Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Is it bad that I thought it was pretty... not normal, but commonplace enough not to be surprised?

~insert pleasant humming here~

..... I am never going to complain about my old class every again. Seriously, that's insane. On a very, very bad day troublemaking on school grounds was indoor soccer playing in the classrooms in recess and the only violent incident I remember was once when a kid punched one of my classmates so hard the poor girl's jaw broke, but that was ONCE in a ten year period.

Oh. You probably don't wanna hear my school anecdotes then. Wow, it seems I'd be more mentally prepared for a zombie apocalipse than I had thought!
/strained laugh
Sorry, I shouldn't have brought up the issue anyway. It's not something exactly pleasant to hear or talk about, I reckon.

*sympathy hug*

My school life was pretty peaceful too, but that's probably cause I'm from a really small, quiet town where people go to retire before they die. The most violent incident I can remember was me slitting my crush's arm with a box-cutter when I was twelve. I'm pretty sure I was trying to impress him.

What? It made sense at the time, I swear!

So... do all your courting methods involve mauling? ...To approve or not to approve, that is the question.

It reminds me of myself having boxing matches with my male friends and platonic lovers when I was small. Small as in 7. I always won (and was reprimanded for it), because I practiced at home by punching my older brother. Well, to be fair he always liked to tease me and I didn't hurt him at all with my puny arms. And he always beat me in Mortal Kombat or any other game we played on the SNES, SO HE DESERVED IT. Oh, good times.

*awkwardly hugs back*

Pretty much, yeah.

It's so weird that I'm still single.

I'd just like to say that I'd be pretty impressed if someone broke my arm to win my love.






What?

Clearly, physically damaging people is the best gateway to love.

(Wow, game-me is kind of a jerk. Please go ahead and use the rumor on Logan if the others have no objection.)

Agreed. Once we're done, we need to move. Looks like there's a warehouse nearby that we haven't explored, if we want to look into that since we're starting to run low on supplies, or we could make a go for the police station. That's a bit farther away though. What do you guys think?

Incidently, I've been meaning to ask... what franchise is Logan from? And the same for Spar?

(My pop culture knowledge-fu is pitiable)

Warehouse sounds good to me, once we're done cleaning.

Logan is actually based on me (Logan is my middle name and I used to work as a bartender). My icon is of Alana from the graphic novel/comic book series Saga. I actually was going to rp as her during this run but then I got cold feet and ended up using Logan instead.

So! We clean up the corpses, then breach the warehouse. Rumours about Logan will be spread. Update will be up in a bit.

Ah! Thanks for the answer!

Now I'll go look up Alana and try to imagine how that might have gone XD

Actually, scratch that. EvilFuzzy9, Sarasha, the nearby warehouse has already been breached and searched. Do you mean the warehouse in the upper right corner of the map? Or are you talking about the factory in the lower right corner? Gears = factory, box = warehouse.

Well, I was just going with what the others were saying, but I'd go for whichever one is closer .

Sorry, I meant the factory.

There would've been a heck of a lot more profanity, that much I can tell ya! :D She also would've added to the number of non-humans in the group.

Ehehe... I always wanted a friend like you, Snark. Hee~!

...I...I-I'm scared...

Admittedly not as good as my Knockout/Zombie one, but have some more Lego:

Spar is from Breath of Fire II (planning an LP for it in the near future). I... didn't really have much reason to pick him over anyone else, other than I don't give the guy enough credit (not to mention he actually GETS gender-bent in-game).

Wait. He's from BoF II??

Crap, I think I've just realized how much I've forgotten about that game. Pretty much the only things I remember with any measure of clarity are Kat and that dog guy with a crossbow.

Katt and Bow are both awesome; granted Bow is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overpowered. Even if Katt's the better hunter. =P

The entire Woren tribe have always been a highlight in the BoF games for me. Matt, Rei and Cray were all my favourite characters in their respective games.

By the way, could Ryu romance Katt or was he always just stuck with Nina?

While you can show affection for Katt, Ryu ends up with Nina either way (blame the storyline).

Damn you, Capcooooooooooooooooom!!

Ohhhh that's why he looks so familiar. It's been way too long since I've played that game.

We breach the factory in the far right corner.



Bye mysterious footsteps! Thanks for the welder and medical supplies that will be of absolutely no use to us whatsoever!



Why, hi there, factory-kun. Do you have a rescue clue for us?



You do?! Oh, how sweet of y- MOTHERFUCKING HOTCAKES, 0800?! As in 8:00 am? As in THREE HOURS FROM NOW!?

Okay. Uh. Let's not... jump to conclusions. It might mean 0800 tomorrow. By god, I hope that's the case.

We still need one more rescue clue. The location. And then we need to haul ass to that location ASAP.

Let's get things moving, people.



Supplies.



Our maxed relationships.

Romance Factory-kun.

Obviously I need to change the "Strategery" tag to "LADIES :3".

It's so cute how you all think you'll survive. ^_^

GODDAMNIT OZZO DON'T TELL THEM THAT!

Despair is the most delicious when prefaced with an appetizer of unfounded hope

Dammit BreakDown; stop using corpses for your Ventriloquist career! Or maybe I'm just that tired

The bad news is that all the available locations to breach are on the opposite of that we're on. The other bad news is that everyone's running tired as shit.

... Try breaching the Warehouse on the upper-right (that's what the cardboard box represents, right)?

Yup, that's the warehouse!

This really should be the tag line of the game itself.

I will love you until the heat death of the universe if you do that!

You know, I still can't figure out why the survivors are not intelligent enough to gather the time and frequency, then just ASK THE DAMN HELICOPTER WHERE IT WILL BE.

Mary Zombie Apocalypse. THAT'S WHY!

I like to think the helicopter pilots are just as spiteful and idiotic as the survivors and simply refuse to tell them. The idea of an entire world that runs on self destructive pettiness is kinda amusing.

Also, heli pilots are totally prejudiced towards the middle class.

Unfortunately, I can't change the tag myself.

Plus, it would be funner for strategy fans to come into this thread expecting a zombie slaughterhouse and getting a dating sim of inanimate objects where we romance buildings instead. :D

>Dating Sim
>Inanimate Objects

Sounds vulgar

The most damnable thing about all this is that even if you are in a building RIGHT NEXT to the fucking rescue location, the helicopter will just abandon you for having the GALL to not stick EXACTLY to the directions given.

The answer to this is of course that Mary owns the helicopter company.