Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

If you keep this going, Fontaine, I'm gonna have to sue.

I'm so sorry please don't kill me

Boo-hoo ;_;

Well... that was rather futile. At least we weren't left with the curiousity of what she could've carried.

The plans right now are to repair the vehicle try not to starve. How the hell did we gobble up around 61 ingredients anyway?

Nah, I didn't get the 40 ingredients in the factory because I couldn't carry all of them plus the tools/weapons. :( I'll go to the factory right now and see if I can't hit the nearby buildings as well.

We, as a group, are seriously too badass for these dilemmas to phase us. Like the worst was the mafia and that ended in a bbq (for zombies).

I feel sorry for the places we're going to roll through once we get the car running.

And then a massive fog rolls in, with you suddenly going into a seemingly deserted town, when....

No. We are not dealing with stupid cults trying to resurrect their dark and terrible god.

Is everyone dead yet?

*sigh*

There's no harm in dreaming, right? It's not like we are not advancing on the repairs, despite being completely incopentents at it.

*hiss*Nope, not yet. :')

You know what, about that...

You do know that leaving these unfinished posts is an evil thing to do, right?

Mary stole our car, didn't she >:|

Fu. Fufu. UFUFUFUFUFUFUFU.

Take one last good look at your stats, boys and girls...



...because WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!



ARE YOU READY TO WIN?!

Vote YES or NO

DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK

HOLY SHIT

I mean yes.

I love you omg

MUAHAHAHAHA- oh crap.

i think i just destroyed our save file.

again.

D:

ANA.

I DO NOT HAVE LES MIS SONGS FOR THAT.

How are you managing to destroy every save file. D:

Still voting yes.

OOPS

TEE HEE

SORRY MY HAND JUST KINDA SLIPPED ON THE "ABANDON GAME" BUTTON

I told them putting a giant red button was a bad idea, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

ana why

Not that I believe you. <3

Alright. Alright.

So repairs are finished.

We are ready to go WE ARE READY TO GO

The only thing that would dampen the moment if something worse than zombies popped u-

MY HEART

YOU BROKE IT



Would I ever lie to you, my friends? Why would I EVER do that to my beloved LP audience?

Ana I love you but I also hate you WHHYYYYY WE ALMOST WON

Fuck it, imma sing my songs anyway.

If I died:

D-don't you fret,
M'sieur Javert,
I don't feel any pain.
A little fall of rain,
Can hardly hurt me now...
You're here! That's all I need to know...
And you will keep me safe,
And you will keep me close,
And rain,
Will make the flowers,
Grow...

If you suckers died:

Oh my friends, my friends, forgive me!
That I live, and you are gone.
There's a grief that can't be spoken,
There's a pain goes on and on...

My friends, my friends, don't ask me!
What your sacrifice was for.
Empty chairs at empty tables,
Where my friends... Will meet... No more.

DRAMA.

We could say you killed us all, so I call it fair. <3

(...!? Does this mean I'm finally moving up the waitlist?)

Can I get put back on the wait list, if you're still accepting people?

I think it's probably more likely Anabanana is trying to end things on a cliff hanger while everyone wanders in.

Same. I really enjoyed playing this round with y'all. :')

Then it'd be one helluva free-fall.

No seriously gaiz I burnt our save file into nothing but ashe-

Oh, fine. FINE. Since you INSIST on sucking all the FUN out of this LP...



The five of you are perfectly all right (except for that weird image bug that's screwing up the map display) and ready to try out this newfangled contraption called a "station wagon" or whatever.

If you have any last words to say to your comrades - any last songs to sing - now would be the time. :D

And yeah, you can come back for one more round if you want to, Jacqueline and Kan-Kan <3

EDIT: Or should I say... ONE MORE DAY

Back onto the waitlist with me, too. Maybe next time I won't be a murderpuppy.

(two biggest badasses of the round: murderpuppy and moustachecat. And Javert. THREE biggest badasses. Murderpuppy, moustachecat, javert, and a prissy princess. FOUR BIGGEST BADASSES. oh just... I'll come in again.)

I request that, if she wants, DK be in the same group as me so my planned Enjolras character doesn't have to be lonely. <3

or should I be Marius nnngghhh too many decisions

You're already Enjolras in X-COM, aren't you? xD

I am a super serious Mafia-Player. I don't believe in fun. I believe in WINNING. HARRUMPH.

I can be Enjolras in more than one place! But yes, perhaps something new is in order... Oh, well, I have lots of time to think it over.

My last song, guys. It's been a good run. And we're the first to get the hell outta here IN YOUR FACE, ROBOTS.

Do you hear the people sing, lost in the valley of the night?
It is the music of a people who are climbing toward the light!
For the wretched of the earth, there is a flame that never dies.
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise!

Will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricades is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing, say do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring when tomorrow comes!

Tomorrow comes!

What? Uh... I'm a cat. Cats aren't that good at speeches. I'll just purr in the background while Jac sings.

There are now pieces of bread all over the keyboard. I hope you are happy.

'Cause I am.

I really really liked playing in this group, but if I end up somewhere else I'll have no complaints either.

Oh, and here's the last vote of the game. I'm about to go to bed. Would you like to see the ending of the game now, or would you rather wait until I wake up tomorrow? :D

Now. I am not good with waiting.