Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Shazbot.

Wait, better epithet: Vicious saucer.

Meter would work better if it was "I'll cry at all these dilemmas", but other than that completely awesome :D

... stupid Cao... It was my gun, why'd he have to steal my idea? *Grumble*
My new weapon's way better, anyway. So nyeh!

... There's nothing else left to modify though. Isn't there any place close we can move to? Some place with really few zombies, like the factory?
I don't want to wait for Amano to go look around other places and come back, there's nothing left to do here except play cards... and I don't really know a lot of card games...
(Only a mad scientist can make a weapon out of such a thing as a saucepan! And I'm blaming his terrible relation with Cao on him taking the gun away.
Not making any orders yet (keep playing cards, Pip?), but the longer we idle here the more time we waste.)

Excellent point! I'll get correcting it!

And seriously, if I miss meter at anything, just tell me. I'm not very musical and changing a word or two isn't a big deal to me,

Remember to bold suggested votes, but I must say I am a bit bummed at how briefly we were Most Badass Survivors. Winning kind of pales against the Vicious Saucepan ;_;

I'm not musical but mistakes in meter really jump out at me, I'm not sure why.

Sometime I can go through your lyrics with my Red Pen of DOOM Editing, but until then I'll just bask in the awesome of Roadkill Evita and vicious saucepans.

That works out very well, the way I see it. All I can do is condense actions into mildly sarcastic commentary and approximate, so help with meter would be much appreciated.

I guess that's the one weakness our team had. No one able to modify, no vicious saucepans. Must see if I can remedy that when I set up Éponine, come the day...

The thing about Marius and Eponine is they have a tendency to hate each others guts due to class difference.

Sometimes I wish I could put this stuff on my résumé. "Editing experience: edited musical version of zombie game Evita parody."

(Fixed.)
(I'm holding off on an action for now -- I've got to head AFK in a few hours and don't want to end up breaching the factory all alone or something if nobody else is helping out, so I'm just asking about what to do right now.)

Hm, I suppose what you could do was say "I am willing to breach X if Y amount of people comes along." or the likes?

Well, provided they don't flay each other within the first hour, maybe they can end up friends. Javert was prejudiced against Zelda directly and they never even came to blows (maybe because she was racist to dogs). Kaneda didn't like men and after the first rumour she was his BFF. I guess if it's a general hate-on-hate though, Link and Kaneda would be a better cause for study, or Waffles and Kaneda.

I shouldn't post while I am reading comparative studies.

That was what I meant, I wanted to help modify items, not help modify the same item.

Zombies gon' be running scared.

You can't play cards, because when I reload all idling actions will be cancelled, but I'll put this down as an order to idle then! :D

Votals time!

Main LP

CuteCat/Pipsqueak wants to be a lazy idler breach the factory, but if nobody wants to come along, he'll just make traps instead.
Shelby Darlene/Amanohashi wants to investigate the south library... if he can find his way there in the first place, that is.
Sharp Whiskey/Caoimhe wants EVERYBODY to breach the warehouse together.
vayaviya/Dist is being a good comrade and volunteering to help breach the warehouse with Caoimhe.
Waiting on Songbird/Song.

Rebuild 2 LP

What to research?

Stealth - 3 (Kaneda, soundlyParanoid*, Jacquelle*)
Signalling - 1 (Ozzo)
Preservation - 2 (Sarasha, Davian Korran)

*anti-zombie stuff in general

Who to research?

Javert (but will pull him off when it comes time to reclaim the police station)
Maybe Link

soundlyParanoid wants to build a "dedicated team of experts", so maybe I'll just stick Javvie and Link in there forever.

Things to do

• Reclaim lab and farms.
• Increase our defenses. (Reclaim police station, mall+barricade.)
• Clear out the helipad.
• Increase housing by turning hospital into apartment and reclaiming the suburbs first.
• Put undead soldiers on guard duty.
• Scavenge and recruit.

Let me know if I missed anything!

(... man, way to make it sound bad. And now I imagine Pip fumbling with the cards -- I don't think you can modify a card deck, so...)
Does anyone else wanna move? I wanna go breach the factory... But I'm afraid to go all on my own. I don't want to go alone.
If nobody else wants to come, I'll play with and make traps instead...

It'd be so badass if we could modify cards into close combat weapons. I imagine it would go something like this:

Personally, I think the best course of action is for all of us to breach the warehouse, warehouses are massive stock-piles of items and are usually on the same level as houses in regards to how many zombies are in there, I've had a seriously injured survivor clear a warehouse on their own before, worst case scenario if we all breach is that someone might get a boo-boo but that is always a risk with breaching.

