Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

And that, ladies and gentleman, was the 2000th post of this thread!

The Moustache has spoken, and so we will refrain from senseless killing. Update will be up soon.

ATTACK!

For reasons.

EDIT: Damn. Oh well. It probably wouldn't have worked out well for the survivors anyway, so trading is good.

Too late! Vote's closed and results saved! :D

I see what you're trying to do here, keifufairies~

Initial reaction: ... WHAT AM I TRYING TO DO?
Second thought: I ask myself that far too often.

Don't worry. I wouldn't aim to get the survivors killed. The zombie apocalypse is purely a spectator sport for me (despite the fact that I've failed to keep up with this run). I'm just amused that attacking was an option.

My mustache is proud to have contributed to such an important milestone.

Aha. Ha. Ahahahahahahahahaha.

This is it. It's finally here.

The dilemma we've all been waiting for.



I brought the last vehicle part safely back to the corner house, but then we ran out of food in the corner house, so I breached the bar to see if I could find some food here. Because I thought this would be a quick in-and-out breach (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA), I didn't bring any rifles with me, only the shotgun and handgun with their respective ammo, as well as machetes and brass knuckles. We have maxed relationships, are uninjured, and are mostly somewhere around flagging.

Davian Korran, Kaneda, Jacquelle, Flonne, soundlyParanoid, what you decide here may make or break your game. Choose wisely.

If you've played this dilemma before, DON'T LET US KNOW WHAT THOSE CHOICES LEAD TO. It's more hilarious *cough* fair that way.

BURN THEM. BURN THE ENTIRE BAR TO THE GROUND.

Just my humble opinion.

No! Javert! Je t'aime!

Set fire to the third bar.

If they seriously think we are going to give them Monsieur l'Inspecteur, they are in for a surprise. Let's burn them for even daring to suggest it.

Haa...hyaa!!!
( Around 3:04, which means burn baby burn.
also I'm still celebrating with my family so I won't be able to vote much, I'm sorry,but please puppet Link for a little bit.
I'll also comment on all the awesome stuff when I get back properly! :D)

I have been released to heavily armed lunatics before. It ended well enough. If you truly believe fire is the best option, I shall acquise, though it seems rather silly of you all to be so sentimental. I am old, and I have presumably already died once before though I find it hard to remember... are you all truly certain you will not buy your safety?

:DDDD This is much better! I totally think you guys should burn the place down! Just so you know, I am currently cackling madly. :3

Remind me which round you're in :P

EDIT: Next round. Excellent. Monsieur l'Inspecteur will watch.

:3333333333

Set fire to the bar. The monocle demands it.

You are all awful, awful people.

And I am worse, for I am a hypocrite!

It's like the game realized we nearly had everything we needed to get the hell out and then suddenly every damned dilemma.

I suppose I will join in the foolhardy gesture of burning the building.

It was nice knowing you all.

To fight at your side is an honour, chiot. I may have doubted your credentials, but never your heart, nor your ability.

Looks like we all unanimously BELIEVE IN MAGIC~





OH YEAH BABY





The bar has gone up in flames... together with all the food and weapons we left there. WHATEVER. NOBODY FUCKS WITH OUR JAVERT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

... On second thought, fires are used as distractions, right? So if you set the bar on fire... won't the zombies come run----er, limping and dragging? Maybe it's not a good idea? I dunno. My guts telling me to do it. But that could just be because I don't have a lot of games that give you the option to burn down bars.

EDIT: WHY AM I ALWAYS TOO LATE?!
EDIT II: So it looks like it worked? Hellyeah! Now just don't starve.

Oh. We need to bolt now, don't we?

Yeah, you're already fleeing to the church. It was a huge success, don't worry. :D This was hands down the BEST way to deal with the mob.

WHEN I GET HOME I AM SCREENCAPPING SO MANY JAVERT GLARING SHOTS MY GOD GUYS THIS WAS AWESOME I HAVE NO WORDS I HAVE NO ABILITY TO FORM COHERENT SENTENCES AND IN YOUR FACE FUCKING MOBSTERS, BURN.

That was more successful than I thought it'd be.

So we just flash fried some mafia types n' now they'll think twice about trying to kill the inspector.

that is how this works right.

(I can finally breathe again. Why are you looking glum, Javvie?)
That is Monsieur l'Inspecteur to you as well.
(Sourpuss. What's eating you?)
It was illogical. They could have saved their own existence, their provisions. It was the unsafe choice. They all agreed to do something irrational.
(Because no one wanted to lose you.)
That is not a valid reason. I am an officer of the Law doing my duty. If I die to save the lives of a just citizen, it is how it must be.
(Obviously, they didn't agree.)
Obviously, they are all imbeciles.
(Is that why you're finally smiling?)
....
(Softiiiieeee~)
.... Be silent now.

Of course. If someone messes with any of us, arson is just the logical and best way to deal with it.

We should try to get crackin' on the car soon, though. *is paranoid of food situation*

WE ARE THE LAW, AND THE LAW IS NOT MOBBED.

And... yeah, same. We should really hightail before someone decides cannibalism isn't applying when it's human-on-sentient-fluffy-baby-animal.

javvie let me hug you /brb gross sobbing

I couldn't resist, I admit. I actually spent a lot of time pondering how he'd react to every dilemma in the game I knew of, and the mobster one would very clearly speak to the Weberian archetype in him that might treat a criminal abhorrently, but he would die a thousand times if it could save a just man. At least he was lucky to be with people who wasn't taking his bullshit this time XD

I'm so glad you decided to RP him for this round. SO MOE OMG

*cough*

Anyway, on with the game. After we flee to the church, I spend most of the day bringing over weapons to the corner house and then breaching the diner and bringing back as much food as I could, which ended up being 2 small meals and a snack because the survivors gobbled up all the rest.

Guess what? You're absolutely right! This is what the map looks like right now:



Yeeeep. Ten hours later and the mountain of flaming mobster corpses is still burning strong, attracting zombies from all over town. If this game has any sense of justice whatsoever, they'll all die in that fire and we won't have to worry about anything except repairing the station wagon with people who have no idea what a station wagon is, let alone how to fix it.

Honestly, he is turning out far better than I could have hoped. I think he's feeding into the awesomeness of the thread.

Many zombies. So many... so....

To set the mob aflame...this...this is beautiful. I salute you, oh survivors of the Third Age.

Don't ever die leave us. <3

DAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You and DK REALLY should go post your fanart over in the LP fanart thread. Seriously. This is too much adorbs to be confined to a single thread.

Beauty; I have beheld it!

He'll stay if you promise to keep drawing ;w;

Gee, thank you guys. It was just a sudden burst of creativity, but I'm glad you liked it.

If we make it out alive, I'll... no. I don't think I can really promise that I'll draw a good group pic, but I'll try my best.

Huh. Can the human mob attack while you're at the building with the vehicle? Because if you set fire to the building....

My guess as to the answer: THIS GAME.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Also hey, survivors treat some of their own injuries with painkillers now! This patch is great. Y'know, aside from the whole zombie tracking thing goddamn it devs WHY ;____;