Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

All fear Ted, the gay lady-shark with a bachelors degree in economics!

Well, if we're submitting characters...

Well, as long as everyone else is...

In a game where an axolotl and a puppy are MVPs, cuteness might've been a safer choice. Still, Eboby, that's one badass fucking shark you've got there. Surely you all are going to be just fine. <3

Well, so long as we're submitting new characters and applying to be on the wait list:

Name: Michael Wilson
Money: Rich
Education: University
Orientation: Gay
Gender: Male
Ancestry: European
Career: President of the GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Special Trait: Strong
Age: 38

President of the GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Strength 3
Resilient 3
Perceptive 0
Smart -10
Traits: Enterprising, Realistic, Conventional

I'll join the party then!

Name: Kanedork Meat Boy
Money: Poor
Education: Uneducated
Orientation: Gay Straight
Gender: Female Male
Ancestry: European
Career: Dead Meat
Special Trait: Smart
Age: 25

Dead Meat
Strength: 0
Resilient: 0
Perceptive: 0
Smart: 0

Artistic > Social > Enterprising

I AM A WOMAN OF MY WORD.

It's like everyone decided to collaboratively gift me a holiday.

HEY GAIZ

Wanna bet how many turns Kanedork will last? The person(s) with the number closest to her actual turn of death will be able to use up to 12 points for their characters in all subsequent rounds, while all the losers will receive a point penalty equivalent to how many turns they're off by. (So, for example, if you bet she dies on turn 2, but she actually dies on turn 3 or turn 1, you get a point penalty of 1 on any custom career characters you want to make in future rounds.) Betting pool will be open until her round starts, so take your time~ upupupupu~

Bets Collection

Jacquelle, Flonne, DK, Vide: 1st turn.
Sarasha: 3rd turn.
Beatrice: 10th turn.
M Sheep: Last turn. (Additional clause: she will be the only one left alive.)

Does that mean if we're off by more than 6 turns, we have to be Dead Meat as well?

Utter evil. You should feel bad.

Not that I mind. In fact I approve. Make your bets, ladies and gentlemen! The chance of the ultimate Mary Sue is at your grasp!

I'm abstaining from betting. Ana has proven herself to have troll-like tendencies (YEAH, BANANA, I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT) and I know she'll probably just get Kaneda killed on the first turn just to spite us or manage to make her last until the end of the game or something.

Yeah, banana.

I don't trust you.

*gasp*

By the way, what is considered a "turn" in this bet? Hours, updates or days?

Hours may be a little cruel, we could end up with lots of Dead Meats. Which would be hilarious.

Kanedork is totally going to make it to the end.

Not only is Kanedork going to make it to the end, I bet she's the only one that lives.

IN THIS THREAD: YOU WILL BELIEVE A HANGER-ON CAN SURVIVE!

Quick! Count my vote before I come to my senses!

Aw Sheep, you're so nice. ;_;

Which is awesome.

(Why did I have to write Evita when you clearly are much better at this? I DEMAND... actually, that'd be suicidal, I'll just start thinking on what the hell I'd call Éponine's class...

Oh Kaneda. Oh Kaneda.

I will think on this most carefully.)

(FUEL TO THE PYRE. I'm sure she'll make it her goal to die ASAP to be with M'sieur Marius)

Hours, of course. :D

Using updates would make it far too easy for me to manipulate the results.

And we have our first bet, and what a bet it is! Anybody want to join the infinitely courageous M Sheep? :D

Also, confirming actions.

Everybody is breaching the NE house except for Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi, whose actions I'm still waiting on.

Dang, that's harshawesome. I can't wait until I live until the end and leave a trail of Dead Meats behind. >:)

That was just a commentary. No, I'm not betting on my own demise, thank you.

But they were already dead! D:

Technically

You know how much people like to un-die in this canon. Just look at Umazes.

((Which does make me wonder if the reason Javert didn't become a zombie when he tried the cure was that he was ALREADY DEAD.))

Welp, I might as well hop on the bandwagon.

I'm placing my bet on the third turn! I'm going to regret that, aren't I?

Very good, very good. Another brave soul has joined the fray! Anybody else care to join her? /cackles

Sarasha, I'm sorely disappointed. Do you have so little trust in me? :( Not that I blame you or anything <3

((She does trust you to do better than Umazes....))

all caught up again

Hey! Link does too have a brain! .. He just need someone to hit his troath to help his speaking problem.
And who needs eyebrows anyway?

also,never stop making beautiful things please Kaneda.

Aw gosh, you're making me blush. If you inspire me to, I can keep going forever. Hopefully. <3

Good point. All is well, Sarasha. :)

It's hilarious how Umazes has turned into the butt monkey of this game despite owning it and thus being rather knowledgeable on the subject.

((Good money says it wasn't a zombie that did her in, it was Error-chan...))

((And I trust her more than Ana I mean, yes, I do trust you, but stats don't lie! If it makes you feel better, I never win bets so you'll most likely do better than what I said. :) ))

Edit:

Yay!

((Wait, how many guesses are we allowed to make? :3))

Only one guess per person, please, no multi-bets! One number is all you get! :D

Mwahaha! My predictions have come true!

What I find the most hilarious about this is that I wasn't even actively TRYING to get her killed, she did it all by herself TROLOLOLOLOL~

((Avast! My cunning plan has hit a hitch. I will need to actually think, then...))

Also, to bandwagon I'll post my character for next round.

Noel! <3

WHOAH that character's so cool! Where is she from?!

Also, according to the 24-hour rule, if Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi doesn't post an action in the next 2 hours 45 minutes, I'll open the creepy principal up for puppeteering <3

She is from BlazBlue, a series of fighting video games.