Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

It's a travesty that the pool cue is classified as a weapon but the butter knife is classified as a tool. An absolute travesty.

Hey! It didn't stop me from taking down like 3 zombies with a butterknife in that first run!
And besides, we totally had that headcanon of a gun that fired butterknives before it was rendered obsolete by the gun that fired Mary.

And holy crap, I've never seen this dilemma before, either. My Luxurious Handlebar Mustache votes Javert takes it; maybe he'll develop superpowers!

Hungover an d still partly drunk cat is bawk

We should totally take it guyts

sthu up im fine

Naturally a drunk cat can remember to bold their vote but I can't. *headdesk*

i've been trying to answer somethign coehren t btu cant so i'll just go lay down before i st art posting about hte narcoelmptic librainean again

I'm so goingt o regret this

I KNEW IT. HE'S GOING TO END UP INFECTED LIKE A MUPPET, IT'S ALWAYS THE GUY WHO HOLDS EVERYONE TOGETHER WHO BOARDS THE BAD IDEA TRAIN.

Yes, Javert, I know you want to take it. You're a fan of suicide, you moron.

Now that the majority has spoken, I can finally have Javert take it. Muaha. Muahaha. MUAHAHAHAHA. *clicks*

This is so incredibly fitting RIGHT after DK and I's conversation about how Javert would snap and commit suicide again if he remembered.

Also, I bought this game in the bundle. Expect an inevitable All Les Mis run while I die of impatience waiting to see the movie

Watch Marius trying to wardrobe Cosette withing five seconds while Javert and Gavroche become hearty buddies.

Is Javert dead?!



Oh. Well. That was... anticlimactic.



Kaneda's a little pissed off at Javert for his substance abuse problem, but eh. We're all still BFFs, so whatever.



We have a battery and no clues whatsoever. Tuesday is going to hit in six hours. Your move.

One can always trust those of a higher education to be reliable, féline. I will make this up to you with yarn later.

Now, the closest unexplored location seems to be the former haunt of le docteurs. Do we proceed in this direction? Continuing with quick searches going eastward?

This game really knows how to set up exciting moments that turn out to be anticlimactic and then kill you when you least expect it.

Merry Christmas, survivors! I echo DK's plan because it's too late to think for myself

Yes, merry Christmas and Catmas and Dogmas and... Triforcemas to them all!
... wardrobemas soon enough when Javert ends up infected in a few turns...

Well, I guess I did wake up and come here. Crap.

I kinda thought I had been dreaming. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T PASS OUT IN THE COUCH NEXT TO THE COMPUTER.

I agree with DK's plan. Merry Christmas to y'all!

Merry Christmas fellow survivors!
I am intensely disappointed Javert didn't become a mutant.

I actually have gotten that event before! As far as I can tell it does... Nothing. Though the survivor that was injected died before he could get infected so...?

Merry Christmas everyone!

Yeah, same. This particular dilemma did nothing noticeable for me, but I got it a while back so I can't recall exactly what happened to my survivor in the end.

EDIT: Hey guys, there's a new patch out!
DOUBLE EDIT : OH MY GOD THEY MADE IT SO THE SUPER ZOMBIE CAN HUNT US WHAT HAVE THEY DONE

To break tradition, happy boxing day guys! <3

How did they even come to the conclusion it's a cure? What if it's a secretly a zombie syringe?

Yeah, I'm deliberately ignoring it for now since there's no way I can use it until this run is over. I'll definitely update to it for the next round though.

Goddamn it, devs.

Well, I purchased that pack with Zafehouse and the three other games, but ironically it won't open Zafehouse -- says it cannot find the file (and I've re-downloaded it a couple of times).

You should contact either GamersGate or the Zafehouse devs for help.

...there is no God.

Well, I've submitted a ticket to support. Now I've just gotta wait for a response... On a somewhat related note, that War of the Human Tanks game looks uber-moe.

This seems like a good time to snapshot this:



Zelda and Kaneda are at the bottom. but the light is pretty bad in here. The goal was mostly to make Waffles look soulless.

But... but... he's ADORABLE.

I can't not do adorable. It's my eternal tragedy.

Oh? But Zelda's lookin' fairly adorbs up there...

That's Link XD. When I actually try for adorable it gets so cutesy genders blur away. I've always drawn like that. Even my kiddie sketches had big round eyes on everything.

GLORIOUS

Right, in the holy name of fairness, here's the full thing taken with a scanner instead of a webcam on a senile laptop on death's door.

So, we're breaching to the east starting with the hospital.



But first we'll have to deal with a complete lack of rifle ammo and zombies interrupting my plans to scavenge stuff from corpses.

In order to make use of what little .223Rs I have left, I set our best sniper, the cute little puppy, on hospital-sniping duty.



I then follow it up with an assault.



I get lucky and get +3 Tougher boosts on everybody except Kaneda, thanks the the dumbbells and skipping rope! That makes the breach go much smoother.



We get a clue about the location of the spark plugs! Too bad we've already have them. 9 Sierra Place is the store west of the church that we searched thoroughly earlier.



Well. Apparently, we need to meet whoever "we" are on Tuesday, December the 25th, at 10am. Which is in like... four hours. Can we find the location before time runs out!?



DUM DUM DUM DUM

WE FOUND THE STATION WAGON!

So far, we have the battery, spark plugs, distributor, and brake fluid. The only thing left that we need is are the ignition leads. YAAAAAAAAAY.



But we didn't manage to figure out the location of the mysterious "we" before 10am. BOOOOO. We'll never know what those clues were all about now, will we? Ah well.

Also, ignore the part about Javert resting. I saved and reloaded the game at this point, and that for some reason woke Javert from his slumber. (This will be fixed once I update to version 1.161.)



We also have a battery, which I'll leave here since this is where we need to start repairing the wagon anyway. Speaking of repairing, we just unlocked that action. Here are your stats:

Repair vehicle.
Link 2
Javert 2
Waffles 1
Kaneda 1
Zelda 1

Why am I not surprised. :D

We are BAD mechanics. BAD.

Also hungry, tired and such. Maybe cook for Zelda and work on the car until we drop asleep, hopefully not all at the same time.

And pray to GOD that wasn't the map we just lost.

Have Link and Javert work on the vehicle when we get back to the church, to where we should try to get soon. We have no ammo, and the vehicle parts are there anyway.

I say, let's stay here, cook and just prepare until we are fresh enough to go back safely to the church, and either pick up resources to keep hunting for the map or start working on the car.

Trés excellent point. As I expected of la féline.

Merry Christmas! ^_^

I find it wonderfully appropriate that all the zombie LPs have taken off in the season of giving.

The post actually did read 'drop dead' until I went back and checked the phrasing XD

Zombies need more than most, because... you know....

First of all, you have the map. I'm pretty sure I mentioned that a few updates ago.



TA-DAH!

Literally the only thing left that you still technically need are the ignition leads.

Second of all, you can't move the station wagon, so you can't repair it at the church. You can only repair the vehicle at your current location.