Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

what do you mean
i thought they were all twenty one
you know, the same age as maria

Is it weird that the first question that springs to mind is where he found the wig?

I'm more curious about the dress, myself.

Sooo if Yosuke ends up dying horribly due to drunk breaching, what are we going to tell Ib? That'll be a fun thing to explain.
Seriously, going breaching when you're severely weakened? That CAN'T be a good idea!

Haha! *hic* Hahahahaha! Ya guysh 're too funneh. Cannat hold yur liqueur.
EditEdit: I'm wit Yosuke tho, on t' plan to go thru the homes ta the store. Breakin' an enterin', awways yus! *hic* Lez blow this popsicle stand!

Sssssshh-sssssshhhhh, Kanji! Yur scream 's givin' Naoto a headache! That desk... chair.. was too big! We 've bettur weapons now.

(Where's Naoto's modifiers? Or is he the only sober one? Also, I totally love that Ryoji is the best drinker, haha)

In the corner of his profile in the relationship chart I posted. :D

(Oh I see it! Uh... these stats aren't good. Is there anywhere nearby that's fortified that the gang could...sleep it off? Since we can't stay at the store...)

((Go back to the university, search to completion and fort up, then do the plan when it's less suicidally dangerous, maybe?))

Heyyy, man, don't dis the chair...that shit's got me through a loooootta fights. So many fights. Allllllla the fights.
Whoa, man, I'm gettin' reeeeeeally sleepy fer some reason...somethin' else feels weird, too, but I can't really put my finger on it.

(Edited my above RP post! I'm on board with the less suicidal plan)
Edit: Barricade- Edit: BREACH BREACH BREACH

The university's already 100% searched.

: Izzit that lipstick Yosuke put on ya? Sucha prettie pink.

((Sorry, I was going off the last image of it where it was at 58. Still, we can use it as a fort at least.))

(Is there anywhere... less searched but cleared out? Cause I would vote for that alternative too /is fickle)

You really sure you want to do this? The modifiers from drinking will most likely wear out by the time you reach the store. Like seriously. There is no such thing as a hangover in this game.

Oh, well, then... BREACHING IT IS /is so fickle

You...you think I'm preeetty? (He's not so bad lookin' himself...wait, shit, what the hell am I thinkin'?) Ohhhhh, you means the lipstick or somethin'. Riiight I...I knew that...*yawns*

: Yur prettie, Kanji. Like Yu's prettie, and Yosuke's prettie, an I'm prettie. We're prettie guys! Tho Naoto's the prettiest. I think you shuld let 'im wear yur dress!

Do...do ya think he'd do it?? I mean, i-it's not like I'd be into that kinda thing, but...prettttttyyyy. (...But he's a guy.)

C'mon, Naoto! Ya wear so much blue. Blue, blue, blue *hic* Buh ya'd look good 'n pink!

Ya suld try on the dress!

: Tch, thaat's nothinng. I-I've madde out wiiith annotheer dudde aat that other place. The place, the place...The town! I've madd out wit a dud in th other toown.

Wuz he *hic* prettie? ....wuh w-wait, otha town? 'Ave you done this b'fore, Yosuke?

: P-Prettie? Oooooh yeaaah wwas he preettie. I-I mmeeet him a-a...another twon *Hic* and weee had to fave these zom-zom... dead thhings. We-we kissed and he left me to...to lok for a girl. I'm-I'm tring to find hem.

: Oh, Yosuke...

: Tha 's jus like a movie! *hic* How romantical... Whut'll ya do when we find the prettie guy?
(and eeeeeeeeeeeeeee blushing Yosuke! This drunk RP is the best)

: I-I'll tel tha idiot not to do somtihn like tha again. A-And I migh kiiss hiim again *hic*

I am now trying to decide what Ib would do with a drunken Garry....

What shall Ib do with a drunken Garry?
What shall Ib do with a drunken Garry?
What shall Ib do with a drunken Garry?
Early in the morning!

Kissing an idiot... sounds nice. I wish I 'ad sumone t' kiss, buh my face... No one wantz ta kiss a face liik mine.
Wha wuz the idiot's name?

Feed him to the rats-
(Oh wait, maybe not that rendition)

: His nam wuz Garry. I ned to found him.

Have him breach houses 'til he's sober,
Have him breach houses 'til he's sober,
Have him breach houses 'til he's sober,
Early in the morning!

FUCK YOU I DO NOT SHIP GARRY X IB.

: I... I asssuurre you tht th'drinks were non-alc--*hic*--alcoholic. Non-alcheh... noncaholic. We nneded t'take the edge off, any. Way. Anyway.

: ....

: ... P'raps. Mebbe s'mother day.

...

: ... I 'gree with Yosske's plan.

(That semi-chibi style on Naoto kinda freaks me outin a bad way but It's hilarious for the sudden mood change. Also Drunk!Naoto trying to be logical kawaiiiiiiii)

Dieu. I leave this place behind for a triffling time and the children behave irresponsibly. Puppeteer, you will have to cease sleeping.
(No. I love you, but no. There's concessions I don't even make for masterpiece characters.)
....
(... no matter how they POUT. Anyway, the kids are totally fine. Being drunk never killed anyone. Why are you fidgetting?)
....
(... um...)
... drunken revelry is vile.
(Right. I'm not even sure where we are observing this. Are you just better at understanding TVs than Grantaire or did you get raised to ZD de factor godhood after beating RK cleanly?)
Be silent now.
(Right...)

((Incidently, I was talking to Kaneda and I know my third go is way, way, way in the future but I have kind of promised to stream Ultraviolet to her once I figure out how and I was wondering if there's any broader interest? UV got taken off youtube is why I am even considering it, because it's literally the only way I found to get a general idea of Pearse's... being Pearse.

*crawls away again*))

Hmm, where can I lure a few newbies to the thread...?

((It says a lot for what a magnificent bastard you are I didn't even hesitate to like that post.))

I would totally watch a stream if you do it!

Goddamnit, DK, Ozzo's enough of a dick already without you encouraging him!

((I'm a compulsive liker! I have a serious issue ;_; Unfortunately, though, I can't really deck him for attracting newbies because I yammer about this thread whereever I go. I dig my own grave a lot.

Jacque was interested as well, so I'm thinking so far morning my time covers everyone who's expressed interest so far. I mostly worry about the sound, but that's what I wrote my transscript for. Jack Davenport and Idris Elba LOVES muttering.))

((It is surprisingly difficult to find suitably blushing dere-dere Naoto pictures with the hat.

I really like hats.))

: By th'way, senpai, Kannjo-kun. Kanji. 'M sorry fr my behaay... beha.. th'way I acted earlier. Pink 'ligator strrap rwas cuute. Dress looks better on you thn me, too.