Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

(Ah. Sorry! I can be a bit thick sometimes, can't I XD

Right... let's see.)

A choice seems upon us. Do we remain here, cook supper and make the location safer until we fall asleep?

Or

Do we go back to the house of the Lord, and cook there while waiting to fall asleep and then carry the parts to the vehicle?

And when during this process do we seek out the remaining vehicle part?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! May you all be able to complete this run safe and sound. Here, I have something that will help you.

I vote for the first option DK proposed as an immediate curse of action. Then, let's set this as our safehouse place to dump stuff, go to the church to pick up ammo (and some parts too if we can afford to carry them). After that I think we could get breaching nearby buildings like the diner or the bar, and if our missing piece is not there then we plan the best way to clear the rest of the city, while leaving a couple of people working on the vehicle if possible.

Does that make sense?

It does, and I was thinking the same thing. I'd make it longer, but my burn blister on the index finger is acting out, so I'll keep it short.

Since Jackie-girl liked those posts, I'm assuming that she has no objections to this plan. Let's go!



For all that she's been an ace zombie-killer throughout the game, Kaneda gets uncharacteristically flustered at the sight of 30-plus zombies piled up throughout the house, and gains a sad -3 Wavering as a result. I take her off her patrolling duty and send Waffles and Javert out instead.



Javert falls asleep, but somehow manages to sleep-fight his way through a zombie attack.



Since the plan is to make this place safe while we wait for people to pass out, I focus most of our efforts on barricading. I keep putting people (mostly Zelda) on patrol because so she can start thinning out the number of zombies around the house - it gets incredibly annoying when you have to keep fending them off.



Link gossips about Kaneda behind her back, plunging their relationship into an alarming bright yellow. I decide that conserving rumours is not worth the risk of a hate-pair forming, and spread the word that Link is distantly related to a cat. That explains the ears, at least.

It's at this point that I realize that Javert is positively starving and there is no food left in the house whatsoever. Welp. Change of plans! I breach the store west of the church because that's the closest location with the most food.



I bring some food back to the church, and start phase 2 of Kaneda's master plan: moving gun and ammo back to the house where the station wagon is. I manage to bring back all of the necessary vehicle parts and a decent amount of weapons.



From then on, I try to continue the plan of barricading the house until everybody falls asleep.



The wagon house is now fully barricaded!

Unfortunately, the food I brought over is not enough, so I have to go back to the church for more. And since we're already at the church, I decided to skip the "sleeping" part of the plan and go straight to the "breaching nearby buildings" part. If we're going to to relocate to the upper right corner, might as well get the buildings close to the church out of the way first.



We assault and breach the library.



We get a totally useless clue out of it. We already HAVE the carburettor from searching the police station fully.



Takes a while to get the place fully searched because we keep getting interrupted by zombies.



Then I breach the house next to it.



AND WE STRIKE GOLD.

A clue! A clue telling us the location of the last vehicle part we need! It's the warehouse southwest of the factory and northwest of the school. All we need to do now is breach that warehouse and bring the part back to the station wagon house, repair the vehicle, and make sure we don't die in the meantime!



We still have a hunger problem though. I breach the store north of the house, right below the church, and bring all the food back to the church.



Finally, nobody's complaining of hunger anymore. We should still rest though. Maybe hit up the hotel before breaching the warehouse directly west of the church, where the last vehicle part is, since it's on the way anyway? Bring more stuff back to the barricaded vehicle house so people can fall asleep there? Your choice. :3

(OKAY, SO

We can make barricades of chess sets. And wooden spoons. BUT NOT FURNITURE. However, this makes perfect sense, FURNITURE IS FOR TOSSING.)

Trés bien. I believe we may proceed to leave this misérable place presently, if we are finished renewing scandalous family relations, I suggest we heed le bon Dieu and go to the hotel before we acquire this final... 'part' in the warehouse.

I find the stagnant water bed a strangely fascinating sight regardless. While you rest, gosset and myself can patrol or watch over you.

TITLE DROP GO

Another rewrite. Maybe I shouldn't read my posts back to myself before posting them XD

But seriously, a WOODEN SPOON you can work into the structure, but not furniture? Javvie, you are being bad at this on PURPOSE.

