Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Tomorrow. Javert should have the chance to sing a bit before it all ends, don't you think?

Someone break this tie please. :>

The Mustache is undecided and will go with whatever Ana wants.

If it is too much trouble to stay awake until the tie breaks, post it now. Javvie can sing on the road.

I agree with this post!

You guys did it...

You survived! :D

Someone find a way to LP their quest for food and gas!

Congratulations on being the first Broken Forum team to win Zafehouse: Diaries, and with all your survivors intact at that! Great game, my friends. I had tons of fun, and I hope you all did too. :)

By the way, in order to celebrate Broken Forum's first (and hopefully not last) win over the evil entity that is Zafehouse: Diaries, I'm going to upload this record of our successful run onto the website. Suggest and vote for a title to call our game. :D

(How did you guys kill more zombies than what was in the town?)

VICTOLY



I think I speak for everyone when I say we had lots of fun too. Thank you, GM. :')

Sheer badassery, that's how.

Zombies don't die; they just get knocked out and come back up again later.

If nobody has any better ideas, I think I'll just title it "Broken Victory" and be done with it. Sound good? Good.

"How the Forum was won"?

The Legend of Les Miserpuppies and Longshore Cats.

FTFY.

We don't KNOW if that second round would have won because the save is gone forever. I'm not actually mad just to make this clear

I vote for Broken Victoly!

I went with this, people. It was just too perfect. Now go read the run all over again here. :D

"Least useful survivor"?

Fuck you, game.

So like

how was Zelda less useful than Link.

But you did the most damage! Making kinda ironic that the princess inflicted all the damage as opposed to her protector.

Not in my book! Zelda was actually incredibly useful. She and Kaneda were the only two people that were any good at patrolling without getting killed unlike a certain yappy little dog. Javert was good too, but he always needed to be off doing other stuff like barricading and shit.

I find this hilarious.

Zelda had magic before Link knew what a sword was; she's freaking overpowered!

^

Yeah, Zelda had so much pent up anger that she ended up being a killing machine.

I love the fact that we escaped without a single scratch.

Still accepting waitlist additions?

Oh sure, every forumite's seen the Poster Dog o' the apocalypse. Everyone acts like they's the next Waffles.

Well, let me ask yer somethin'.


What do yer think happened to that there dog?

He's a dog. There were bones EVERYWHERE!

This was the inevitable.

Guys. Guys.

Started my All Les Mis, All The Time run. Valjean and Cosette hate the poor, Javert and Eponine hate the rich, and Marius hates the middle class.

However, Valjean and Cosette are BFFs, Cosette and Marius are close, and Javert doesn't like Valjean. Really, the only non-canon thing is Valjean and Marius being friends.

ETA: And then EVERYONE died the second turn. We were breaching the library, which Eponine said only had 2 zombies. Jesus, girl, I know you want to murder/suicide Marius, but did you have to take everyone else out with you?

...I don't think I'm cut out for this game.

yesss, finally, a group from our forum survived the apocalypse! we are not dooooooomed.

I watched the les mis movie yesterday SO I FINAlLLY UNDERSTAND.

Did you think of us while you watched? :D

Starting up my first round with vanilla survivors. How do you find survivors' stats for breaching/assaulting?

Yessss. The entire time I was thinking OH this explain so much about Javert.

the songs now makes me want to sing and cry~

Tell them to breach something and then click the order.

(So I boot up this morning thinking we probably all died, as usual. And I start reading. And reading. AND SERIOUSLY, CHIRST, YOU GUYS, FOR ONCE 831 WORDS A FUCKING MINUTE ACTUALLY FELT SLOW AS I STARTED TO REALIZE, MOTHER OF BLANKETS, WE WEREN'T DEAD.

We were winning. We were actually winning. We won the game and the universe didn't break. Just in time for my planned avachange, too XD.

