Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Lets make this as silly as possible, so I won't lose any sleep if I should happen to die.


Name: Waffles, a Small Yappy Dog
Money: Wealthy
Education: Dog University
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Ancestry: Dog American
Career: Small Yappy Police Dog (police officer I guess)
Special Trait: Perceptive
Age: 33 in Dog Years

(if You'd like me to be remotely more serious let me know.)

Well, I say go with either that or the Magnum, P.I. idea you mentioned back during the first run (technically second, the first run was one round but memorable for Mary trying to kill Oscar with a wardrobe).

Yes, I am rereading the old runs. I leave it up to you if it's for preperation or giggles.

Also better pray no one gets hurt. We has no doctors XD

Last run did pretty well with Breakdown, but he's technically a doctor's assistant so that probably doesn't count.

It shall be done. Put me down for future third run with Hiruma.

Am I in this round or the round after this, sorry for my confusion but I'm slightly drunk.

Next Round; judging by the Waitlist, CuteCat is the final member.

Wait what?
... I could've sworn...
I knew I saw Ana put people's names in a post to ask if they still wanted to play and I wasn't on there so I figured I was in the next round and now I can't find the post to check it and what's going on?? Am I in this round or not?

Here. You're in the next batch.

Just in case this starts when I'm asleep!

... ...
Patrol outside
▸ Watch for ReDead Stalfos ... Zombies.
Save and Quit


[ If Zelda goes anywhere to breach, please send Link with her.]

So then, who's in this round? Is everyone accounted for? If not, who's missing? I'm so confused!

In case this starts when I'm asleep... I dunno, I trust the Voice to do what is right and honest and good, so just puppet me.

Also wtf Roadkill I'm so not prepared for this. Being not prepared is awesome.

Unless we are talking about condoms. In which case it kinda sucks.

Roadkill doesn't involve condoms does it? Take me away from the internets, drunk self is dangerous I say!

I share your tipsiness, pal. Check out the link in the first post/the link I just posted above for your place on the list. I'm pretty sure you aren't on this round, but if it makes you feel better, we'll probably die a gruesome and early death.

I think we're all present. Myself, Davian, Jacquelle, soundlyParanoid and Flonne. <3

I'm up for breaching a nearby house with Kaneda and Flonne/Link.

Also, IT'S QUESTION TIME.

Oh, Voice from thy heavens (did I say that right? yes I did shut up), could you please tell us...

• How much we have to scavenge to find the minimum parts needed to escape
• If those parts are found within the first hour of search
• If this round has a special time limit taking in account the gamemode we've chosen
• If the vehicle parts cause the same relationship boost as the clues of classic mode
• If you need a skilled, intelligent person to put together the carVEHICLE
• Any kindhearted (PFFFFT) hints you may want to give us

I don't think the Voice has had much time to actually play Roadkill, so if anyone has, feel free to answer my questions. Please.

Since soundlyParanoid didn't provide a picture of a small yappy dog for me to use as their avatar, everyone else is now free to post cute dog pictures that they think look small and yappy, and I'll use the one I like best. Unless soundlyParanoid WANTS me to use their gun meido avatar. If nobody posts I'll just grab a picture of barbeque'd dog and be done with it. The zombies will appreciate it, if no one else.

CuteCat: Everybody's already answered your questions already, but as a friendly reminder, the first post should always be your first stop if you have any questions! :D Most of the info you're looking for is on there. :)

W-why don't you trust meeeeee? *watery bambi eyes*

*sagely voice* Be patient, Longshorewoman X. All will be clear... when the playthrough starts.

(I can tell you now though that there is no time limit on this mode whatsoever. Get ready for a long, tough ride.)

FABULOUS.

Having played Roadkill, can I just say that longer games just means more opportunities to die horribly?

Oh, sweetness, I didn't miss any zombie action! And I ended up lying awake trying to figure out what he'd be calling everyone because I know he'd refuse to use any English names, even slightly English-sounding ones.

A small, yappy dog you say?



Perfect.

Also as a slight addendum

Well, in the original London cast, Stars takes place before the 10-year time jump, so you were still kind of right.

Our dialogue is going to be incomprehensible to any non-Les Mis fans, isn't it?

Entirely. Luckily I only ever played OoT and Majora's Mask, so maybe it'll balance out.

(And don't actually make Gavroche the dog. I think if Javert sees him again he'll have a near-fatal heart attack. Roommates taught me so*)


*I just guaranteed it'd happen, didn't I?

So... do you want it to happen or not? I am nothing if not utterly subservient to the whims of the people. :D (I was going to go with Flonne's dog because HNGGG MY HEART SO ADORBS but if you really want Gavroche to be the small yappy dog I am totally fine with that. *thumbs up*)

I vote for Flonne's dog, mostly because I find the thought of people being racist toward a little yappy puppy dog hilarious.

Naw, let's go with the adorable one. Plus it's utterly hopeless to get a high quality cap of him not with a mic in frame (why can't they all be nearly two meters tall?). And my vote's for the fluffy white dog hands down.

It reminds me of a less butt-ugly Tricki Woo.

That's the best joke I've heard read today, thanks. :')

I can totally picture that little fellow having a prejudice against the poor.

My vote goes to Flonne's diabetes inducer. Clearly.

I vote for Scrappy, half to be contrary, and half because nostalgia.

...what, am I the only person who didn't hate him?

Well...

Yeah, I know...

