Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

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(They said no. And made a flamethrower. What more can you ask?)
Why is the police station filled with miscreants?
(Oh, yes, that. Well, you... have a new colleague at least?)
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(... I didn't even know you had that twitch. Wait, actually I did. Where did I see that before...)
Preservation, and draft a constitution, le Bon Dieu. No, if you will excuse me I shall find a back room in this lab.
(And?)
And play whist. I am surrounded by lunatics who put these beings in positions of trust, let them invade every place dear to me and don't even know how to play a proper game of cards.
(Uh... we're okay here.)

(Jaque wins Les Mis ref of the thread, incidently.)

Signalling! Maybe we could contact alien life forms so that we can kill them and the living dead in one shot

(... wait. CATHOLIC PRIESTS? MOTORCYCLES?!)

So who's going to volunteer to rewrite all of Les Mis into Zafehouse canon? Eh? You know you want to.

Or maybe I'll just make a DK-esque bet and say that if we manage to rebuild successfully (despite SOME of you guys being no-good dirty zombie-lovers) I'll do it.

I'm sure I will in no way regret this decision later!

I wish to search for medical supplies and then go back to watching for zombies.

Watch out zombie schoolgirls! A creepy principle is out there, watching you from the bushes...

(Well, enough rose petals and they can convert those into bandages!)

I don't totally understand all this, but I want IN next round. Holy crap, this game looks awesome for so many reasons.

Confirming actions.

SongBird /Song wants to investigate the hospital.
CuteCat /Pipsqueak wants to modify for assault.
Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi wants to search for medical supplies and then go back to watching.
Sharp Whiskey /Caoimhe wants to watch.
vayaviya /Dist wants to help search.

Added you to the waitlist!

(What happens is GLORIOUS THINGS. Interjected with wardrobes and invisible supplies.)

Well, since no-one is watching for the undead this turn I'll do it.

Oh god, I am all over making my character sheet then. Bear in mind, I have NO IDEA what the fuck I'm doing/talking about so when I do get in, i'll be wandering around like a newb praying for some guidance. xD

Excellent.

(You may want to download the demo to understand a bit*has her mouth clasped shut by Ana*)

(In general the first post here is an excellent ressource for finding things of varying import. There's links to the developer's guide, where to find the demo, and where every single round starts and how the status is for the current one as well as links to the waitlist and the custom occupation editor.)

My computer is crap. nine bucks says I couldn't even download it let alone play it. That's what this thread is for.

Fuck that, I likve my life by WINGING IT. And you guys get to put up with my inexperience. :D

Doesn't seem to take up that much resources really.
Should run fine unless you have a computer from the 1900s.

That is quite all right, m'dear. Blind runs are always the most entertaining, after all. trololol this is going to be a slaughterfest omg I can't wait

It'd be quite impressive if you had a computer from the 1900s, actually, seeing as they weren't invented until the 40's. :D

(BUT ROUND 1 EXPLAINS WHY SNARK IS AN UNLICENSED SURGEON, ROUND 2 HAS LOGAN'S ORIGINS AND WHY SHE HATES PLANT PEOPLE AND ROUND THREE HAS... Les Miserpuppies and the Longshore Cat.)

For reference, Firefox uses more memory than Zafehouse Diaries.

Hey, that's a really good point! I should put up a direct link to the demo since it seems to have helped some of you figure this game out. Adding it to the first post now...

EDIT: Added. :D

(I am totally psychic.)

EDIT: I keep forgetting the parenthesis. Javert is not to my knowledge psychic, half Romani or not.

The Z3 was the first proper computer I think. German.

Also, most of the time it's not that Z:D doesn't work in your computer, but that you haven't installed the correct (latest =/= correct) framework. Their forum provides the links to everything you need.

Aaaaactually the first "computer" was built in, like, Victorian times, but it wasn't used for much. :D

I had to install a BUTTLOAD of framework for soemthing not too long back. I'm probably current.

But if the graphics you're posting are any indication, my compy's usually like, HAHAH NOPE, FREEZE AND DIE!

To give you an idea of what I go through on this monstrousity, I have had difficulty JUST POSTING HERE ON BF for the last few weeks.

Firefox pisses me off. Just sayin'.

Our scientists blazed through preservation research in a mindblowing TWO DAYS (makes sense since it's a tier one research item and we have a team of experts save for maaaaybe Snark).



Unfortunately, this left them so bored they decided to go hang out with the other scientist instead.



Yeah, y'all might want to vote for signalling or pesticides (active farmers will produce more food and prevent crop failure) to keep our scientists busy so they don't go running off to become research fodder for that lunatic. Here are our stats:

*the marionette slaps at a termite and bobs it's head frantically.* Pesticides! Definitely Pesticides!

To, er, feed our fleshy human bodies, of course.

I was informed peer review was proper procedure. Have I been misinformed? I apologize. I would be about my duties, but the police station has been turned into an infected nest of beasts best lit aflame and apparently that would affront everybody's 'sensibilities'.

Perhaps next we shall see to the wishes of our non-undead colleague then, oui? Signalling.

Here's my info for when it becomes relavent. Someone may have to tag me when it starts, as I am prone to wandering off.

((MUSICIAN :D :D :D))

Have I missed an inside joke? Nothing else quite suited that 'wandering hobo' vibe. Read that as 'bad musician.' xD

(No, no, that's fine. Everything is fine ^_^))

Will do.

Only to determine prejudices.

SHUSH YOU

That's more like it.

Oh, and thanks, by the way, for that hilarious image of Javert and co. trying to peer review a mad scientist's zombie experiments. *snickers*

I suddenly feel very Not Ok. Do I need an adult? Davian's freaking me out.

Also, you guys should totally ignore me and save your damn scientists. They're weird.

Musician XD

Pesticides. Goddamn zombie weevils.

No really. Musicians are awesome! No idea why DK says what she does.

Librarians are better, though. So badass.

*snicker*

Also, pesticides.

Librarian is an OP class.
Unfair to play as.

Yeah, but every team should have at least one IMHO. The game is too hard otherwise. :(