Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Will do. Oh, and by the way, Snark, Javert, and Link have been stuck in the (other) lab unless you command them to do otherwise.

No, 'cause Cao's a jerk!

...Oh! Cao found more weapons to play with! And a piece of paper, what does it mean?... and... 15 spoons? Eh? Do we need those?
Keep looking, I bet you can find a lot of even cooler stuff! Maybe some more medical stuff too, if you focus on looking for medicine... I think we'll need it.

Lesse~ I wonder if I can modify any of these new things for melee fighting? A hacksaw is nice, but it could be a lot nicer too!

... The school sounds like a bad place, Dist. Let's avoid it. Aren't there nicer places to move to? I like this one.

Let me arrest this man. Mon Dieu, he has locked the door. Does he have no respect for the Law?!
(Javert... he's not mocking it, I am sure...)
Bien. His time will come.
(That's not terribly helpful.)
Tout de meme. I will abide by the princess, although I see no practical use for alcohol. It makes people even more imbecilic than is their natural condition.

(Just let him stay in the lab unless you need to reclaim something. He could use the air.)

I am content with staying in the lab and using the power of science in the most destructive and irresponsible way possible.

Y-you guys. You are the best. Even Mary; without some opposition there is no drama. *sob*

I say we clear and reclaim the school. The zombies deserve quality, free education! And I agree with Zelda; these zombie leaders are known for their bloody brain shooters. was going to say bloody mary but... nope.

Alternatively we can have the zombie king preach.

We're nearly hitting the limit on living space though, so I kind of want to clear out suburbs and hospitals and apartment buildings and reclaim those asap.

But alcohol.

Well, there's no law against priests drinking, is there? Hard to administer the rites if you don't serve alcohol!

I'll alternate between the bar and the church, how about that? xD

HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THE BAR, AND PUSH IT INSIDE THE CHURCH?!?!

Is there any practical difference between preaching and bartending? I mean, both works make the masses dumbhappy, but maybe one does so more than the other?

I have no idea. O_O I think it's the same... somebody who's actually played should confirm that for me.

Well, bartenders are saner all around.

I'll continue to watch for the zombies.

Bartenders are clearly more useful during the zombie apocalypse.

(It's easier to raise happiness as a bartender, but the roles are very similar).

Fine. So the consensus is making the zombie king into a bartender, then? We can pretend that he's preaching the way of the zombie while he mixes drinks. :D

"You think YOU have problems? Let's see how you feel after I eat your braaaaaaiiiiins."

Consensual brain-eating my left foot! ):<

Zafehouse Diaries: The Musical

I'm indexing Davian Korran's lovely musical parodies of this Let's Play here. There'll be a link to this in the first post for your convenience. If I've missed anything or if you want me to organize this list in any way (like in acts or whatever), please let me know and I'll fix it ASAP!

Act I
I Dreamed a Zombie Dream
A New Mode Called Road Kill
Requiem for Survivors
On This Night of a Thousand Dead
I Wanna Be a Part of ZD
Zombie City
Goodnight and Thank You
The Art of the Possible
Finding a Rescue Clue
Hello and Goodbye/Another Concussion on Another Head
The Very Next Round
A New Mode Called Road Kill (Reprise)

Intermission

Act II
I Cry At All These Dilemmas
Keep Supplies High
Can No One Ever Beat the Mob?
Survivors Haven't Died/And the Vehicle is Repairing
Santa Dilemma/Waltz for Round 3 and Ana
A New Round Will Be Beginning Soon/The New Stats Suck
Requiem
Success, Now We're Bored

As far as I can tell, they're all there, and I'm really, really flattered you like my insane ramblings that much ^^. I promise I'll get the rest tossed together - it's the least I can do. Buenos Aires and Rainbow High were always my two problem songs, so I should have an easier time of it now.

If you want to break between acts, it's between A New Mode Called Road Kill (reprise) and I Cry At All These Dilemmas.

(I insist recordings be made available for one and all. If we can't have equal rights between humans andzombies, then damnit we'll have equal music.)

I love that you're putting so much thought and effort into these things, DK, so I just wanted to make it easier for people to find all of them, haha! And adding that break right now!

Are you volunteering to sing for us, Ozzo? xD

(Davian Korran would know best how these numbers were meant to be sung. Although if anyone should lead, it should be Our Esteemed Leader.)

(Ozzo, did you happen to pick Mary due to common levels of evil? XD

*ahem*

I don't know first thing about recording things and I can't count meter, let alone hold a tune, I just emulate noises...)

(*smiles nervously*

*backs*

*Runs for the hills*)

"She sees you when you're sleeping; she knows when you're awake...."

Confirming actions.

Main LP
CuteCat/Pipsqueak wants to modify for close combat.
Shelby Darlene/Amanohashi wants to watch.
Sharp Whiskey/Caoimhe wants to search for medical supplies.
Waiting on the rest.

Rebuild 2 LP
We're having the zombie king bartend, Javert, Link, and Snark will fight on FOR SCIENCE, and we're reclaiming the school as well as prioritizing living spaces in our quest to reclaim.

Rebuilding is progressing smoothly in our little town of Montreuilsurmer.



We all seem pretty happy about it.



We've finished our stealth research, which means that it's time for yet another tech vote! I know Jacquelle and soundlyParanoid want to continue with the antizombie research, which is antivenom (gives huge defense boost against zombies) this time around, but maybe others would like to see our team of totally qualified experts work on signalling or preservation instead?



*cough* Ahem. Before you vote, this might be a good time to remind you all that Broken Forum has a maximum rating of NC-17.

Wait, they didn't mean magicians?

I feel like it is only appropriate, given my current avatar, to voteYESH

(*Quickly clasps a bag over Javert's head before he explodes*

Toulon abstains!

Now... next...

Ahahaha, Actress Hasn't Learned The Lines. Fuck me. And I said I was over the problem songs.)

I'll search the location for medical supplies.

Guys. Whores are not a priority. Especially not over FOOD. Stop thinking with your dicks and start thinking with your stomach.

Who the hell's Gustav? Probably best that I stay out of this vote; if you all want to indulge, go ahead and be my guest. Still can't believe my old job is going to a zombie.

((Do you guys think we should switch over to Preservation for a while?))

Gustav is a trader who comes along periodically to trade stuff. I've omitted his scenes before now because they were uninteresting.

With our current food situation, I believe it would be most unwise to pay for such... services. Therefore I vote we decline.

They don't look very happy, do they, Javert? Why do they look unhappy? Don't they want to play with us?