Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

I would go but I actually need to be leaving shortly to cook things for a party. Ugh what is human socialization.

I did it already, don't worry about it. :>

Thank you! I'm really not trying to tell them how to make their game, but I know things that I would find helpful so I'm suggesting them as I come across them.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go pull the innards out of dead things.

And that's what they're looking for, so that's great! Otherwise they wouldn't have a whole subforum for suggestions on their site. :3

While the denizens of Montreuilsurmer are torn between saving Kaneda and throwing her to the mad scientist, a certain group of survivors over in another town decided to breach a warehouse together. It'll be fine, Sharp Whiskey said. They're practically like houses, only with more stuff! It's totally saf-



And the blood splatter strikes again!



Well, well, well. Looks like we have two injured survivors...



...but only one bandage.

Last round left me a bit bloodthirsty, to be honest. <3

I also love how Song is uninjured despite being the only person fighting with their BARE FUCKING HANDS while the two people who had the awesome modified weapons got slashed up. Just goes to prove that the most badass survivors are always the animals. Even if they're a tiny little goldfish stuck in a lightbulb.

EDIT: And this is why to be absolutely safe, you do what I did last round and always ALWAYS assault/snipe before breaching a place.

Anyway, get your actions/plans in, survivors.

EDITx2: Wait a minute, how does a goldfish have hands in the first place?! Is- is she some kind of super fish mutant?!

EDITx3: I KNEW IT. Song isn't a goldfish... she's THIS:

Can I get a look at the relationships?

Sure!

I seem to be the least popular, yay.

Anywho, I'll treat Amonohashi for his injuries, I should have four or five stars for that.

Ah, that reminds me. Here are your treating injuries stats.

Pipsqueak 4
Caoimhe 4
Dist 3
Amanohashi 2
Song 1

Guess Pippy's not all that useless after all, is he? :D

EDIT: And your corpse cleaning stats.

Song 5
Caoimhe 5
Amanohashi 5
Pipsqueak 3
Dist 2

I take that back. Pips and Ditz are still both pretty useless.

Wee~ I didn't get hurt~! *Mostly stayed behind the rest*
... ah, but Amano's bleeding... A-are you okay? Maybe I can help? I know a lot about the human body, so it shouldn't be very hard!
Cao, you should go search or something instead... Find your own gauze! I don't like you poking at Amano, you'll just end up hurting him!

(Hey, a 3 is ... kind of decent. I was fully expecting another 1, there. Cao's got the highest search stat, so they can find another bandage the fastest.)

So Song is an Axolotl? I didn't know she had Mexican ancestry!

Fun fact: According to a biology book of mine, these little fellows can grow their limbs back!

Now you know who to send on suicide missions. ;)

Yeaaaah... you and Dist did absolutely nothing during that breach. :|

... emotional support? :D
It's probably for the best that we didn't, though. We didn't have enough weapons for everyone... We would definitely have gotten hurt if we tried to fight bare-handed.

Fine, I'll search for anything useful.

Just so the rest of you know, the survivor who is being treated will stop what they're doing to be treated so they're effectively idling.

So I asked and this was their reply:

So that should help a little, at least. If you want me to, I can try requesting it in the mods subforum to see if anybody else would be willing to make it.

They answer your questions but not mine.......I see how it is!

Just because they didn't reply to your suggestion doesn't necessarily mean they're not considering it, haha. Or maybe they just have nothing to say about a particular suggestion.

My feelings are hurt, damn it!

For what it's worth, I thought it was a good suggestion. :> But earlier I think they said something about not being able to save during dilemmas because it's in "simulation mode" or whatever, and maybe you wouldn't be able to view stats and such for the same reason? It's a mystery~

No! Not our kitty!

I mean really, could anyone give her up after that vector with Javert? I THINK NOT.

((Luxurious Manly Baseball Cap! go!))

No! The mad scientist guy can't have our kitten! I want her to be my loyal sidekick!

H-how did you know? I hid it so well...

EDIT: I mean... what's that? I'm definitely not one of those. Just a normal police officer, zombie killing goldfish.

For my next turn I think I'll clean corpses.

... so she's a Wooper?

I'll clean up corpses until there is none left then watch for any high school aged females zombies.

Thank you for your concern, but surely the bandages would be better used on the Caoimhe-chan?

Awww, c'mon, it could work! I mean...


Who wouldn't trust that smile?


EDIT: holy cow how did the forums decide to just not show me like... a couple pages of posts? I checked, those pages were not showing up! ... Or maybe it's my browser? Yeah, probably some messed-up cache issues. I'll just. I'll just go over here and give my laptop a good restart. OTL

(Oh, I didn't see this post... and I really don't want any wardrobes thrown... So.. CHANGE! Amanohashi will... watch just watch for zombies!)

I will sit in the corner feeling sorry for myself investigate the school, for lack of anything better to do.

I say we make 'em fight for the bandage!

Never stop making these, Kaneda ;w; Who'd think Javert and cats would be such an adorable combination? The true form of Song is also adorable, but she can't be a Wooper, a Wooper has no arms.

And hoooh boy, injuries. Now watch bandages become the rarest damn thing in the game. Splints, anyone?

That just makes her all the more badass. Killing zombies with limbs she doesn't even have.

I wonder if 'bare hands' means she smacked their faces in with the lightbulb...

Confirming actions.

CuteCat/Pipsqueak is treating Amanohashi.
Sharp Whiskey/Caoimhe is searching the location.
Songbird/Song will clean corpses.
Shelby Darlene/Amanohashi will watch for zombies.
vayaviya/Dist will investigate the school.

Update coming shortly.

*gasp* We heard somebody laughing in the school! It must be some other survivors! Hey gaiz do you wanna go check it out? :D



Whoah. WHOAH. Your second building and ALREADY an essential rescue clue?! Damn, this round is already going so much better than the previous classic mode run...



Those relationships are looking so much better already! Goddamnit.





Still no bandages though.

Am I the only one who thinks Dist just hates Song because a fish in a lightbulb fights better than he does?

I heard someone laughing
Who, tho', could it be?
Perhaps it was Umazes
Calling out to me
Maybe she's not gone so far away as we've been told
I heard someone laughing
Maybe it was she?

Oh god. That yellow head. Those purple eyes!

Secret Garden quoting reminds me I have an insane project to run!

Enter the only Evita song I CAN'T for the life of me learn by heart...

With the sole exception of Mary the little sociopath, the voices of the Broken crowd cry out in outrage against sending Kaneda off to be slaughtered in the mad doctor's experiments.



Our kitty is way more important than whatever your stupid research is! Now go back to your hellhole of a lab and never come back out again.

Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah, we managed to reclaim the heliport and-

*BOOM*



...what?

Goddamnit, Dr. Jerk! Just because we denied you your lab rat doesn't mean you have to go have to blow up our helicopter! You're lucky that this game doesn't have lynch mobs. >:(

Despite the mad scientist trying his best to fuck up everything for us, we're actually doing pretty well.



Yay! We now have 45 defense from buildings!



Double yay!





What next, survivors?

Also, we've recruited nine zombies in total and I've been putting all eight soldiers on permanent guard duty as per Jacquelle/Zelda's requests, but we also just got a LEADER zombie (*gasp* the Zombie King is alive?!), so let me know what you want to do with that as well.

EDIT: Survivor stats have been updated.

Have the leader zombie serve us some drinks. Drinking is good for moral.

Drink with me,
To days gone by...
Sing with me,
The songs we knew!
Here's to pretty boys who went to our heads...