Cross dressing gun meido avatar.

For what it's worth, I didn't dislike Scrappy either.
And people are claiming he's less annoying now, so yay?

Ambiguously yay? i'm sorry no i'm not

We will simply have to be prejudiced against gun meidos, then. I'm fairly sure My Dear Inspector, Lovely Ev'ning My Dear will love that*

*Because last time he was on a barricade with a small kid and crossdresser he ended up drowning himself.

I am seriously considering doing this at some point in the future for this LP. It'd be fun if people wanted to RP the characters as well!

All right, I just finished making all your characters so hopefully the update will be up soon-ish. First posts always take longer to make though, so don't get too excited yet.

Also, Kaneda, I couldn't use "Longshorewoman X" because each word needs to be longer than one letter. So I used "Longshorewoman" instead. Hope you don't mind.

Well damn.

Eh, it still is a charming job. I don't mind.

Yay! We're all about to die! OwO

Hate is such a strong word. I was more apathetic towards him than anything else. I guess that technically means that you are the only who doesn't hate him. Yay! \o/

I really didn't hate him either. I found him kind of amusing, honestly. He was the irritating brother/cousin and he did it WELL.

Also, I have my popcorn at the ready for the new round!

..."by any means"? That... doesn't sound promising.

Anyway, this time around we're playing the lovely new Road Kill mode! After hearing horror stories about rescue choppers leaving behind survivors surrounded by hordes of zombies, just because they couldn't be arsed to simply ASK them where they were over the RADIO, our group of survivors decide to take matters into their own hands.



That's right! We can just drive ourselves out! Apparently, this mode also features multiple endings; which one you get depends on the condition of the survivors, supplies, and other factors. Never played a road kill run to conclusion though, so don't take my word for it.



Our new rescue clue screen, despairingly empty. Instead of the silhouette of a radio, you have a silhouette of a map instead.

There are two new actions available in this mode: (1) Repair vehicle, which requires an unrepaired vehicle and at least one spare part, and (2) Leave town, which requires a map, a repaired vehicle, and at least one survivor at the location. Your goal, of course, is to fulfil the requirements to unlock the "Leave town" action. Pretty straightforward.

Kaneda asked a few good questions about this mode earlier, and I'd like to address some of them here now.

A lot. You'll get more information when if you find the vehicle.

The parts aren't, I don't think. But there are clues telling you, among other things, the location of spare parts, and THOSE are found within the first hour of search. The map is found in the first hour as well.

There is no time limit, so you have until the end of time to get yourselves killed in increasingly horrible ways <3

Don't take my word for it, but IIRC the clues and map give you the relationship boost, but the parts don't. Somebody who's played this more should confirm this for me, OR we could just wait until we find one and see what happens. :D

Repairing the vehicle is an action, and like any other action, survivors will have stats for it. I'll show them if you manage to unlock the action. :3

As long as you don't kill yourselves within the first two turns, unlike a certain SOMEBODY whose name I won't mention (*cough*Umazes*cough*), I think you should be fine. *thumbs up*

(Seriously though, I got killed by my first road kill run, so I don't HAVE any hints to give.)

Anyway, let's take a look our town and supplies.



Two Zelda characters, a cat, a dog, a French Inspecteur from a book/musical, and only one single snack between them.

...my money's on the puppy.



What do you have against videogame characters, Javert!? Just because you're from a posh musical and novel doesn't mean you can look down on the rest of us peons!



Sorry soundlyParanoid, I kinda fucked up with his last name back there. I put in "Waffles The Small Snappy Dog", but it came out as "Waffles The", and I can't be arsed to go back and start a new game because of this because most of the time we'll just be using his first name anyway. Just imagine that the T. stands for Terminator or something.



Rawr! I'm a kitty! Kitty hates men, especially if they're actually cute adorable little fluffy puppies!



So, our Link is apparently a huge fucking misogynist, just like that adorable-looking puppy over there. Must be awkward being Zelda. Speaking of which...



What? You don't like WAFFLES?! What kind of monster could dislike something as fluffy and sweet as WAFFLES?



Actions and Stats

Given the newly available information, people who have already given me actions should confirm what they want to do. Those who haven't, give me actions, vote on a plan, whatever. We've been through this three times already, you know what to do. ;)

(JAVERT. JAVERT is the guy holding them together. The guy... the guy JOINS a band of freedom fighters specifically to fuck them up.

The racist part is right, though, He's a 19th century nationalist, though for accuracy he should hate anyone not French, not just Zelda. If anything he should like her because she's royal and he's on the royalist side. Silly boy. He's from the longest running musical on West End, she was in the most popular video game ever, can't they get along?

Also it amuses me way more than it should that he rocks at building barricades.)

I do not like this place and I do not like, nor particularly trust any of you. As you insist I must speak this so-called 'Queen's English' to make myself understood to you all, I will use simple words as to make you understand: Until I am needed elsewhere I will be keeping watch in the night. Keeping watch in the night.

And chiot, if you relieve yourself on my shoes, I shall order le gosset to play on his infernal hellflute for you the entire eve. Good day, gentlemen.

(Meaning I'll stick Javert on guard duty unless it really screws up with what everyone else does. And yes, I am doing it just to reference Stars. Now excuse me, I need to squee at the fact the version of At The Barricades used was from TAC)

Oh, and also don't forget to vote for a first-turn rumour. Or I'll spread one myself. And it won't be pretty. :D