Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Concussion >:(

Shotgun exploding heads :D

Jesus Christ Superstar :3

I'd say more, but I am in a bit of a hurry. I'd always have assumed plants worshipped the sun and not the Son, though.

Upupupupu~ who knows? You'll have to figure that one out on your own <3

Ba-dum-tish

Also, I feel woozy... What do you guys think we should do next...?

DK, just for this line alone I am officially allowing you to make a seven-stat custom character if you want to. You deserve it. *thumbs up*

Hopefully barricading won't require any modifying of items, because we're missing the only person who was good at that. :(

You do realize I will probably take you up on that if only to die hilariously in the first round, right?

*No, I am not procrastinating building a backlog for my own LP, I just like watching zombies and people dying fighting to them*

Plant flowers as a distraction.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

Can't blame me for trying! :D

I'm curious about that large building next door. Do you guys want to check it out?

So are we barricading, then? That sounds fine to me.

Maybe. Were we already there?

Actually, after checking your character stats (links are in the first post!), you're all pretty good at barricading. Except for Spar, of course, unless you're planning to use him as, I don't know, interior decor or something.

*gasps* How cold-hearted! Don't you even remember where your beloved comrade Umazes fought and died for your liberty?!

(Yes, you were already there. You breached it on the first turn. Umazes died in the bathroom. It was hilarious.)

I don't think so? It's kinda hard to tell on the map. Never mind, I have a horrible memory. What about that building across from the church? Pretty sure we haven't been there yet.

He really brings the room together. :)

What the hey, let's give barricading a try!

Yup! That's a warehouse and it is indeed pristinely unbreached.

Given the time of year it is....

By the way, if you're voting to barricade, please also let me know if you want to barricade slowly and quietly or loudly and quickly.

Thanks! Okay, my suggestion for our next course of action after barricading is checking out that warehouse. I'm a bit worried about bringing Ayumu since she's pretty seriously injured though. What do you guys think?

Edit: Though we are crunched for time, I'd prefer to not attract any more zombies. slowly and quietly gets my vote.

If we're barricading, then I vote to do it slowly and quietly.

Just to confirm, you want to barricade the bank completely until it's secured, right?

I wouldn't see why not.

Let's barricade the bank! It's night time anyway, so might as well stay in doors until it's easier to spot zombies.



Whoah! The three of you are a well-oiled machine! Literally, in Breakdown's case! One entrance per hour is pretty fucking amazing compared to CERTAIN OTHER TEAMS that I won't mention here.



The bank is now completely secured! YAY! If you look at the map, you'll see that the bank's outline is a solid line now, which indicates that all entrances have been barricaded.



Ayumu's hungry though. Somebody feed her before she decides that if zombies enjoy the taste of brains, it can't be that bad after all...

Perhaps the warehouse would be a good idea, as Sarasha suggested? Vote, people, vote!

CANNOT LIKE THIS ENOUGH

also, I'm all for breaching the Warehouse, though maybe only after Ayumu's had a bite to eat....

Too late! I've already had everybody breach the warehouse together! It was a pretty successful run too; we cleared the place without any injuries or casualties. Still no food though. I set Ayumu and Breakdown to search for food, Logan to mop up the carnage, and Spar to watch for more zombies because it's the only thing he's halfway good at...

And then this happened.



FINALLY! A DILEMMA! I was wondering when one of those would show up! You'll notice that they changed the layout of dilemmas in the new patch and I really like it. Looks really spiffy.

Anyway, you don't really need medical supplies right now (unlike a certain other splint-deprived team that I'm not going to mention), but if you attack her you might get something... interesting? Then again, trying to kill your fellow human being is not very nice, not to mention risky. (I actually have no idea, I've never actually chosen the "attack" option before.) Still, nothing ventured nothing gained, right? :D

Hrm... I dunno... I'm of the opinion that you can never have enough medical supplies. But on the other hand, I am curious about this "something interesting". But on the OTHER other hand, I don't want us to get killed, and I'm not sure how I'd be able to justify attacking a fellow human in-character.

So I say trade, I guess.

But maybe the others are sociopathic/reckless enough to say otherwise?

... I guess we could part with a few scraps. ONLY the scraps because we can totally control what we give up.

Before we reveal the results of the trade, special mention goes to Ayumu for killing zombies like a boss even though she's currently unfed and has an untreated concussion.



See that? Two zombies! With a gun! How many zombies did the fully-functioning robot guy get? ZERO. That is also exactly how many fucks Ayumu gives about her concussion.

I am very disappointed in all of you for not taking the bait though, with the shopping lady. You'd probably have gotten some really cool stuff if you'd killed her. :< Also I wanted to see what would happen.



Anyway, it's a good thing we're at a warehouse, so we have tons of tools to give her. Unfortunately, we don't find any food or rescue clues.



And Ayumu's starving. Uh oh. What should we do?

What you should do is wait for Spar to grow some apples or pears or corncobs or something.

What kind of place is sure to have food, do you suppose? A store, maybe? Are there any stores nearby?

i don't wanna starve... ;_;

Hear that omnipotent voice of wisdom, Spar? I think you should listen to it. ;)

But MAN. That reminds me. I wish this game was more like Rebuild 2, where you actually get to farm and grow your own food. That would be so cool. Harvest Moon/Zafehouse: Diaries. I would play the SHIT out of that game. That's actually sort of the direction they're moving towards, with the Road Kill mode. They could have a sequel of sorts to the Road Kill escape, where you try and build your own community out in the zombie-infested wasteland.

DING DING DING

EvilFuzzy9 is correct!

Stores usually have lots of food. They're represented by soda cans on the map.

Well, then, I'd say we breach and search that store by the library. It seems to be the closest one.

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten except by me because my memory is horrible!

Looks like the closest store is on the other side of the library (I think that's what that is). Do we want to make a go for it?

Edit: Looks like we may have a plan!

We head straight to the store beside the library.



It's a pretty easy breach- oh great, bloodstains AGAIN?!



The breaching itself went fine. A corpse reanimating? No biggie. But then we get mobbed by waves and waves of zombies. Our poor delicate little shrub is bruised yet again. It was a small mob, Spar, get a grip. JESUS.

Bleh, maybe he was just too shocked by being attacked by a dead corpse (as opposed to an undead one).



Anyway, I spend the next few rounds treating Spar's wounds and trying to cook because now EVERYBODY'S hungry, not just Ayumu.


They got them all but there's a small mob gathering outside.

Phew. Finally, everybody's stomach seems to be satisfied for now. We've been assaulted by zombies non-stop all this time, and we still don't have a rescue clue; might be a good idea to move on ASAP.



You also have 2 ingredients and 1 small meal.

Where to next, boys and girls? :D

Next, I recommend you go dashing through the snow brain-mass on a one horse open sleigh foot. I only want what's best for you OwO...

Yeesh. Maybe we should head back to the bank to regroup? It'll be relatively safe there, right?

Really wish I wasn't gonna pass out any moment right now.

I believe we can afford another Breach while we're over here; it's gonna take us forever to search this side if we're gonna run back to the Bank after only just one.

Hmm... You think so?

I'm a goddamn plant; what do YOU think?

May I point out that we have ZERO rescue clues?

I know that feel bro. I might need to get some shut-eye soon. *yawn*