Unless I am playing the game in which case they make sure to severely injure each other before they go.

But yeah, judging of the runs so far what you say seems to be more normal.

Well, someone already did a VICIOUS saucepan, so I guess I just...



*hides*

Also, I find the idea of a little cat turning into Hisoka hilarious.

*clap clap clap* Beautiful.

You mean something like this?

Do you want to kill me, by causing me to break my ribcage with such raucous laughter? :(

Seriously though, that's hilarious. If I ever finish Hunter x Hunter I don't think I'll be able to look at him the same. I MEAN HOLY SHIT HE'S SO MOE JUST LOOK HNNG

My brother downloaded it.

He tried to breach the police station using only tools such as the hand-axe and so on as weapons.
Amazingly, only two people died.

I can't imagine why people would NOT find Hisoka moe. I mean, just look at him!

He's so cute!

So sexy!

SO FUCKING MOE OMGGGG KYAA

Oh, and because no Hisoka pic-spam would be complete without this:

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU deja vu?

HUG ME AND PAT MY FUR FOREVER

Everyone I meet hates Hisoka for some reason.

Why? No idea, I find him to be the most adorable jester ever. :'(

Your brother plays like me with better luck on survival rates.

*pats KanKan's fur forever* He is, isn't he? If I were the type to have body pillows, I would totally have a body pillow of Hisoka. I don't know why people hate him either; he's by far the best character in HunterXHunter.

*cough* Anyway... let's continue on our wonderful magical Rebuild 2 adventure! I stuck the zombies on guard duty, Javert and Link on research, and Ayumu went off to investigate a farm somewhere because she was getting hungr- what's that, you say?

Our recent recruitment of zombies to fill the gaps in our defence against zombies seems to have backfired?!



Given that we're actually using zombies to man un-man the barricades, choosing "yes" would be incredibly insulting to our undead brethen, don't you think? You're going to hurt their feelings, you know? D:

(Remember to bold your votes!)

Non.

Zombies are murderers and murderers are criminals and criminals have no rights,

(Javert is all for stepping on the non-French. Even moreso if they're dead. Fouche wasn't a big believer in free speech.)

Uh, I think you mean... yes, ban the book, right? Since they're criminals, after all...

(Ah, yes. Ban the book XD)
And then arrest the author for attempting to create public unrest.
(Javert...)
And brand him.
(Javert!)
... perhaps it is 24601 coming to subvert polite society yet again...
(..... this might take a while.)

But it has pictures! And color! It's such a pretty book, let's keep it!

I think at this stage Javert is between wanting to rush off to arrest the author, have a prolonged soliloquay about Valjean or wondering how that little girl survived being turned into a zombie and being shot for attacking Link.

Don't ban it. I wanna see what happens~

Don't ban it. ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO.

Dead and smelly and murderous people but people still.

... modern society seems evenly divided between imbeciles and lunatics... this 'free speech' nonsense has no place in a rational bureacracy, féline. If you give the public rights, they will use them to commit crimes. That is no way to drive a great nation.

I beg to differ, Monsieur. What are we, the rulers, without the people below us? Is there anything that makes us really better to them, that gives us the right to treat them as inferior? They may be zombies, but they are cooperating with us still. If we deprive them of their rights, the only thing we will achieve is to make them miserable and unhappy, which will ultimately lead to riots and bloodshed.

Having said that...

I'm really goddamned curious of what happens if you don't ban it. :D

Oui, and then you can kill them and be done with it. You speak as if there is something wrong with that.
(Probably because that's crazy.)
It is the rules of the nation I served, it is those rules I shall enforce. I am the instrument of the state.
(I'm so proud of you. You actually made it this far without complaining about female vote.)
Albeit...
(... please don't go there.)
Trés bon. One is born the ruler, the policeman. To upset one's true place creates disharmony. In this instance, what is one man's foolish delusions when it upsets the many? Non, I do not understand it.

If anyone wants a reference on how much finding a rescue clue helps improve relationships:

Did Chris get that bruise from Cao, Yasuo or Robert, then? :D

Yasuo.

Oh my, Chris seems to be very unpopular.



If the mob asks for him I might just be inclined to facilitate them.

ALWAYS THE LITTLE GIRLS TOSSING THEM. ALWAYS THE LITTLE GIRLS. It's like the game's meta and knows about this thread,

D: BAN THAT SHIT Zombies are not our friends you guys!