Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Hey gaiz, guess who we just pulled out of a pile of dead undead? That's right, it's Vide! And she comes with some great stats too, unlike some other (non-)people I could mention. Like that useless zombie that insisted on following us home. It seems to enjoy pilfering as a hobby, so I set it out to scout before it steals anything important. Let me know if you'd like to make it farm or do something more productive instead.

(<-Vide's awesome stats)

Also. This just happened.

Mais oui. To have no seat of government is not worthy of a great nation, let alone one filled with frilly-brained, bleeding-heart liberalist would-be-barricade fodder.
(... Have you been reading my books?)
I have,
(Well, stop it.)
Non. To protect these modern people, I must understand them. Now explain to me why 'totally radical' is amusing.

I wanna be President and Prime Minister! And also King!

I am slightly disappointed in my ability to kill things, especially given that you pulled me out of a mound of corpses, but I will chalk it up to the broken leg not healing correctly. Just like in real life.

Aren't there other more exciting ways to win? Not that I dislike the idea of creating a new, competent government. Not at all.

I hope we don't start turning on each other over leadership though.

((This'll end well. Sorry I contributed to everyone becoming zombies.))

(The point of these games is to fail hilariously. It's just not in character for Javert to think that XD

He's the anti-Mary.)

I think finding a building now is a good idea. Our group just keeps growing, it's better to go ahead and set up some form of leadership before everything becomes unmanageable.

((I still feel kinda bad about it though. Not too bad though. :D ))

Find the city hall.

Edit: I might be fiddling with quicktopics too much.

Will you look at that? It's just one church away from our school!



A good thing we let the zombies have their church, eh? They did well today. Looks like it'll be fairly simple to just reclaim the city hall and win this game!



...if we can survive the zombie horde, that is.



It'll be hitting us in three days. Better get ourselves ready before then, eh?





Let me know if there's anything special you want to do to prep for the zombie horde. :> Survivor stats will be updated soon.

There's not much I can think of - as long as everyone is in the town when they hit no zombie horde this early is that much of a threat.

Oh, fine. :T Guess I'll just continue to play normally then. DAMNIT SOUNDLY I WANTED TO SEE THE REBUILD NOOBIES PISS THEIR PANTS IN TERROR *SOB*

Killing your fun is fun for me. :D

*pisses pants in terror*

:D

Put me on guard. This is a perfect excuse to engage in joyous zombie murder.

(Well, 30 zombies aren't that scary after THE MOB. I think we killed quite the few more during our combined tenure... if not all at once.)

Right on the edge of the city and bordering a forest where there of course couldn't be hordes of hard to spot zombies is of course the best place for the center of your government.

Of course it is. Having a nice view is more important that safety, after all.

Cheer up, Ana! I'll... try putting in another song!

Jesus, I'm close to done. Well, ONWARDS, TO VICTORY. And if it's all the same I'll just skip through yet another part I can't remember the melody of and go straight to Your Little Body's Slowly Breaking Down and You Must Love Me.

Féline understands. Nothing less is worthy of the concierge of a great civilization. Or a mediocre one. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a hunt to attend to as soon as the stars are out.

Is it safe for you to be hunting at night?

Oui, I believe so. I have my truncheon, that is usually enough for patrol, and my eyes are not so dim yet I cannot see in the light of the stars. I am perhaps not as skilled as M'sieur l'Inspecteur Waffles, but I am capable, and 24601 must be found before the disease spreads.

As long as you're sure you'll be okay. I still don't like the idea of you going by yourself, but I trust that you know your limits. If you need help, just give me a holler and I'll come running, okay?

... I do not understand. You... offer aid? This does not make sense. You are the modern creature, and the modern seem content to sit in circles and discuss sooner than do what must be done, I... I find myself... confused. Has he stolen from you? If there is a crime, you must report it, and it must be seen to. It is the course of proper justice and I shall administer it, even now, even here.
(God sake, Javert, she's offering help.)
... you can be my constituted deputy. You seem competent.

Er, no one's stolen from me, I just thought you might need help.

Sure. Just tell me what you need me to do.

Javvie has had so much character development. He even made this green-haired woman his deputy! And Zelda went from a stuck up princess with anger issues to a potty mouthed, badarse, awesome leader. I don't know of which of them I'm prouder. ;_;

(I must say I'm glad this time his development doesn't boil down to 'hair goes white, realize mercy has value, kill self over cannot compute'.)

Bien sur. We are looking for a tiny miscreant the size of a Scandinavian woman. He has white hair, a beard, and a tendency to tremble in his high notes. I can also advice investigating what number he is branded with. That was a... rather embarrasing affair when left alone. Oui. You might do well to arm yourself, deputy.
(Please tell me you didn't deputize her because you needed her having a gender-neutral title.)
....
(... women can have green hair, Javert.)
... be silent.

And Ayumu is still trotting along the same as ever~



:D

To be fair I think killing zombies with a concussion and surviving what she has is pretty badass for a waitress.

True, fair enough~

Actually, for some strange reason the hordes will only spawn on the outskirts of town - the the outer ring of the town. The forest? Apparently it's too dark and scary out there for the zombie hordes.

Treebeard doesn't fuck around.

Who are we waiting on for the Zafehouse LP?

vayaviya/Dist and Songbird/Song. I imagine they're busy with New Year's festivities and whatnot. :)

Ha ha! Stole the trader's shopping trolley!

I would comment on how mean that is, but then again, I voted to murder her back in round two. :T

So instead, I'm just going to wonder about names for a modified shopping trolley.

Oh god damn it!
I had the radio and the frequency and I had the street the chopper would be landing, one of two locations, the bar and the factory that were right next to each-other, I held up in the bar and of course the chopper went to the factory.

I almost won......

When I reclaimed yet another police station to house our growing number of zombie guards, this happened:



Just so you know, we're currently at MAX HAPPINESS so if you choose yes, it's just going to be for your own completely wholesome and not twisted in any way pleasure. :D

Okay, while I don't want the zombies to be preaching their doom religion I honestly find this Far too cruel to be allowed.

*Deep breath* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!