Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

Cosette chugs Valjean at people, if I remember right. Éponine... I can't remember save a dramatic entry where she tosses off her disguise to fight in a dress.

This should... answer everything, though. And create a few more questions:

Mistress Mary, quite contrary~

They're waiting.

Beginning of video: Okay, this is weird, but not THE weirdest Les Mis thing ever
Middle of video: TEA-SIPPING JOEYS WHO FIGHT WITH INFLATABLE FIGHTING BABIES AND RUN MARIUS OVER WITH A CAR WUT
End of video: The LAWR got its ass kicked!

This is real!?!?

The real question you should ask is WHY. According to the creator the answer to THAT is "I have no friends."

But yeah, it's a real thing XD. There's more than one youtube video on it, too.

On the subject of the lynch mob, though, what in the world is their motivation, anyway? How is killing more people supposed to help anything?

Turns out it wasn't the mob



I imagine it's referring to the dilemma in which the infected girl shows up.

Erm, feel free to blame us if that makes them not shoot anyone? >_>

It says a lot about this world that people being armed is all the survivors need as an excuse to FIGHT. And it doesn't really matter if said armament is a shopping trolley.

Mary has no parents! Liars.

...a movie? I haven't seen it a lot of movies, but that's really cool!
I wonder if we could go see it once we get away, Fishie? Promise we can, okay?

... I'm not done modifying our gun, so don't run off and try to attack some place big, okay? It'd be bad if someone died already.

I'm using some parts from the bed for it! We don't need a bed, right?

We don't have any librarians so no-one should get exhausted instantly so I think we're fine.

If CuteCat/Pipsqueak wants to continue modifying the gun, the rest of the survivors should chain at least a few hours of actions for me. If I save and quit the game, the modifying action is interrupted and if I have to quit every turn the modifications will never be finished.

If we're going to be remaining at this location I'll add more traps to the place.

Oh, and I'm also waiting on more votes for the Rebuild 2 LP, in case you're wondering about that. I'm flattered that you all trust me to the point that every single person who's voted so far has given up their character up to be puppetted (you suuuuuure that's a wise choice, gaiz? :D), but I'd rather have at least a general direction or at least a couple specific actions before I proceed.

For Rebuild: Send the scavengers off to get food from whatever locations have the most food; send Zelda to recruit survivors; and send some soldiers to kill zombies at the hospital and reclaim it ASAP.

Hey, you know Javert's long term goal is to get a police station running.

And arresting EVERYONE.

I want to sharpen my paws on zombies. However it's more productive to do so.

If that is to sharpen them on the hospital zombies, as Jac says, then so be it.

Feels weird to say that without the cat avatar.

That sounds good to me. Just let me know where you need me and I'll get to work. Preferably something away from that Javert guy. He keeps looking at me funny and muttering under his breath. It's starting to creep me out.

Mais non, Ma... Mo... Made...
(You're an idiot sometimes.)
... Logan...
(You look like you're in physical pain.)
... be silent. Mais non, Logan, I am simply observing. As an officer of the Law, that is my purpose.
(Also as an idiot.)
Be silent. Now, what is that you are eating? It seems to have been chewed upon for many hours. Surely there are better provisions available to you?

*In an abandoned building, a mysterious surgeon's totally real and not at all fake mustache bristles in the air*

"...they are here. I can feel it. The time of my return is coming...!"

I will search the place until it is fully searched then I can watch for the undead.

Actually, I'll help CuteCat with modifications. Although I have a preference for close-combat modifications but I don't mind either way.

FTFY, principal!

Never stop. Please.

You know, that reminded me that yesterday I tried to remix Ana's singing into a electrochipmunk song. It was all going well until Fruity Loops decided to go all GIMME YO MONIES and thrashed the project. *sigh*

I'M NOT SURE I CAN. The browser keeps crashing when I try to work on A New Mode Called Roadkill XD

Seems I'll have to stuff it into Word for once. Stupid rickety laptop _ _

Dist somehow didn't like this movie. I do not comprehend. Maybe the robots weren't tacky enough for his tastes?

Hm, if there's anything left around we can modify for close combat, then Dist will help.

Confirming actions.

Main LP

vayaviya/Dist, Sharp Whiskey/Caoimhe, and CuteCat/Pipsqueak are modifying for close combat.
Shelby Darlene/Amanohashi is searching starting location till completion and then taking watch duty.
Waiting on SongBird /Song.

Rebuild 2 LP

Jacquelle:

Davian Korran:

Kaneda:

Sarasha: Agrees with Jacquelle, and prefers to not be sent on the same mission as Javert.

Waiting to see if others have any more input.

So here's a fun fact: one survivor actively attempting to poison everyone does NOT count as a conspiracy!

Decepticon run went horribly wrong. The only decent relationship was between Breakdown and Knock Out. Which stayed bright green the entire time even as everything else dove red.

*Obligatory THIS GAME remark*

You have the worst luck with these games.

And the next song is Don't Cry For Me Argentina. God, what I am doing...

The sad thing is, we don't even control when we get to eat snacks.

wat

i don't remember zafehouse: diaries being THAT kind of game

except for Mary, maybe

GODLY THINGS

It says 'dick choppers'?! XD

Reeeeeaaaaaally need to stop doing these when I am tired.

Funnily enough, the only conspiracy I've encountered was a week or two ago, laptop mysteriously exploding.
I guess I'm lucky with relationships.

Did you intentionally make them dislike each-other? How would you go about that? Would be an interesting run to try out.

Everyone else insists on the contrary.

I really do. Why.

That... seems less like a conspiracy than an active poisoning attempt.

I actually didn't, but they started off with less-than-amazing relationships and I just never intervened. Eventually they ground down to red and everything went badly.

What DOES constitute a conspiracy if not what Videet mentioned? I notice it wasn't trailing snide remarks right for our run, though, so maybe the poison didn't count by mistake?

This is why I never touch alchohol, my brain is bad enough on pure exhaustion. I think I meant the choppers were jerks, in retrospect.

I don't know, it's the closest thing I've experienced to something that suggests a conspiracy.

Relationships have never stayed overly negative for long with me even without me intervening with rumours or the feast, arguments and the like occur only rarely.

Ssssssoooo, I went to check the Screwfly forums.

I think we broke something...

Yeah, when I first saw that phrase I went "HUH!?" and it took my mind like three seconds to realize that that was what you meant instead. XD

Is there a way to set prejudices? Random prejudices are fun, but I'm trying to get a group into character...

Best I could tell from the demo it decides on group composition. I tested with the Javert we used here and he's hated everything from young people to certain races, to women, to the rich...