I was actually cautious about a second round once I realized we might actually win for the sake of not jinxing (and let's face it; it'll NEVER go this well again), BUT if I am wanted there, I am up for it. Since I think Javert's earned his retirement, though, I shall go as Éponine a second round, I think. Does that help break the tie, Jacque?

Now to adapt what was going to be Javert's dying speech into a victory thing instead!)

...
(Any minute you want to start talking, you can.)
Escape feels counter intui-
(-no.)
... I still don't like any of-
(-no.)
Sacre bleu... Princess, gosset, félin, chiot. I believe I am duty-bound to share a few words as well.

(Personally my feelings on how we pulled this off has more to do with them and the benevolent GM than you, Mr. I-can-take-an-experimental-cure-and-be-just-fine.)

Be silent.

Princess.

Sometimes the words you speak to me are strange and confusing, and your Nordic propensity for wishing to wrap your arms around me seems uneeded in this climate, but I shall be much remiss, were I not to admit you make a fine ally. Perhaps, if they had had rulers such as you, le Ancien Regime would not have fallen. Toulon* would not... but I digress. I am unsure what you find in my Company, but I shall remain with you and yours as long as you need me. A finer superior, I have not served.

Gosset.

I will never learn to like children. They are loud, disruptive, and they destroy one's best laid plans. However, I have come to realize that you do none of these things, and so, you are not a child. You are perhaps, as you claimed all along, a hero. I have been most arrogant in my perceptions, and your prowess despite your limitations have taught me, perhaps, what the barricades could not... Little people know when little people fight. To Watch you grow and fight the odds have been... educational.

(Javert.)

... and I am proud of you.

(('atta boy.)

Féline.

A finer strategist than yourself, I have never seen, and you... I...
(He means to say he likes patting fluffy things on the head.)
... be silent. I simply wished to remark upon how good it is we all get along now.
(And that you love fluffy kitties.)
Be silent.

Now, chiot.

Once we find a police station, it shall be my humble joy to serve as your colleague. One should be most remiss to kick you, believing you the pup. If the dead rise again, we shall destroy them. And if that Young lady calls down further curses, we shall combat them, for you are the finest warrior I ever saw, and I must tip my hat to you. The police is gifted to have you.


Now.

I do not know how I came to be in this strange place. I still do not know where 24601 is, and one day I must find him. Tout de meme, it can wait. Men like me can never change, but I believe we may perhaps find... peace. If that is so, it is what I have here.

And I believe I was asked to accompany our escape with some 'singing', were I to be alive at the time. I unfortunately only know of one song. I may have to do.

There...
Out in the darkness
A fugitive running
Fallen from God
Fallen from grace
God, be my witness!
I never shall yield
'till we come face to face
'till we come face to face...

He knows his way in the dark
Mine way of the Lord
Those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward!
And if they fall as Lucifer fell
The flame, the sword!

Stars...
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels!
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night...

You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as Lucifer fell
You fall in flame!

And so it must be
For so it is written
On the doorway to Paradise
That those who falter
And those who fall
Must pay the price...

Lord, let me find him
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
'till then
This I swear
This I swear by
The stars!!!!!!!!

*(Just a small headcanon thing. Toulon was sacked in 1793 by Napoleon, three years before Valjean arrives. Javert HAS to have been present and witnessed the slaughter there having been around thirteen at the time.)

(Ana, everyone, that was AMAZING, and anyone who wants to apologize for wanting to watch us fail shouldn't, you'd miss the point of the LP!)

Marius it is then! Now, Michael Ball Marius or Eddie Redmayne Marius...

Javert. My darling. I shall be yours as long as you wish to be with me <3 Even though Hyrule is lost to me, I see its grace and perfection in you.

Link, GTFO. I have a new hero.

Since I have some sort of obsession with screenshotting from what I own, I am probably going with Lea Salonga!Éponine from Hey, Mr. Producer!. She'll be inexplicably Asian-looking, but she will also look properly ragged and heartbreaking, at least.