Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

: < What have I accidentally done? This is what I get for winging it.

Yaaaaay Ireland! (I'm like 3/4 Irish in real life. All my Grandparents are pale red heads. xD)

I'm 4/4 Irish in real life and live in Ireland.

There you are, Javert! I thought you were going to start working on that Signaling research you were going on about earlier. I'm going to go check out our defenses, make sure everything is okay.

I'm part Scottish, myself. Also French, Norwegian, and possibly Finnish.

and musicians are awesome :3c

I noticed that from your location.

I'm American, so our ancestrys are usually a clusterfuck. Mine is too, but there's traceable, majority Irish in my bloodline.

And then randomly I know for a fact I'm 1/4 Greek because my grandparents were recent immigrants and I have full Greek relatives still.

Er, but enough about genetics. Zombies.

Bon. Be sure to stash flamethrowers. And perhaps barricade the church. Doors. After lighting it on fire. That will defend us better than anything.

(You make Javert a scientist, you get what you bargain for XD. He's unable to ever do anything not by the book. I imagine he was so serious and earnest about it, too. Now add Umazes trying to eat Link's brain while Snark is making up scientific lingo and trying to pinch Javert's ponytail for use in a new moustache.)

I'm 4/4 Banana in real life and live in Banana Land.

OMFG SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DRAW THIS. PLEASE.

I'm mostly Basque, but also have a strange stew of French, English and Mapuche genes from my mother's side.

Chile is full of inmigrants, so it ain't so strange. :')

Musicians are awesome. *evil cackle*

((NO PROMISES. Now where's my sketch pad....))

Oh, and by the way, according to the new rule, if vayaviya doesn't post an action within the next two hours, I'll open up Dist's actions to the first person who posts after I announce that time is up. :D

I heard somebody wanted a Musician.

I'll search around the Warehouse. We really should get out of here, though.

We could breach the houses to the North-East next turn maybe.

We should! I'd go investigate new places too but I'm not any good at it...

Damn it.

And here I was looking forward to Ozzo sending Dist to breach the police station all by himself.

Ahem I mean thanks for getting all your actions in! Update will be up at some point in the near future. :>

Ozzo/Mary needs to be an in-game item. XD

Everyone is useful for at least increasing our carrying capacity.
Uhm, what I mean is that no-one is left behind damn it!

((I know I didn't with mine! Mostly because I didn't to hell think we'd make it that time.))

"I see you haven't selected an action for one of your survivors. Let me make a quick suggestion!"

This is glorious and I'm glad that I've finally caught up. You are all delightful.

I'd like my name put on the waitlist and get in on the action at some point if it's not too much trouble. :3

(You see, I told you so
There's lots of things I know

Do I have any qualms dragging more people into this madness? NAH.)

*raises eyebrow* I'm more worried about what Amanohashi was doing to the corpse all alone in the bathroom when it attacked him.



Well, well, well! Only five zombies in the hospital and one outside! Looks like it'll be a fairly easy breach, aye? *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*

Also, despite Amanohashi's and Dist's valiant efforts...



...we still have no bandages.


(You do have 32 ingredients and 8 snacks left though, so hey, at least you don't need to worry about starving! Yet.)

(HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE SWIMMING IN MEDICAL SUPPLIES WE NEVER NEEDED? Hubris.)

Funny guy.

You know what I'm going to have zero qualms about? Clumsily attempting to pressure you into rewriting more songs. Possibly rap songs instead of anything from a musical if I feel extra mean.

Or I might do that myself. Seriously.

It would be so horrendous easy.

Oops, I dropped a hint that I shouldn't have! Teehee <3

You mean the hint that implies that hospitals tend to have around twenty zombies in them and breaching them with our level of weaponry will most likely result in us all being killed?

((XD Weeeeell, the minimum requirement is that I actually know the song. Evita came naturally because it's a fairly sarcastic piece of work even without tampering. Half the time I didn't even need to alter the stuff there! Rap is... harder. I cannot understand rap.))

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OH HEY GAIZ MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Actually in my experience it's more around 30 zombies, but YOU DID NOT HEAR ME SAY THAT.

((... maybe Zombie Jesus Superstar the way the Rebuild 2 stuff is going...))

We could probably find bandages and stuff in the hospital...
I can fix these guns up pretty easily, so that makes it easier to break in right? It doesn't matter if anyone gets hurt 'cause we can just fix them up in the hospital again!
... well unless they die... I haven't figured out how to fix death yet.

I wanna leave, though... Where should we go? I don't wanna stay here anymore!

... Crap. I'm going to rewrite songs aren't I?

Or maybe a rap song FROM a musical, if you're feeling extra EXTRA mean!

Like this.



ZELDA:
Lights up on Montreuil-sur-mer
Up at the break of day
I wake up and I got this zombie king I gotta chase away
Pop its brains at the crack
Of dawn, Sing
While I wipe down the Gatling.
Hey y'all, Good morning.

[to be continued?]

((I have inspired GLORY.))

Anabanana you are the most beautiful banana on the planet.

Zombie Jesus Superstar's lyrics fit surprisingly well to Zafehouse: Diaries as well.

This is why you never barricade quickly and loudly. NEVER.

Or what about Round 2, when they were running out of time to find the last clues?