Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

No, no, fuck it, if we're going to die, we might as well get the fucking radio for anyone who lives. Help him fight the zombie. I regret everything.

Just so you all know, I already save-scummed once last turn when people died, just because you're all new at this game. I won't be doing ANY of that this round, so if you all die here fighting the zombie, that's the end of this run. :D

So basically we're doomed.

In other news, we have one vote for "FUCK NO WE'RE NOT FIGHTING THE STUPID ZOMBIE" and one vote for "YEAHHH LET'S FIGHT IT AND GET THE RADIO!" and I don't think Ozzo actually committed to voting one way or another.

I need a tiebreaker. :D

Really? I see two 'yes' (from myself and I think Mary but I can't read Mary) and one iffy (from Snark).

I'm of the opinion that we bolt like Rattrap. Fuck the radio.

Yeah, upon rereading that post it does seem like a vote for yes.

Well, since you seem so excited to get killed... I'M CLICKING ON HELP HIM RIGHT NOW MUAHAHA MUAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And CSL saves the day...
...or not.

Welp, since my survivors seem to be completely divided on what to do about this situation, and Tionivo is MIA, I'm leaving it up to all my lovely spectators to throw in the deciding vote! That's right! Everybody who's been following along...



YOU SHALL DECIDE THE FATE OF THESE SURVIVORS!

(And don't forgot to bold your votes!)

(Also hurry up because the heartbeat sound effect is kinda annoying.)

I'm not EXCITED to be killed. It's just inevitable now.

I'm grinning like a maniac. This thread is amazing.

EDIT: Um, I really don't want Mary's vengeful ghost on me. Let's not.

Conclusion: You're All Doomed and it's not Mary's Fault :D

You've got to go help him. Because losing one member now and getting a radio is better than getting close to the rescue day and have yet to find all the clues? Alright, yeah, maybe I just wanna see some mayhem.

If you don't help him, you'll all be dead to me. By which I mean you will all be literally dead.

...on second thought, maybe opening the vote up to spectators wasn't such a good idea after all.

I have a feeling my decision on whether to be a surgeon or a custom class might need some hurrying up.

ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT YOU BASTARDS!

LOOKS LIKE WE ALL WANT, NAY, WHAT THE WORLD IS THIRSTING FOR, IS SOME GOOD OL' FASHIONED ZOMBIE BARBEQUE, WASHED DOWN WITH THE HOT, STICKY NECTAR THAT IS THE BLOOD OF OUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS!

THERE'S NO ROOM FOR PANSIES

NO ROOM FOR COWARDICE

TONIGHT, MY FRIENDS

*raises microphone to all of you out there*

WE! DINE! IN! HELL!



Pressing "Help him". Right now. :D

This is my favorite LP, ever.

BRING ON THE CARNAGE.

Well, shit.

LOL.

LOL.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!



(I am literally cackling like a banshee in real life right now.)

WELP, it was nice knowing you all!

Surgeon or 19th century police officer, surgeon or 19th century police officer...

I have a feeling Ana kindly giving me my lucky number 7 on the list might end up very, very ironically either way...

Calling it now: We all died.

Don't keep us in suspense :D

You FOOLS! You didn't realize that the sooner you die, the sooner I get to play!

Well, if you play as Javert, I get to quote Les Mis lyrics at you in every single post I make. So just take that into consideration.

WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING MY DEMISE WITH AN ADORABLE DANCING GIF.

OR you all survived against all odds and Ana is laughing because of how improbable it is :D

Shh, just let me stay in denial.

This would be the perfect time for a "Welp, I gotta get to bed, update with the results tomorrow!" post.

You looked like you needed some happiness before you die?

Edit:

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!

N-no!! ; _;

I have to go to work right now. That's about as bad.

Bite me bitch.
Primus you're lucky I love you.

Mary! Get ready to fling every wardrobe!

I would recommend they don't help him.

EDIT:
Didn't realise the decision was already made.

Where I come from, Miss, we call that 'incentive'. Or rather we call it... erm... WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A DANISH WORD FOR INCENTIVE, BUT IF WE DID, THAT'S WHAT WE'D CALL IT. What do you think I was planning on doing?

What speaks for him is also that he's already dead anyway. And that he has more quotable lines.

On the other hand the surgeon, who'd be my favourite TV media character out of everything has the line "I shan't have the pleasure of carving away half your insides." and I based a role-playing character on him because he's that awesome, so... toss-up.

I'm giggling so hard right now. Whatever the outcome is, it is bound to be hilarious.

I think it is already decided, but in case it isn't, I vote that they do help the guy. If they are going to die, they better die in a blaze of glory.

Oh shit, it is. This will be glorious.

Welp, it's been nice knowing you all, people on the waitlist can start submitting their- oh wait, sorry, hang on a second. What's that?

*shockgasp*

We all survived?

WE ALL SURVIVED AND TOOK DOWN THE SUPER-ZOMBIE WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING SCRATCH?!



AND WE GOT A HIGH-POWERED RIFLE, WHICH IS LIKE THE BEST, QUIETEST WEAPON IN THE GAME?!!?!?!?! LOOK AT THOSE SWEET STATS!

High powered rifle
Weight: 2
Target: Single
Close combat: 3
Assault: 4
Sniping: 5
Ease: 5
Quietness: 4
Ammo: .223R

AND A MOTION SENSOR??? WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO, AND I QUOTE

Motion sensor
Weight: 2
Spotting: 5
Spots all zombies around location. Works remotely.



ALSO HOLY SHIT WE GOT THE RADIO

THE RADIO

AND WE KILLED ALL OF THE OTHER ZOMBIES IN THE HOUSE

I leave the biting to Eboby.
Awww, I love you too <3

There, out in the darkness,
A mega-zombie running,
Fallen from god,
Fallen from grace.
God be my witness!
I never shall yield,
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face...

ETA: WELL FUCK >:|

YES.
Called it.


Compared to the first run, you guys are kicking ass and chewing bubblegum! :,D