Discussion in 'Strategy games - Strategy and Tactics' started by Anabanana, Dec 1, 2012.
Later has come!
(this makes my... 3rd request LP. I am a slave to the people!)
Clearly we were wrong and ZeldaxXavert isn't OTP, ZeldaXFactory is.
That's not a sentence I thought I'd ever need.
Of course that's the fun answer. The less fun answer is if they don't make it a scavenger hunt they get flooded with the survivors and then NOBODY will survive because let's face it, it would become a free for all over who gets the remaining seats for lift off, which leads to people panicking, which leads to attracting zombies and then the pilots will try to lift off to save their own asses only to get mauled by panicking survivors thus crashing the 'copter and we all die anyway.
The warehouse sounds good.
On the other hand who likes scavenger hunts better than little children? Little girls.
The warehouse it is! Will we make it in time? Will it have THE rescue clue we need? Find out in the next instalment of Let's Fail Zafehouse: Diaries!
I maintain we all play the game it's MEANT to be played. Attack trolleys, toss furniture, taking Andrew's painkillers until he flips...
We're currently heading to the warehouse in the upper right corner, with two hours on the clock remaining. The only way we can win at the moment is if we (1) reach the warehouse in time, and (2) the warehouse is the rescue point.
Kaneda, please confirm that you still want to participate and get your character profiles ready to post, because win or lose, the next update will be this group's last.
It's been a good run, comrades.
Confirming my interest!
The excitement, I cannot bear it!
Do you even need to ask?
My body profile is ready, I'll post it after the next and last update.
I'm still in! Just give me a bit and I'll dig out a photo for him.
Money: Poor (He spends a fortune buying new coattails when he burns them!)
Education: Uneducated (Bastard children born at prisons should count themselves lucky if they learn how to read)
Orientation: Straight (Assuming Justitia is female and discounting the slash fandom at large)
Ancestry: European (French and proud of it. To everybody's eventual detriment)
Special trait: Resilient (Unless currently reevaluating his entire life's foundation)
Age: 52 (1780-1832)
It is 7:00 am. One hour left. We are on our way to the warehouse.
Just in case you're interested, there are 27 buildings on this map, but only 1 rescue point. A few seconds on the calculator reveals that the probability of the warehouse being the rescue point is 0.037.
In other words, you are:
Confirming my interest. I'll get something up momentarily.
DON'T LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE!!
EDIT: Can we get back on the list for another go at some point?
I really hope so! Some of the team set-ups for repeats would be hilarious XD
It's 9:00 am. We're at the warehouse.
The sound of the chopper is deafening. Is it the rescue point? Have we won? Have we lost?!
The answer is...
Well there may be an opening on the original team since Oscar has vanished...
I just had a blast at thisBreakdown may or may not want to somehow survive with Knock Out there >.>
Also, may I glee over how the ALIEN METAL ROBOT didn't get injured at all :3
YOU ARE EVIL. EVIL. EVIL. WHAT IS THE ANSWER.
YES! TELL US! I HAVE THE PERFECT FAIL PICTURE TO USE
You may even win. Stranger things have happened.
Who am I kidding, you're so doomed~
Congratulations! Due to your utter incompetence at this game, you have all unlocked the trophy of Sloth!
(I'm kidding; there aren't any achievements in this game, but still.) Because you kept lazing about doing unnecessary things instead of breaching at every opportunity, you have lost the game!
Here, have your game statistics, losers.
And surprise, surprise,
Umazes is the least useful survivor. (Yes, I am summoning her from the dead so we can all mock her one last time.)
(Honestly, I'm just glad that I managed to finish at least one run without the save file blowing up in my face. It was fun playing with you all, and please feel free to sign up for another run if you want to keep playing. That goes for you too, Umazes. *thumbs up*)
Sign me up for another go :D
EDIT: I fail so hard. Posted the wrong image. FIXED
None of you will ever experience the glory of defeating the Zombie King by having a gay robot bash his head in with a baseball bat.
Well, at least you all survived until almost the end! Well, almost all of you.
Dumb muscle is best muscle.
A spiked baseball bat.
That really was a fantastic place to end that run.
Why is meals cooked 6 but meals eaten is 0? Did they cook them and just let them sit around?
Huh, the stats are lying. The survivors have been eating meals and snacks throughout the game, but both stats for them are 0. Weird.
To distract the zombies with delicious full course meals, obviously :D
This is an evil, evil game and helicopter pilotes clearly do detest the middle class robots.
Finished the portrait? >_>
(Ignore for a moment being this is grabbed from Stars he's closer to his mid-forties than the age I gave him in the profile)
Philip Quast is Best Javert. I approve.
It was that or the book image and given I could straight screencap this off my own DVD, it wasn't a hard choice.
And he's more Javert than the book Javert anyway. He's the one.
The first group will be up for another round eventually, you know? If one of them isn't interested in playing anymore (Tionivo, for example, seems to have gotten eaten by zombies), I'll totally give Breakdown a slot in there together with Knockout, if that's okay with you. :D
Also, just FYI, I've been updating the first post periodically with links to all the runs, so you can always check it if you need info or stats or whatever. Right now it looks like this:
I checked that first post religiously to try not to fuck up writing occupation and profiles too badly. I am really not very good at this sort of thing and bios make me anxious.
I see what has been done here.
I know I'm not playing for this round, but if anyone is still thinking of a character, can I suggest the following:
Name: Michael Wilson
Career: President of the GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Special Trait: Strong
President of the GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Conventional > Enterprising > Social
If anyone is wondering who the hell he is. He's uh, well, this guy:
Because a heart that loves JUSTICE is the heart that loves AMERICA.
YGOTAS is love.
This is perfectly acceptable~
For many reasons ---->
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