On re-reading: I think most of these people have fought so much now some somnabulistic badassery is nearly expected and the Les Mis fangirl in me absolutely loves how Javert seems to prefer blunt weaponry mostly of his own accord.

(Pretty much this. I'm worried about our food situation, but we still have the diner untouched and there should be food there.)

Oh Link, it has been so long. You are still as wimpy and hairless as always; just as I remember you.

But just so you know, if you keep talking behind my back, I'll sharpen my paws on your face~

I'll bugger on to bed, but in lieu of what Kaneda said, obviously, we should keep an eye on the food as we construct the car and go look for in the diner more if it starts dwindling.

Also, I will probably be netless for a while tomorrow due to family lunch gathering. I'll be around in the morning, though, so I can prbably map out better how much puppeteering is needed then.

I am have delirious from too much food over the past few days.

I am sorry for having disappeared over the past few days but it is comforting to know that at the very least javert won't become a zombie when he gets around to drowning.

Weapons are too dangerous and valuable to be used for barricading. You wouldn't scrap a bomb to make a barricade, would you? Why should a wardrobe be any different?

Never stop nick naming me. And I like ALL the posts but I did agree with those plans, I just did not have time to say.

Because I was at a movie.

A movie called Les Miserables :D

Did you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men?

I did, Snark. Oh, how I did. <3

Yay! Dilemmas! But they weren't dramatic... :(

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

And the curse of Shelby Darlene strikes again!



To give this context, we just spent a long time sniping and assaulting the hotel, after which everyone rested and fed, so we're all at maxed relationships, rested, miraculously still uninjured, and not hungry. We have about 15 shotgun ammo, I think? And more than a hundred handgun ammo. All the rifle rounds were spent during the snipe/assault/breach. Choose wisely, my friends. :D

Random thing I've noticed: at least with this particular dilemma, the clock always randomly skips ahead to either midnight or noon while it's waiting for a decision, then returns to the 'proper' time once you pick. I wonder why.

This man is clearly a time-traveler whose presence affects the very flow of time itself!

Help him. Our time has come!

(FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHELBY, SHALL THY LOVE OF BLOOD NEVER BE SATED?

Lucky, Jaquelle, so lucky...

I have a bad feeling about this - we have no gun that shoots Marys, but if we leave that thing out there-)

-Zombies are murderers and murderers are criminals.

I've answered for my actions and made a full report over in the proper thread.

Also, if we get KO'd when the other team survived, I'll be convinced this game is biased toward robots.

Let us help him.

It is possible that the game will screw us over, but hey. If we don't, we will live forever in fear of the megazombie roaming the streets.

Is that your final answer? :D You don't have to do this, you know? You have all the clues already. Fufufufu...

Javert unfortunately can't change his mind without killing himself.

This will be funny when not changing his mind leads to him getting eaten by the Zombie King, right?

ALL HAIL WAFFLES

WAFFLES IS OUR HERO

WHAT

So the tiny little dog ran around the megazombie calling his attention, and the same tiny little dog shot him dead? That's just...

That's hilarious.

Thus always to criminals. Now may we kindly resume the plans, or will the bloodthirsty young woman continiously insist we waste our time with nonsense?

*throat clearing*

Who's a good doggy, oui, you are, ouuiiiii, you are...

You all saw nothing.

Congratulations, you have killed the Zombie King without anyone dying. You all can now join us in the Cool Survivors Club.

Do we get a moustache and a gun that shoots Mary?

That's for senior members. New inductees get a tshirt.

BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

goddamnit Shelby



We're currently at the warehouse where the last vehicle part is, but we haven't found it yet. The warehouse is 29% searched.

Madame, if you insist a trolley is proper defenses in this area, that is acceptable, but we have traded once already. As I believe the young people would say; go away.

Well, med supplies sounds handy.

Monsieur le Moustache has a point. Trade, then.

Hmm. We haven't used meds so far, and we already breached the hospital so I assume we do have some in stock, so we don't really need to trade. On the other hand, she might be carrying something nice.

What is my answer, according to that? Oh, you should know already...

Blood for the blood god, I see? :D

Exactly, my dearest fruity mastermind.

So far we have 1 vote for trade and 1 vote for kill. You know what, spectators, go ahead and vote. I'll give priority to any survivors if they peek their head in, but my laptop is burning up and I'd like to turn off the game before it kills my CPU. :D

The Moustache commands you to trade.