Discussion in 'Strategy games - Strategy and Tactics' started by Anabanana, Dec 1, 2012.
You know you want to do it.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
So not only do they do our dirty work, but they also kill themselves for our entertainment? Seriously guys, I just... I give up.
*insert here srscat.gif*
Nevermind the fact that I always do it in my own playthroughs, of course...
Slave labor placated by a religion of doom that are regularly forced into arena matches for the pleasure of those on top.
I can't say I agree with this course of action, but if it is the will of the people I do suppose I have no choice.
Still voting no.
Can we throw Mary in there? No?
Then fuck it, no point in doing it.
Two for and two against. We need a tiebreaker, people!
My Manly Baseball Cap, which exists as a separate legal entity, also votes yes!
Yes! I finally won a game.
I am very happy.
*gets out a small wooden figure, attached with strings to intricate controls, and begins deftly manipulating it*
"I think we should make them fight! It seems like fun!"
Non. That seems pointlessly cruel.
(Says the guy who bullied a severely ill woman.)
She was an assailant. Also a whore.
... I don't like 'fun'.
Vote closed! We will NOT be mistreating our comrades, regardless of how human they might be. That would just be inhumane.
(I have canon backing! The half of Javert's suicide note that isn't about how much he likes canteen ladies and that you should hunt in pairs to avoid random bouts of mercy is about protecting prisoner rights! Never have it said he's not a fair man! Well, relatively speaking.)
NO FUN ALLOWED.
(HE HAS A PARTY SKILL OF ONE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
I still consider that the funniest thing the game did with the character. How the hell do you faíl so badly at partying?)
We've done waaaay worse to the dead than just treat them as playthings for our amusement. Lighting a town-full of them on fire, for example.
Nonetheless, that doesn't stop some of us from singing songs about how awesome it is to be a slowly putrefying, maggot-crawling corpse with a insatiable lust for brains. I mean, seriously? Have you even had human brain before?
Oh, and I guess this happened too:
I'm doubtful Gustav the pimp has the broken helicopter part, let alone the cure for zombieism. No.
(And where was I... You Must Love Me was last, yes.
HAI GAIZ, SO I REWROTE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING INTO A MUSICAL.
Now I want a certificate on my insanity.)
I already found that cure. M'sieur Gustav reminds me of a particularly irritating miscreant I knew in Paris. This one is not master of the house, let alone of personal hygiejne, and I find him loathsome. Non, we do not want his cure.
What I do want is the right to end this zombie-worshipping idiocy your modern lax attitude towards the proper treating of dissidents have brought forth. Preferably with fire.
vayaviya, I realize that updates for your Zafehouse: Diaries LP are going somewhat slowly. And that's fine, because I know all of us except me have better things to do with their lives than to participate in some silly forum LP, especially since it's the holiday season. I'm just wondering if you're all okay with the pace at which we're going, or if you'd like to speed things up a little? If the latter's the case, I'm going to propose a simple rule for the Zafehouse: Diaries LP: If a participant hasn't responded within 24 hours of the update going up, I'll open their actions up to be chosen by the first person who PMs me or posts in this thread after that.
If you're all okay with this, please tell me so I can make it official. If 24 hours is too long, and you'd like to make the deadline shorter (maybe 12 hours?), let me know. And if you're fine with the way things currently are, let me know as well. I'm running this LP because I want people to have fun, after all, so please don't feel pressured that you have to post more frequently or anything. We'll just find other ways to amuse ourselves, like with the side-LP and whatnot. :)
Oh, and here's more advice for dealing with the mob from the developers:
(*bows* Thank you, thank you! Well, Javert, aren't you proud of me? Aren't...)
(... what the hell are you doing?)
That should be fairly obvious. The soul of sanity must surely be within reach somewhere, and I shall pray for its return.
(... that's almost a compliment. Well, I'll take it.)
Please do not. Now, have you seen any flamethrowers near the infected church?
(It IS boring to wait for so long... I think 24 hours would be a good deadline, 12 feels a bit too short.)
A 24 hour deadline would speed things up a bit but I'm not exactly pushed either.
I definitely agree we should have a 24 hour deadline. It does seem to be going a bit more slowly than last time.
(... You're one of the two we're waiting for! Do your turn, silly!)
I don't know, him just happening to have the cure seems...odd. Not sure if I trust that guy. It might be best to pass on it for now.
You already found it? When?
I'm good with 24 hours.
Uh, right. Making my turn is a thing I should do. I'm just trying not to get in the way and maybe live, so...investigate the church? Can I do that?
To be entirely honest, having both LPs going on in here is making it harder to figure out what's going on. >_<
Tell you what. I understand that it's hard to keep track of what's going on, given that we're LPing two games at the same time, so I'll add a votes tally to the first post, which I'll update every time I receive an action. This way everybody can see who's submitted their actions and who hasn't, so it'll be less confusing in the future.
It'll be under whatever round is currently progressing, inside a spoiler tag labelled "Player Actions".
Hopefully putting the action tally in the first post (as I explained in the above post) will help with that.
I'll also tag all of you whenever there's a update that involves you, all right? Hopefully that should help to minimize the confusion. It's just that it's a little boring just sitting around waiting for everybody to get their votes in, so I thought doing this side-LP would help to amuse the spectators while we wait ^_^;
In a university. La féline thought it was a bad idea to inject it, but I have been no worse for wear. C'est ca.
(Apart from your hair going spontaniously white, that is.)
(This is an excellent idea. The first post in general is my first stop whenever I visit this thread regardless.)
Nay, I don't really trust Gustav all that much. Let's get us a helicopter part instead, since it's one thing or the other and I don't really think his zombie cure is legit.
(Also, good idea. Having them all in the first post will make it much simpler to keep track of who does what.)
I've said it once, and I'll say it before:
Gustav is a liar and a cheat, So we do not want his cure.
Guess we won't be curing zombie-ism any time soon. Why would we want to anyway? It's not even a disease! Right, Zombie King?
Since Javert's already taken the cure, we can probably dissect him for research at any point anyway.
Strangely enough, nothing happens when I click on the heliport. Guess we're supposed to find all the parts before we can proceed with repairs.
Oh, by the way. The hordes attacked. I think Zelda's comment is all you need to know about it.
The Riffs' routine spring-cleaning probably helped out with that a little at least.
No, what I'm more worried about is the fact that we haven't seen that crazy doctor in- oh for the love of god.
And he couldn't even get Snark's gender right.
Before I say yes - what are Snarks stats?
Actually, regardless I say Yes. I am all for throwing a zombie sympathizer and cage match organizer to the mad scientist.
(That would explain how Snark ended up leading XCOM.)
Mon Dieu, this man persists? He speaks as if uncivilized tantrums are his natural condition. I cannot abide by this. He is no citizen. His words have no value. Non.
(You're mad because you haven't been able to burn the Zombie Church down, hm?)
Be silent, puppeteer, My task is not yet done. Until it is I would ask you refrain from further inane commentary on my progress.
(Even if I point you at a flamethrower...?)
... mille de tonerre.
(Zelda's become quite the badass, no?)
I'll post his stats regardless.
You know what? I vote yes too. Giving Snark to the scientist as an assistant would probably be worse for the latter than for the former. :3
Broken Forum: so much sympathy for cats, but none whatsoever for real human beings.
(Totally licensed human beings at that.)
If It had been mary I would have said yes in a heartbeat but what can you do?
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