Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Perhaps we should try and find Ishimaru-kun some SMELLINGSALTS?

...so I basically serenaded a pizza delivery person with the shipping song.

Yeah.

That was amazing and sad and adorable, CuteCat! I've indexed it in the first post along with the various stuff that Ozzo, Alko Boom, and Flonne did for their arc. Let me know if I missed anything!

Ozzo, you're the goddamned best. I hope you remembered to take a video. :D

((...now I want to know exactly what circumstances led up to this glorious SERENADE.))

(...put it this way, I forget how much my voice projects and I didn't have the money ready.)

HEE. Did the person like it? xD

(...let's just say I was a generous tipper.)

... Ozzo-kun moeeeee <3

...I'm not moe.

(Desperately trying to get another song stuck in my head.)

I'm sure Alko agrees with you on that one.

(You have no idea.)

(Weren't you the one who got upset about spilling personal details in public?)

Anyway, collecting default actions.

Davian Korran/Ishimaru will search for one turn in each building, but longer if Chihiro is modifying something.
Haniel/Chihiro will cook if there are ingredients and no one else is cooking, otherwise she'll modify for assault unless they don't have any more weapons to modify, she'll treat survivors if any are injured, if none of those things are available she'll search.
Alko Boom/Leon will watch or clean corpses if necessary.
Kaneda/Mondo will search, and patrol outside if searching is unavailable. And clean corpses so Leon can stay on watch.

Rumour: Monobear once wrote a book that was outrageously popular amongst rich, young men.

Action plan: All the small buildings according to this.

((Pretty MUCH. You got that I wanted to mod for assault weapons, RIGHT?))

Gotcha.

((Uh, Mondo should probably clean corpses too so that Leon doesn't have to go out of watch duty. A bit late to say it, but it escaped my mind until now. orz))

No worries, I'm still playing through the update right now so you're not too late. :)

soundlyParanoid, what did you do to our Ana?!

(nothing at allllllllll.)

((Translation: we've all probably been gently caressed over, probably around 20-40 TIMES.))

This thread is awesome and it has inspired me to join this forum, so, hiya! :D

Would you kindly add me to the wait-list? :3

Absolutely! Snark, sorry, but that means you've been kicked out of Antiqua's group.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And we get a rescue clue right off the bat!



O. M. F. G. It's currently Saturday the 23rd, so that means we have an entire week to find all the clues we need! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!



Guys, I think the game's trying to tell you two something. ;)



Our first successful modification, courtesy of Fujisaki Chihiro!



Monobear spends most of his time in the game exercising instead of, you know, actually being productive.



...must... resist... double entendre...!



While the boys are going about their power struggles, Fujisaki steps up and takes care of the zombies with the handgun she modified herself. Badass hacker is badass.



Now, now, Ishi-baby, you know that hardened baseball bat is Leon's!



Yay, a factory! Fujisaki seems excited to modify more weapons!



Goddamnit, Mondo. Figures that our first injury of the game wouldn't be from zombies. Bleh. Also note that Monobear is not helping in any of the breaches and simply following the students after they've made sure that the coast is clear. In fact, he's not helping to do anything whatsoever! Goddamn parasite.



Guys guys guys we found the radio OMFG! Finally, a rescue item that is actually useful for once!



Aww, look at that, Ishimaru and Leon are bro-nding.



What an evil headmaster, trying to corrupt our youth! Also something is probably wrong with his head because the rest of the students were off breaching the next building at that point.



D'awww, Ishi-baby is conquering his awkwardness around girls! Go Ishi-baby go!



Holy shit! G-g-g-gaiz! We... we have both the radio AND the frequency now! All we need is the rescue location and we're set! OMFG!



This makes me so happy you can't even imagine.



And Mondo's joining in the workout too!



More bro-nding! Whee!



Looks like Ishimaru is still uncomfortable with Mondo's reckless lawbreaking ways though. Again, Chihiro kicks ass with her own modified weapons.



The image of Ishi and Chihi bonding over snacks and talking happily about the best ways to kill zombies is incredibly adorable.

soundlyParanoid Alko Boom Davian Korran Haniel Kaneda

Looks like all that strategy didn't actually help Chihiro in a practical combat situation though. She's the first person this run to get injured by zombies.



D'awwww.



Just fuck off, bear.



Leon's the next person to get injured in a breach. Stores can be pretty dangerous.



So the chopper will arrive at 1am, Friday March the 3rd. Hopefully we'll be able to find the rescue location before then...



Agh, Chihiro got injured again! Goddamnit! But... wait... is that...?

Yes. Yes it is. WE HAVE THE EXACT RESCUE LOCATION, THE RADIO, AND THE FREQUENCY.



All you need to do to win is breach the university and wait for the chopper to come!



That is, unless Monobear doesn't go crazy and explode on us or something.

Holy shit gaiz I think you might actually be able to win this round. Just don't let Shelby Darlene curse you and you should be fine.

The secret to winning Zafehouse: selectively shun one person as an outcast and unite against a common enemy.

Chiriho! Are ya okay? You need help!

((GOD DAMMIT WE NEED DILEMMAS))

(HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WELL? AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE BL.)

(I think I'm a good luck charm. Super High School Level Good Luck?)

(I wonder where you can buy a mini-Alko?)

Why would YOU need to buy one?

DON'T JINX IT, MONOBEAR.

There's totally BL subtext! I think. and SPOILER and SPOILER!

But seriously, zafehouse: diaries love DR apparently. all those clues <3

EDIT: I shouldn't square brackets spoiler. oops.

To keep him company when Alko is busy? (like when Alko have to go hang out with his orange haired buddies.)

It's not like I want a matching phone charm to go with my wallpaper.

(*raises eyebrows*)

...and the cell phone case.

(My avatar is judging you...)

What? They're the top-selling items at my cell phone accessories stall!

(You whore.)

Hey, don't look at me! The shippers buy up my goods like crazy!