Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

It is in my completely unbiased that she's the only one worth knowing anyway!

Do you not see the labcoat??

*sticks tongue out at Snark*

:P

:D

Tsss, then I change my vote from Logan to Link and from Ayumu to Waffles. Zelda is right; it would be nice to have the five that first arrived as the writers of the constitution.

All right! Vote closed, update coming at some point in the near future.

: Fine! I-it's not like I wanted to work on the constitution with you anyways, b-baka!

<3

Unfortunately, before we could get started on the constitution...

We're going to have decorations? And food? And music? I want to party!

Mm-MMM! Nothing like some long-pork to take the edge off of trying to hold on to your very humantity, I tells ya! Let's eat!

Zelda wants you to know she hates you all.

Fuck to the no.

Let them eat cake! This is probably gonna bite us in the ass.

No! Wanton wastes of food is only for special occasions! Like when I feel like it!

No.

Like no. Stop giving the deathcult what they want. Like why is this even a vote? Mary saying yes to anything should tell you all you need to know. Plus like I said anabanana can do the deathcult comedy option if she feels like it later, just to give us a taste of what would happen if you say yes. Although I think you need to have a small graveyard in addition to a large one for things to really get out of hand.

PERO QUE MADRES. CABRONES, ¿POR QUÉ AÚN NO LE DAN LA COMIDA A ESTOS VIEJOS? SI SON DE PUTA MADRE WEY.

Yes. We are about to craft our constitution anyway so the game would probably end there, right?

Game doesn't end, because there are other ways to win so it lets you keep playing to find them.

Meanwhile Javert will vote no, and then we will be tied until someone else decides to either be sensible or start a tantrum spiral zombie death waltz. THESE ARE MY PREDICTIONS.

Yeahhh, I was actually going to hold a vote on whether or not to continue with the LP after the constitution thing is over and done with.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Snark. Not on the last part so much, but definitely with the no.

HEY! My mother is a saint! I only remember very little spanish

I would actually vote no, but I am voting no to the deathcult thing just so things don't spiral out of control immediately afterwards. Come on guys. We've almost won without any deaths.

And we're at max happiness the party won't do shit. LET MY POWERS OF KILLJOY WIN YOU OVER TO MY SIDE.

Plus when we start writing the constitution we'll have more direct ways of joining the zombie hordes because they are going to come to party whether we like it or not....

Oh, that wasn't an insult to your mother. If you want that kind of Spanish I can give it too, I know how to insult mothers in the dialect of a dozen different latinoamerican countries! :D

Actually, that Mexican right there was pretty botched. It would've been better to whip out the Chilean but that'd be just too offensive for whoever can understand it.

*clears throat*

Uh. I thought it would end rather fast so I didn't really plan about the future, what with this whole zombie church and shit. Oops.

Oh, okay then. About the only part I could make out clearly was 'puta madre'.

That said, it's normal to recognize cuss words on a foreign language. I can't say "bathroom" in Japanese or German, but I sure know how to say "shit".

Er, about the vote. PLEASE KILL ME BEFORE I START ON THE SPANISH CLASS. I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.

Dangit, working class zombies, I'll have to say no this time. You endanger the possibility of a future I didn't know we had. Sorry. ;_;

Ah, sensibility is back amongst those who matter. Par excellence.

Non. Now may I set them on fire?

I will of course attempt to aid in the process of drafting, albeit I find it conflicts with Montesquieu's principles that the lawman aids in making the laws. Perhaps I shall simply keep order. And make tea.

(Hoping to get this in while the wrathful god's Schadenfreude is gobbling up poor Cao - though how asking how a corpse gets back in a ZOMBIE GAME does seem a bit genre blind - I finally realized I have no idea or way in hell to guess when Kanedork will bite it.

SO INSTEAD.

7 is my lucky number, so I tentatively say 7 AM, day one. Because I have faith in our piece of dead meat I have no idea how to make a qualified guess >_>

Why day one? Weeeeell, erm... see it more as my lack of faith in Éponine to keep ANYONE alive than lack of faith in... Okay, some lack of faith in the meat, too. Mostly that, really.)

So, you mean the very first turn? XD

Actually, put me down for that too. If I'm going to bet I'm at least going to be goddamn cynical about it.

I'd be more afraid of Eponine's distressing tendency to get herself killed.

That might be more of a problem than her saving other people.

I suppose I will join the Bandwagon Cynical and roll with the first turn prediction.

(Now that you mention it, I can see her trying to make a competition of it. "WHOEVER DIES FIRST, COSETTE, GETS TO BE WITH M'SIEUR MARIUS, FOREVER!" and then Kanedork dies and she's going to be very, very depressed.)

I am very glad I was not drinking anything while I read this.

And then I would tell her that it's okay Eponine, Marius is a bit of a twat anyway.

(Marius is, like, my 3rd or 4th favorite character. I'd say I should be playing Eponine, but I'm already Cosette. 1'uped :D)

I'll join the cynic-train and predict for this as well!

((Kaneda must be thrilled her entire team has such faith in her XD))

Exactly. Exactly this.

I'll just have to prove you wrong then, future fellow Dead Meats. :)

...But seriously guys, you expect me to break the incompetence record set by legendary Umazes? Should I be flattered?

I can think of no one better suited for the honor.

I am pretty sure there is legitimately NO possible way to die earlier than I did.

/points and laughs

Actually, what if you send somebody out to attack zombies on the first turn? That might get them killed, especially if they're Dead Meat. :D

I don't think I'm that stupid, no.

You'll see how Mr. Sheep ends up a godmode character by the end of this! I can feel it! *raises fist emphatically*

Unless there's a police officer on said team. *shakes fist at sky*

Are we not having a party? I always wanted to attend a real party...

(Actually, if you survive longer, that's even more embarrasing to Umazes >:3)

I was going to say you could try breaching a nearby police station or hospital and let her get killed by the zombies on the way/outside of the buildings, but Kaneda is probably smart enough to avoid that as well.

Well, in that case, there's no way Kanedork is going to die on the first turn so you might want to adjust your bets a little. xD

I will also say that this bet will be unfairly skewed towards whoever ends up being Kanedork's teammates, because they can engage in activities to hasten/prolong her time of death. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.