Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

((Point. Maybe that store up and left from the station? It's tiny, it shouldn't be too overrun. Plus Cosette sat traps when we were there last time.))

((Thinking that's much better.))

((So, after we breach the hotel, search it for one hour and rest, we breach the tiny store up and left from the police station, and use that as a staging point to assault the police station until it's safe to breach?)

We need dilemmas. Makes things interesting. :3 *goes back to quietly observing*

((QUIET YOU.

*likes post*))

Don't you think the game's response to the meaticide was enough? No, it wasn't, but at least wait until they get out of the library to jinx them, Shelby. ;~;

I am so glad (?) I never got around to betting on that.

also, I like your new avatar, Kaneda~

( Let's go with what DK says. )

So, we start by directly breaching the hotel. It's swarming with zombies, of course, but our team of OP'd Mary Sues take them down without much trouble.



That is one humongous bathroom.



We have a little R&R at the hotel and Dracula takes the opportunity to get a more intimate with the ladies. Don't let him anywhere near your necks, girls!

After that, we breach the store to assault the police station.



We didn't need to spend an extra turn breaching the store. Hurrah! And the assault goes pretty smoothly too! But then when we breach the police station...



Uh oh.

...

PFFF I'M JUST MESSING WITH YA



Yup, our team of Mary Sues can take on an entire police station with only a single assault and suffer zero injuries.

I have no fucking clue what kind of super zombie gave Dracula that concussion.



Still no clues though, I'm afraid. You still need the radio, the frequency, and the exact rescue location.

Flonne Davian Korran soundlyParanoid Jacquelle

Simon Belmont woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

((Hit dracula in the head and he'll just keep on truckin'.))

"My, Eponine, yes? That was a brilliant bit of strategy."

For some reason the first thing that came to mind was a zombie drenched in holy water.

((It might have been king zombie, making a rare out-of-dilemma appearance. Or maybe it was the Tyrant or something.)

((Or he tried to hit on any of the Sue Ladies and they smacked him through five walls, claiming a zombie did it.

My money's on Noel. Beware of the cute ones.

I know it's probably a dumb question, but what is up with that pocketed clue? Is it just lost forever? Éponine likes everyone, she liked them when she pocketed it to and I never saw it before as an event.

Also, just realized we're making Cosette sweep the floors. Fantine, Fantine forgive us. That we are making her sweep floors. It's like we're the Thénardiers. But without the faulty doors.))

Heh, thanks. You ain't so bad for an old guy. Yer mean yer never kicked anyone in the face before? Men has a lot of places you can kick...
Éponine smirks.
I ain't never seen such a big bathroom before, like in that hotel. 's a pity we can't just drown the zombie things, but it was really fun killing the bobbies! Speaking of hotel, though...
She turns to Cosette.
Gonna take a moment to strategize and then we can talk about... whatever you think's so stupid important. (She knows about the clue, doesn't she? Oh, 'ponine, you went and did it this time... but if I come clean now... they'll definitely abandon me...)
Éponine takes the map out.
Okay... seems like the zombies are to our left, right? So we should go right, we should. Wanna assault and then breach the university thing, and then breach that factory? After that, maybe go to the warehouse and breach it? If we search for one hour everywhere we go, something will turn up... right?
She takes a deep breath. Indicates Cosette.
You, if you wanna talk, talk. We can walk around if you want privacy. Old geezer, Noel, don't hurt each other while I'm not around or I'll be right angry.

((Fucking Éponine, if your clue is the rescue location or the frequency... And now I feel stupid, Ana posted the update square five minutes after I went to sleep.

High Commander Éponine will never stop being funny to me. Especially when she's an ass who pockets rescue clues.))

The rescue clue not showing up is a bug, unfortunately. It doesn't show up anywhere whatsoever.

Goddamnit, Eponine. >:(

((This is entirely my fault for picking a character who is canon known to NOT SHARE NOTES SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SHARE until she dies. This better mean Pearse will somehow be badass despite being a priest as compensation. Or as a minimum will get the pill hoarding dilemma. Goddamnit.

... wait, lost forever. So we will have to guess on the rescue location or, quite possibly, be unable to be rescued because the frequency is lost. FUCK.

No, wait, it could be some other things, like the exact rescue day, which matters less. Oh brother, I hope it's the exact rescue day.))

Well, you can still get extra clues through dilemmas, so I wouldn't worry too much about clues being lost forever. :)

((If Shelby's curse ends saving our asses, I am going to laugh until I cry. THIS GAME.

Apropos, anyone who followed Round 3 may as well share in my shame. Javert is going to murder me.))

So thanks to a bug they're missing a (possibly vital) clue.

...

The game is really punishing us for our stunt, isn't it.

You can still find the clue normally, I believe. So it's not like it's lost forever - but due to the bug, it's no more than flavortext at the moment. Not sure where you got the "lost forever" thing from...

Or maybe I'm wrong, who knows? Just search the rest of the houses and we can see whether anything's gone or not.

Yeah, that's what I thought too - that you didn't really find a clue, but the game gave you clue-finding flavor text. But who knows, maybe it IS lost forever. ;)

Our loving GM, ladies and gentlemen.

You wouldn't have it any other way.

... Neither would anyone else.

I prefer my bananas split.

This is suddenly making me hungry for a banana split.

((I prefer to assume Éponine has fucked everything up by being stupid. It is far more likely to me. And I am trained to make such inferences.))

Ate you saying you want to split, scoop, and spoon?

...now I'm hungry for a banana too. Breakfast, you know?

*sideways glance at Ana* *eyebrow waggle*

Don't go down it in one gulp now. Make every bite count and chew before you swallow.

What are you doing?

Sharing his experience with the less fortunate experienced, obviously.

Ozzo, don't tempt me to start on the pornana stuff. Just don't.

Start?

Awww, don't you fret. I'm just here to make sure everyone gets their daily dose of potassium and magnesium from their favorite fleshy fruit. People seem to be afraid of the things, but all you need to do is roll back the peel and pop it in your mouth. Ridiculously simple -- yet people would rather pop pills and drink fancy tonics. You can't be healthy without proper eating habits.

...Right. Whatever, it's not on my back if you do something stupid.

Well, the public kind anyway. I just woke up and I can't be held responsible of whatever raunchy barbarity my brain produces.

...you know what? I'll just go shower before the porn music starts playing. *sigh*

Yeah, can you two take this to the bedroom? We don't need to see it.

Why so tsun, Alko Boom?

( Maybe he said she looked like a boy.)
I'll be good, Miss Éponine, so make sure you and Miss Cosette come back safe,alright?

Because of you. Plus I don't want to see public sex and have them get arrested.

((I knew Ozzo liked his wordplay and innuendo! I knew it!
Also this run is amusing in that it reminds me nothing of the runs I was involved with- All dilemmas all the time and Persona ever after.
I do hope the clues aren't bugged.))