely nothing from twenty+ pages back D8))

".........."

Princess hasn't responded to anyone since her commitment to wait at the factory or die trying. She's just shambling around outside, trying to remember the way to the factory in her fuzzy mind. Her eyes are blurred with blood and tears, and she almost blends in with the occational zombie in her current state. They don't seem to have noticed she's alive yet.

Hee. So much for "let me come along".

(Goddamnit Kik. Yeah he's dead.)

It's- it'll be dangerous- I'll... go ahead. Come on...

...
Oh, god. H-help - anyone help! Princess!!
...anyone?
Help...!!

Hey, Ana?

I think it's done.

"Ki...Ka...Ri! I have to catch up... I have to catch up! I will fight... I will fight for you..."

/slow clap

Great job, Princess. Not only did you successfully suicide yourself out of a completely unnecessary guilt trip, you just had to bring poor, kind-hearted Kik down with you, didn't you? All he ever wanted was for everybody to be safe. And you just had to ruin all his good intentions and his life in one single, selfish move.

That has probably been the most unnecessary two deaths in the history of this LP. I mean, SongBird did go to suicide in the police station, but at least soundlyParanoid was actively TRYING to screw them over. Geez. And as you can guess, I didn't spread Squishxd's rumour because, well. She's dead.

Speaking of Squishxd! What are Minato and Amanohashi doing in the factory? Hopefully they're all- HOLY SHIT JIRAIYA WHAT ARE YOU-



Seriously, folks? Did you completely forget that infected corpses always come back to life? It's a miracle Minato isn't infected. As it is...



The map suddenly feels very lonely, y'all.

Shelby Darlene Squishxd

((... Think it's time for Minato and Amanohashi to go breach the library yet?))

(This really is the best run. :) )

Also, CuteCat, if you do sign up for another round, I'll make sure to not use the 24-hour rule or put you with incompetent teammates. You've been screwed over by other people two runs in a row. Which is hilarious really, really sad. :(

Hey, if it was my fucking fault somehow all that stuff happened when I wasn't even here to defend myself, why not just go all the way then?

And I actually killed her because her relationship tanked with Kikari. That and again proven, I'm not here when you play so I'm a useless memeber. I can't handle dilemas because I'm not present. It was doomed the moment I signed up.

I didn't tell Kikari to follow me. If you want to pin 'selfish moves,' he could have been helping Minato search.


With her last bit of strength, Princess crawls to him curls up by Kikari, holding his head gently.

"Love... You."

I'm unsubscribing, so if you guys need me, tag me.

...Wow. I got nothing.

Psssst. I don't know if you've noticed, but I kinda like to RP the mean, sadistic GM around here. Also all of that was directed towards your character, not you. ;) And as I've explained before, I need to move faster on the dilemmas because I can't save during them and I've lost games that way because I left the dilemmas running too long. It's just a game, Teddy, don't take it too seriously. ;)

((... JESUS CHRIST, I GO TO BED AND THREE PEOPLE DIE. What on Earth am I going to do with you lot while I'm in lurk mode?

Anyway, Teddybear of Death, in terms of stupid things survivors have done out of inexperience in this LP I am not even sure this is in the top ten.

I might be thinking of a certain rumour that made two people hate each other so much a certain clothing cabinet got tossed at someone.))

Guilty? What is this guilt you speak of? I feel no such thing.

*sob*

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I...

-- I... can't breathe...
...
sorry I ... this happened ... I didn't mean to...
I just ... wanted everyone happy and ...
*Kikari just idly leans on Princess until it goes black.*

Teddybear of Death Don't be angry :(

Somebody needs to make a catalogue of all the stupid things players have done in this game. Of course, the stupidest decision would of course be to let me GM in the first place. <3

Those were two unrelated events! It was Oscar and Mary doing the furniture throwing, while the rumor someone spread Ozzo fucked over Snark and Vide's relationship.

((I'm fairly sure our run at worst did something slightly time-wasting.

Because I believe it might have been your first time playing Road Kill so you helped a bit on the side.))

(( Teddybear of Death Adding to DK's post, there was another run where a certain survivor managed to get themselves killed in a matter of about two turns. You are also far from being the worst member of the group.

Besides, this really was a pretty fun round to play - I enjoyed RP-ing with you. I'm so sorry for messing up your Social Link. :C))

I understand why, and it's not your fault. It's mine for thinking I could play when I'm not present to participate in game critical decisions like this. I'm not mad, I just screwed everything up by thinking I could play on my schedule. I knew better, and it annoys me. Especially since I ruined Cutecat's run after she tried so hard to help me.

None of that is why I'm unsubscribing. As soon as this run is over, the gif/embed ban is lifted and I will no longer be able to read ro keep up with anything in the thread, assuming I could anyway with multi-page derails. That's one of the big reasons besides sheer size and tiem constraints that I haven't read the other runs.

Don't worry about it, good luck guys. Longest LP will keep on truckin' long after I'm dead.

Yeah, the fuck was that Ozzo guy doing? I hated his guts, didn't you? Yeah, yeah!

(It's fine~ I have a backup this time!
:D
:D
besides, Kik was already near death, with the factory that way I don't think he could've survived any longer anyway)

No, I had tons of fun with you, don't apologize! It was interesting and I wish we had more time to RP. There isn't a thing I like more.

And Princess's hairclips are still in the hospital if Minato wants them.

CuteCat.

Your avatar.

Why ;—;

:c

((But, erm, speaking of the game screwing people over... Has anyone ever tried not letting a survivor inject the cure if, like SOMEONE I could name, they don¨'t actually need it?))

So, y'all, as fun as recent events have been, the game's not over yet technically.

Squishxd Shelby Darlene

Are we proceeding with the plan where you search current location till 100%, then breach the west house and search that to 100%, and then breach the remaining houses on the east side and search them to 100%?

Or are you going to breach the library?

((*sobbing and shaking of fist*))

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told you, Umazes! I told you you would forever be remembered as the poor sap who died in two turns! This is a newbie, a NEWBIE and he doesn't even remember your name, just that you died in two turns! AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING GAHAHAAHHEHEHEAHAHKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

This has been a fucking amazing run so far, ESPECIALLY the RPs AND the fuck ups. I mean, Ozzo the hardened cynic said you were the best run. He doesn't even LIKE my updates half of the time, so you know his praise is the real deal, man. Though that was most probably because he enjoys watching people suffer.

(It'd be so anticlimactic if they went and died in the library~
The factory's overrun too, so the least they could do is go there if they want to suicide.
By the way of course I want to go on the waitlist. Just gotta figure out a character earlier this time...)