Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

Well, well, well. What a tragedy.

Song didn't finish a single barricade, Dist didn't find a single thing with his atrocious 2-star search skill, there's one more corpse than before despite Pipsqueak actually being decent at cleaning corpses...

Wait what? One more corpse? How could that possibly-



Oh. Ohhhh, I see.

Well, congratulations, Sharp Whiskey! If by sending out a lone, injured girl with a mere 3 stars for patrolling, your goal was to get her killed off for our amusement, you certainly succeeded beautifully in that regard.

Seriously, though, she died from just two zombies? That's sad. That's really sad. That's even sadder than Umazes, who can at least say that she died from being crushed and gored by five zombies in total. Man, maybe it's a good thing she died off this early after all; a girl who can't even handle two measly zombies is nothing but dead weight for the rest of us.

Now excuse me while I go cackle to myself in a corner.

WHOOPS NEVERMIND

Pffft. How sad.

Guys, c-can I laugh? Please? It hurts.

(It's like the game KNOWS when some of the players actually know how to play the game and conspires to humiliate them violently. Seriously, game?)
Is this what is called 'karma'?
(... No, Javert, it's called respect. A moment's silence.)
... are they all dead yet?
(.... I am NEVER letting you hang out with Grantaire again.)

Who says you can't use it again? Ana's used that same Ahahaha video like a hundred times, after all.

Maybe she found a way out of the city and just ran off?

Now I can't help it if the survivors are so incompetent that they make me laugh like this, can I?

Would you still like to be put on the waitlist?

On another note, I have just started my first game Zafehouse: Diaries.

It will probably end poorly. :D

((Ashamed to say I only recognize Asellus and just assume that hokage fellow is from Naruto or something.))

Yeah, I might change the stats though later.

Yup. The other three are from Hayate no Gotoku (alternately, Hayate the Combat Butler).

To be fair, I'm pretty sure it was a deliberate move on Sharp Whiskey's part to kill Caoimhe off so that Noel can get on the waitlist faster, because that right there was a completely unnecessarily horrible move that no seasoned player would ever seriously consider making in that situation. Well, too bad! You'll still have to wait till the end of this round!

Remind me to put you on the waitlist at the end of this round and hopefully give me the final stats you want to use as well then.

((Which reminds me I still need to find a photo for Éponine. Still, I have plenty time. This run can't be that far in and there's another one after that.))

((Will be googling. Never know when knowing things come in handy!))

Have the best video ever, and the most adequate for this situation. <3

That's perfectly fine.

I will.

This game. HOW THE HELL IS THE GUY WITH THE TWELVE STAR CUSTOM CAREER STILL LESS USEFUL THAN A POLICE OFFICER ASSFAASFGgFDSAGFS

Yeah, police officers are reaaaaally overpowered.

The choices to describe the occupation play an equally important part as the stats.

And then Hinagiku finds a radio in our starting location. On the first turn.

...I'm scared.

Hey, didn't Mary find a radio in their starting location on the first turn too? :D

OH GOD HINAGIKU PLEASE DON'T GO MARY ON US

Also, bloody hell Hiruzen got a concussion fighting two zombies. Shape up, man! Maria got THREE without a scratch! grumble grumble "god of shinobi" my ass grumble

But Umazes, you forget! Your world record of dying on the second turn is still unbroken!

... Cao? Oh, that mean lady?
She's gone? ... That's good. I didn't really like her...
... why are you looking at me that weirdly? You didn't like her did you? Why would you...?

... There are a lot of corpses though... I'm gonna keep cleaning them up for a bit, but they're really heavy... Can't someone help?

(I was fearing that someone died! Either that or the mob... This'll make things harder. Though, how did her corpse get back into the house?)

She... tasted bad...? So... the zombies... threw her back...? Maybe they think the house is an oversized trashcan? Hell, I dunno, why are you asking me?! I'm not the one researching zombie psychology here, that would be Dr. Javert, Dr. Link, Dr. Umazes, Dr. Knockout, and Dr. Snark actually no wait Snark's not a doctor wait what were we talking about again?

It'll take more than that to destroy my Chistmas happiness and vague sense of schadenfreude.

Now I know what street the rescue location will be on...and it's only the third turn.

What the hell? I cannot be this lucky. Something horrible is going to happen, I just know it.

Well, at least our relationships are good.

... except for Hayate. :DDD

Good luck, CuteCat.

That's hilariously sad.

I will help you with corpse cleaning if someone else volunteers to watch for zombies, but if no one does, I will just continue to watch for zombies. I do not wish to be taken by surprise because no one was keeping an eye on them.

Magical goldfish are the best.
Song is going to get killed soon because I was saying this, isn't she?

Anyways, for my next turn I will watch for zombies

I was referring to Asellus, actually, but yeah. Also, on a somewhat related note:

This is why we can't have pandas! ... I mean, nice things.

I just realized that Ana could've easily murdered Amanohashi by taking advantage of the hole in my order. Pfffft.

Then again, if they lost Cao then losing Amanohashi too might've been too much. So I guess it's a good thing! :D

Yeaaaah, I noticed that but I felt like being kind for once. Ahem I mean darn it! Curses! My evil plot, foiled again!

Montreuil-sur-mer Constitution Vote Tally

DK: Zelda, Waffles, Logan, Kaneda, Link
EvilFuzzy9: Ayumu, Kaneda, Zelda, Javert, Logan
Ozzo: MARY
Vide: Knock Out
Kaneda: Kaneda, Waffles, Zelda, Javert, Link
Flonne: Zelda, Waffles, Logan, Kaneda, Javert
Jacquelle: Javert, Kaneda, Link, Waffles, Zelda
soundlyParanoid: Javert, Kaneda, Link, Waffles, Zelda
Umazes: Link

Zelda 6
Kaneda 6
Link 5
Waffles 5
Javert 4
Logan 3
Ayumu 1
Mary 1
Knock Out 1

Voted closed. We're going with the original five survivors!

Honestly, it should be Zelda, Kaneda, Waffles, Javert, and Link drafting the constitution.

It wouldn't feel right otherwise.

That does make sense. Anybody want to switch their vote to Link and/or retract their vote from Logan?

I will be evil and throw in a vote for Link so there's a tie and somebody HAS to switch >:)