Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

I support this exploding. Wheeljacks everywhere.

Sorry, I actually missed your post when I was reading the thread last night or else I probably would have gone with you instead of searching the first round.

Huh? Was that a scream, Knockout? Is there someone else come to play?

Who the hell left the damn T.V on?

Not the game. Just the person running it.

You flatter me too much. /blush

All right, confirming actions.

EvilFuzzy9/Ayumu wants to investigate a nearby building.
Sarasha/Logan wants to watch.
Not Sure If Want/Breakdown wants to investigate the store west of the house, below the warehouse.
Fontaine hasn't given me an action for Spar yet, so I'll just puppet him.

If nobody objects, I'll be updating shortly.

I put Spar on search duty because there is a certain item that we can find that'll make his usefulness (and obnoxiousness) shoot through the roof.



Unfortunately, all he manages to uncover is a snack. Damn that one-star search stat.

Otherwise, both the store and the warehouse seem pretty safe to breach. Might want to think about hitting one of those next turn. Or even both! Give me your plans and actions, everybody! If you're just giving me actions instead of an overall plan, you should chain multiple actions so I can progress further during updates.

I do not trust stores anymore after playing the demo.

The spectre of my searching skills loom even in demos!

I think we should breach the store and see if there is anything of use in it.

And now I'm sad because I can't play Road Kill while this run is going on because there's only one goddamned save slot. :(

Yeah, I'm all for breaching the store. We're sure to find plenty of snacks there. :D

Also so far we have two votes for breaching the store from Sarasha/Logan and EvilFuzzy9, so I'll just go ahead and do it.

Only two? Don't we need three for a majority in a party of -- oh.

Oh, I forgot, for a general strategy for Logan in case I'm not here for the next rounds, have her concentrate on helping with breaching, keeping watch and sniping as needed. Also, do not have her do the same duty/action as Spar.

Quit gloating, Mary.

I assigned her to clean corpses instead after she finished helping with the breach, since watching is pretty much the only thing Spar is good at and we don't need two people on watch and I have no idea which building you want me to snipe. Hope you don't mind ;p

Anyway, update incoming as soon as imgur stops being a dick.

Then EvilFuzzy-Wuzzy's gonna have to join me in everything I do because I am not a fan of a certain lump of meat and a tin doll.

That works!

Imgur is still not working for me, so the update will be delayed since I need to leave now. Long story short though, you all breached the store together and finished searching it. Please give me your plans and actions for the next few turns.

Hrm... Well, if anyone plans on breaching or assaulting another place, Ayumu can help them. Otherwise, she can watch for zombies.

Hmmm. I'm thinking we should move on from here. Let's try breaching the warehouse, then search for anything useful.

((Poor plant person. I think we're going to have to use our next rumor on Spar.))

(Do you know how many plant people get stepped on every day? :( )

That's two votes for breaching. I'll do the warehouse, since Sarasha was the only one who specified a place. If anybody has any objections or has any actions to add, speak up now or forever hold your peace.

In other news, Imgur is still being a bitch, so expect this next update to take a while.

I agree for breaching the store

EDIT: Unless I'm too late, but either way the vote would have been breach for BD

Imgur is STILL refusing to co-operate, so I switched to Photobucket instead. Anyway, let's start off with the store breach.

Breakdown, Logan, Ayumu and Spar approached the store with the intention of breaking in. They had to spend some time trying to find a way in, increasing the risk of a confrontation.



Looks like Breakdown and Ayumu are getting along pretty well! What is it with robots and their preference for little girls? (That probably happened because I put them on search duty together. They're both have 5 search stars and they didn't have a really bad relationships to begin with, so doing a good job together helps boosts their relationship slightly.)

After that, we breach the warehouse as per Sarasha's instructions.



God damn it, Logan. What did that poor little flower ever do to you?! Okay, fine, so he's just a little bit racist, but that doesn't mean you need to kill him.

*sigh* At least Spar's just bruised. No broken limbs, unlike a certain other group of survivors.



Yup, might be a good idea to separate those two for now.



On the bright side though, we found a bolt action rifle! And lots of ammo for it, to boot!

Bolt action rifle
Weight: 2
Targets: Single
Close combat: 2
Assault: 4
Sniping: 5
Ease: 5
Quietness: 2
Ammo: .223R

And also we got a machete! It's probably the best melee weapon, weighing in at a mere 0.5 while having 3 stars for both assault and close combat! Yaaay!

Anyway, next turn I'm going to have Not Sure If Want/Breakdown treat Fontaine/Spar's bruising, but you can still vote on actions and plans for the next few turns. Sarasha/Logan and EvilFuzzy9/Ayumu are free to do whatever. Do note though, that you have 33 ingredients and 2 snacks at the warehouse, and it's already 7pm, meaning that if you want to cook a large meal and hold a feast, you can do so right now. Just a suggestion!

Are you sure you aren't getting signed out? I had that problem with Imgur before.

What I've Learned from Zafehouse: Diaries

1. Mega-Zombies are surprisingly fragile.

2. Everyone hates plant-people.

3. Spreading rumors behind people's backs is the best way to make friends.

4. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, steal the nearest bartender.

Imgur started sneering at me earlier when I was putting an update together, too. I think it's just in one of its bleeding moods again.

Best life lesson is best.

And that one, too.

I dunno, our bartender just played card games all the time.

And then he became strangely quiet and unresponsive and just did whatever the Voice told him to, like a robot. A card game playing robot.

Okay to be fair Logan threw a DEAD LAPTOP. Versus a wardrobe, a chair, and... Whatever Mary broke Snark's arm with.

A laptop is not going to do that much damage.

Humans have their uses.

We are finding ALL THE FUCKING WEAPONS!! Knockout has taught Breakdown well~

EDIT: (why do I keep forgetting to do this?) I vote for feast. Why not?

No, I think I was still signed in.

And NOW it's working. AFTER I got the update up. Wonderful.

It's feast!
Have a little-

*wardrobed*

Beggar at the Feast,
Master of the Dance,
Life is easy pickin's if ya takes your chance!
Everywhere ya go,
Law-abidin' folk,
Doin' what is decent but they're mostly broke!

I'd be ashamed of myself for not making that reference myself, but I am too busy appluading. YES!