Let's Survive Zafehouse: Diaries!

(Where is your iron-clad resolution, Anabanana? Where is your cold, steely gaze?

Dare you expose a chink in your armor, the seeping of empathy? Dare you show weakness?)

SHUT UP, MARY

I will admit, though, that I struggled quite a bit over the crafting of that response. Should I throw them the tiniest morsel of a hint, or should I smile and let them flounder on their merry way to Tartarus? But then I realized that being nice gets me more likes AHEM as the host of this LP I have the obligation to be somewhat helpful once in a while. Just on occasion. Because how can you craft the most delicious despair without just the slightest sprinkling of hope?

(But thank you for that, Ozzo. I shall print it out and put it on my wall and read it every time before I update. :D)

(But what if you're just pretending to be nice to throw us off the scent? What if it IS possible, eminently possible, and you just don't want us to bet on something that is possble? I... I... my... my head hurts.)

Well, you'll just have to figure that out for yourself, won't you? :3

(This time I doubt even a musical rewrite can save us. Luckily I have many skills. Like... pretending to be Javert, making up headcanon and... brewing tea.

We're dead.)

Doesn't matter, hun, you are going to be wrong anyway. No way in hell I'm letting myself get killed off so soon; I'll stick to you like a goddamn limpet. <3

(NO ONE LIMPETS BETTER THAN ÉPONINE

At least then she can't whine about being On Her Own.)

Yeah, no. Given that general sentiment on this issue is clear, I'll just reject him if he ever comes around again.



Oh. Uhm. Anybody have any opinion on what we should do about this? I'm actually not sure what counts as observation (I think you need to "kill zombies" in front of an approaching horde?), so veterans please feel free to give me specific directions.

No clue, but if it means killing zeds then we've been doing plenty of that, and will probably continue to do so. :D

Anything that involves slaying these beasts without fluffy, bleeding-hearted outcries is worth pursuing. Do bring the flamethrower.

Personally I think he just wants someone to observe an approaching horde, like being out on a misson in an area when a horde is rolling in or something.

In addition to becoming a bookworm, Ayumu seems to have gotten a sex change as well! Should Manyumu read up on his zombie comrades, or try and figure out how to repair the helicopter?

A Cultural History of Zombies is clearly the best option here! A vote for the History of Zombies is a vote for multiculturalism!

In that case, the woman can read about helicopters.

Oh that's such a pretty book! Color splattered all over! Can I read your book too, Ayumu?

HELICOPTERS, so we may forsake other survivors at our own whims.

"Ooh! Ooh! Helicopters! Maybe that way I'll be able to help Hinagiku with her fear of heights when I get back! And just because I have short hair doesn't mean I'm a guy, you jerk! >:("

I'm pretty sure Observing is a pretty passive thing; I think it happens when a survivor gets injured during a raid or something? Sure, why not--


HELICOPTERS HELICOPTERS HELICOPTERS

All right, vote closed, we're going with HELICOPTERS sheesh you insular racists

Also, if vayaviya doesn't post in the next 50 minutes or so, I'll open up Dist's actions to the public.

Puppeteer. Explain 'insular racist'.
(She means you hate zombies.)
I do.
(That, my dear Inspector, is one thing I doubt anyone reading this thread will doubt.)
Excellent. Then they should cease trying to vex me.

CuteCat /Pipsqueak and Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi are cleaning corpses.
SongBird /Song will watch for zombies.
vayaviya /Dist's actions are now open to the public. The first person who posts/PMs me after this will get to control Dist's actions for one turn.

(I do hope for vavaviya's sake someone other than me cashes in on this. I wasn't kiddng about Javert making the call.))

Dist seems really familiar but I don't think I've ever watched/played whatever he came from. Time to hunt down the name.

Congrats, DK! You now have control over Dist. Please assign him an action for one turn.

(Oh, dear God, I am not cut out for this...)
Be silent, puppeteer. Tell the fascinating man with the outrageous hair to assault the police station.
(... why.)

... Ditzy? No no no, where are you going? Don't run off!
...
Take the recoil-less rifle with you, okay? It'll go better that way.

Sorry, CuteCat, you're not the one in charge of Dist. Thanks for reminding me, though! I was going to assign him an assault weapon and ammo, but if DK doesn't specify anything, I think I'll have him go bare-handed instead.

HAHA

MWAHAHA

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Besides, Javert's already shown you mercy by assigning him to assault instead of breach. Be grateful for his generosity.)

(Doesn't mean I can't try pushing a gun into his hands anyway! ... but crap, I should've stayed silent, huh?)

It is well enough. You can listen to the little... creature's idea regarding the armament.
(... you're really enjoying this.)
It is the closest I have been to meting out punishment. If I cannot set that church on fire, I will simply have to find other ways of establishing crime and punishment.
(And?)
Be silent.

*chokes on tears* Fine.

(I. Kind of want to rewrite this from Anabanana's perspective BUT I AM HORRIBLE AT SONG REWRITES WHAT DO.)

CuteCat /Pipsqueak and Shelby Darlene /Amanohashi are cleaning up corpses.
SongBird /Song is watching.
Davian Korran /Dist is assaulting the police station.


Amanohashi scavenged 3 bandages, a packet of painkillers and a splint while cleaning up corpses.
All corpses have been removed from the house.
Amanohashi and Pipsqueak did some group exercises together.

*mumble mumble* If only he had gone bare-handed... *grumble grumble*

Oh well. It doesn't say in the diary, but Dist passed out unconscious on the floor as soon as he came back from his assault. So at least there's that. Feel free to chain actions for after he wakes up though, vayaviya.



And hey, we found some bandages! Three of them, in fact! HEY CAOIMHE, HERE ARE SOME BANDAGES FOR YOUR- oh.

Right.

She's dead.

At this rate, someone's gonna have to make a banana troll face for Ana to use.

EDIT:

DAMMIT LOOK WHAT I MADE MYSELF DO

I love it, EvilFuzzy9. Thanks <3

Hahahaha~ Playing is fun, Amano! Let's play more!
Oh, Ditzy's back too~ And he fell asleep... I guess he's really sleepy, after running off on his own like that. I wonder what got into him? You humans can't be controlled like robots can, right? I'm happy he's okay... I like Ditzy.

But, we found medicines but no clues... Should we go breach that house right above ours? Maybe we can find some clues there?
Ditzy can sleep meanwhile, I think... Is it safe to leave him all alone? If not then maybe Amano and the fishy can go breach the house, and I stay with Ditzy?

(I am totally imagining "trading fighting techniques" to mean Pip playfighting with Amanohashi and being tumbled across the floor repeatedly.)

Awwww that's so cute <3

Dist the Reaper Rose is from Tales of the Abyss, which is both a PS2 game and an anime! (He would be my favorite character if not for Jade Motherfucking Curtiss and Natalia)

I'd be expressing shock that Dist lived through that I accidentally fell asleep before posting, but...Jade calls him a cockroach for a reason. :>

I'll investigate the hotel (edit: once I wake up). Unless you guys wanna breach something.

If the rest decide to breach somewhere, I'll automatically assign Dist to join them instead of investigating the hotel. Sound good?

Fantastic! Thank you.
Why do I feel like I'm making a deal with the devil?